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Explorations de la France profonde et de l'arrière-pays
THE ANAL SEX TUTORIAL!!!!!! by: HUGO

Who hasn't been curious about grinding a poop chute, pounding the chocolate starfish, sticking it in the pooper, givin' the lady a good'ole butt fucking?

Anal sex is a touchy subject, especially for chicks, and some guys who are afraid of getting some piece of turd on their dicks.

Done right, it can be extremely satisfying for both partners. Although anal sex is usually associated with roughness and harshness, it should be loving and gentle.

Remember : «too much lube is almost enough». How true…

Before even talking about it.

Some traditionalists man-hoes like Dave (in his man-hoe era) managed to have anal on the first date. For the normal population, it doesn't work that way. You have to feel if your gf is up for it.

There are three types of women.

1. Those who don't want to hear about it :

2. Those who'd like to try/have tried, but have some difficulty with it :

3. The naturals :

If you're stuck with a #1 bitch, you're pretty much S.O.L.. This is a mentality that is tough to change. For both other numbers, read on…

Paving the way…

So, while having sex with your gf on top of you, reach around and coat your finger with some pussy juice that has got to be dripping anyway if you're getting the job done correctly. Use that as a natural lube and start rubbing the outside of her anus with one finger. If it turns her off, don't insist, but tell her you'd like to explore that, not necessarily now, but someday. It is NOT the time to tell her that your ex enjoyed it.

If it turns her on, keep going. Ask her if she likes it. Press a little more, and insert the tip of your finger, no more. Her anus is likely to tense and relax in a more or less random fashion reacting to the presence of an external body.

Do this a few times while making love, eventually shoving another finger in there… Make sure she enjoys it. She may like it one time, and for some reason she may ask you not to do it another (e.g. : she ate Mexican food earlier that day )

It's also a good idea, while eating her out, to give her the shocker. Her butt will get used to the sensations, get looser, etc…

Toys

You can skip this part, but it's fun to start experimenting with dildos, which should bridge the gap in size and length between your fingers and your man-chowder distributing machine.

Lube it up, see how she likes it, try it as you're having regular sex (homemade DP!), etc…

The moment of truth

At that point, she should logically have asked you to ram your dick in there, or she should normally be ready for the real deal.

If and when she does, quickly log on to bf.c, start a thread announcing the good news to the world, perform your duties, and report back once you're finished to the now 4 page-long thread.

Ok, maybe not.

Never shove your dick in there without prior fingering. I'm talking two fingers here. Lube your fingers, insert them, lubing the interior «walls» of her butthole. Lube your dick. Go ahead, lube ain't that expensive. Put on a lot.

Ideally, if you're not too tall, the best position is her laying on the bed, and you standing next to it. Position the tip of your dick next to the opening, and start pushing slowly. With your fingers, fit the head in there. If you,re woman is tense, it won't work. Once it starts going in, don't start pounding away. Oftentimes, you need to add lube right there. Once the head is in, ask her if it's ok. Pull out if it's not, you don't want to rip that precious hole apart. Infection is a bitch.

If she starts complaining that it's too big, make her watch some clips from www blackonblondes.com. It'll put things in perspective for her.

So back to the business at hand, start gently going back and forth, which will evenly coat her pooper with lube. If it hurts, stop and pull out. It may hurt, but she'll get used to it after 2-3 times. Speed up, see how she likes it. You will notice that it is tighter in there, and tighter is better.

Your fingers may have been in contact with some booty juice by now, which you shouldn't retread in her pussy, and you shouldn't rub her clit with your soiled hand either. Same goes with your dick. Do not enter her pussy afterwards. If she's up for ass-to-mouth action… you should film it, but don't kiss her afterwards.

If she rubs herself while you're going faster and deeper she will logically climax in no time, especially if you're been penetrating her in the pussy before.

It goes like this : eat the pussy ---> pound the pussy ---> finger (or eat :icon23: ) the butt ---> pound the butt ---> girl rubs her clit ---> girl cums ---> guy can go surf bf.c/watch TV.

BTW, once you're both used to it, the ass can take a beating… You can pound as hard as you want, and damn does it feel good!!!

You're now an ass fucker. Go get yourself a beer champ!

Positions

Nearly all positions work fine. Just make sure your dick doesn't want to pop out easily, otherwise it could accidentally get back in the other hole, and that's not recommended. Just be aware that going deep is riskier for pain, so go deep, but slowly the first time.

Mishaps

But, it's not always fun and games…

Mishaps do happen. You may want to use a condom if little pieces of turd frighten you. Does it happen all the time? No. Is it clean as a whistle? No.

Be aware that if you finger her and… huh… «feel» something in there (such as a Lincoln Log), it's no good. She should've gone to the shitter beforehand (they all should). You don't want to smear that stuff all over your bedsheets. If you can, use a dark towel to cover your sheets. It'll protect them, and if a mishap should happen, it could turn her off BIG TIME for a while. Hence the dark color. «Were there any Hershey squirts, honey?» «No-no, darling», as you swiftly throw it in the washing machine…

So yes, you may have some little, tiny spots on your dong, but don't worry… It's normal, and well worth it. If you pull out and a lot of… «material» follows, you got unlucky. It shouldn't happen.

Ever heard of vaginal farts, a.k.a. queefs? Well, if you pull out fast (as if you're trying to give her the pink sock), you may cause an anal queef (a.k.a. fart). It's normal too, but again, doesn't happen often.

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Janice Tanton
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Organisation
8 teams were spit into to groups of 4 teams with 2 teams progressing from each group to the semi-finals.

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The 1996 Beach Soccer World Cup was the second edition of the Beach Soccer World Championships, which wasn't governed by FIFA. The tournament took place in Copacabana Beach, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil for the second time.

Organisation
The organisation was kept the same as the 1995 world cup. 8 teams were spit into to groups of 4 teams with 2 teams progressing from each group to the semi-finals.

Teams
From the 8 teams, 3 teams came from Europe, 3 teams came from South America including the hosts Brazil and 2 teams from North America.

European Zone:

South American Zone:

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The Poopman Chronicles, or as the locals call it "Berry Brown" is a series of events that happened in the summer of 2001, in Henderson, Nevada, in which five youg men where suffocated via feces. The story's all vary because some of the witnesses where to scared to recolect the violent and odd acts of that odd summer. Most accounts have the events starting around the July 4th holiday weekend(American Holiday) as a story of five young teenagers on a weekend camping trip. The five young men where beleved to have been heavily under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana. The story goes that one of the campers went missing while going for a bathroom break, after a half an hour of no return the other four young men went in search of their friend. It is said that they found him cut in half and poop was tried to use to connect the body back together, along with a sufficient amount in and around the mouth of the victim. This drove the young men crazy, and already drunk they tried to get into their vehicle and make a run for it, but they discovered that their SUV 's spark plugs had been ruined, and covered in feces. The next events of the story are relativley unknown, the police found the rest of the bodies scattered around the camping grounds, all with no limbs remaining and feces rubbed on the end of each nub. The heads all infront of their SUV, with "Berry Brown" written across the foreheads in feces, the police report says all victims where killed first via suffocation from feces. Many locals refer to this story as the " Poopman Chronicles", or "Berry Brown" because of the message written on the foreheads of the victims when they where discovered. === Sources ===

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The Poopman Chronicles
The Poopman Chronicles, or as the locals call it "Berry Brown" is a series of events that happened in the summer of 2001, in Henderson, Nevada, in which five youg men where suffocated via feces. The story's all vary because some of the witnesses where to scared to recolect the violent and odd acts of that odd summer. Most accounts have the events starting around the July 4th holiday weekend(American Holiday) as a story of five young teenagers on a weekend camping trip.

The five young men where beleved to have been heavily under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana. The story goes that one of the campers went missing while going for a bathroom break, after a half an hour of no return the other four young men went in search of their friend. It is said that they found him cut in half and poop was tried to use to connect the body back together, along with a sufficient amount in and around the mouth of the victim. This drove the young men crazy, and already drunk they tried to get into their vehicle and make a run for it, but they discovered that their SUV 's spark plugs had been ruined, and covered in feces. The next events of the story are relativley unknown, the police found the rest of the bodies scattered around the camping grounds, all with no limbs remaining and feces rubbed on the end of each nub. The heads all infront of their SUV, with "Berry Brown" written across the foreheads in feces, the police report says all victims where killed first via suffocation from feces. Many locals refer to this story as the " Poopman Chronicles", or "Berry Brown" because of the message written on the foreheads of the victims when they where discovered. Berry is rumored to have been a member of the Manson Family, of Charlie Manson fame.> Block quote

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Beach Soccer World cup 1997
The 1997 Beach Soccer World Cup was the third edition of the Beach Soccer World Championships which saw Brazil win the cup for the third time in a row. It was also the first time a European team failed to make it past the group stage. Once again, the tournament took place in Copacabana Beach, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Organisation
The organisation continued to be he same as the previous two years. 8 teams were spit into to groups of 4 teams with 2 teams progressing from each group to the semi-finals.

Teams
From the 8 teams, 3 teams came from Europe, 3 teams came from South America including the hosts Brazil, 1 team from North America and for the first time 1 team from Asia.

European Zone:
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South American Zone:

North American Zone:

Asian Zone:
 * (Newcomers)

Hosts:
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