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Biography
Eyes Set To Kill is a post hardcore band from Tempe, Arizona. They were signed onto BreakSilence Records and released their debut album Reach on February 19, 2008. The band consists of five members: sisters Alexia Rodriguez and Anissa Rodriguez, Brandon Anderson, Greg Kerwin, and Caleb Clifton.

Night Train (Somerset, Kentucky)
A local band of Somerset, Kentucky. This band incorporates rock, metal, southern rock, funk, and other genera's to create a type of there own. The members consist of; Nathaniel Pence (lead vocals) Harley Wilson (Drummer) Steven Dungan (Guitarist) Dylan "Timmy-D" Howard (bassist) This band has only been together since early 2008 and already they are reaching fans as far as Rhode Island. They have origonals but also cover bands such as Korn, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Three doors down, and Lynard Skynard.

Shonia Brown
Shonia Brown (shaun-n-a)(born July 12, 1969) is an African American author, publisher of independent books, and entrepreneur.

Brown was born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia where she currently resides with her partner.

Brown is involved with the LGBTIQ community (Lesbian Gay Bi-sexual Trangender Intersex Queer) and is co-creator with Betty Couvertier, of the annual “Rock, Rhythm, and Rhyme Artist Explosion”; a concert of independent singers, bands, poets, and dancers that has taken place during the Atlanta Pride Festival. “Rock, Rhythm, and Rhyme Artist Explosion” has been a part of the festival since 2003.

As an out lesbian within the literary world, Brown was named the female grand marshal of the 2008 Atlanta Pride Festival.

Brown wrote and published her first novel, A Deeper Love in 2002. Her writings have also appeared in such publications as the anthology Ma-Ka Diasporic Juks: Contemporary Writing by Queers of African Descent. She founded and currently maintains an arts and entertainment, technology company designed to market and promote emerging artists. Nghosi.com (n-go-see) is a website dedicated to promoting independent artist of all genres. In 2007, Brown released the first anthology in her Nghosi Books New Voices Series, “Longing, Lust and Love: Black Lesbian Stories,” a collection of African-American lesbian erotica under her Nghosi Books imprint.(Southern Voice, July 4, 2008)

Her latest entrepreneurial endeavors have led her to create an artifacts preservation and research assistance online portal for lesbian women of color. Lesbian411.info is the offspring of Nghosi.com. Where Nghosi focuses on independent artists regardless of sexual orientation, Lesbian411.info is geared toward those persons in the LGBTIQ community with the focus on women of color.

Other projects in the works include: a second novel and a bi-anthology, I Love You to Death: Black Lesbian Diaries, which will premiere in late 2009.

In 2005, Brown was recognized for her community service with the honor of the Community Builder Award from the Atlanta Pride Committee. In 2008, she has received recognition from the National Black Justice Coalition through their annual Black LGBTIQ History Month campaign as a shining example of an accomplished Black LGBTIQ individual.

Individual
Individual is a one man raw emotive Christian black metal/dark wave project from Australia. James Maxwell plays all the instruments and does most of the production his self.

Equipment James uses [when he records] - 2 Channel Mesa boogie Dual rectifier - 7 String Ibanez guitars - Sonic Maximizer - Ibanez 5 string bass - 1200 watts Behringer bass amp - Zoom rhythm track RT – 223 - Casio CTK – 495

Discography 2008 – World on my Shoulders

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Basic Info
Donna Moore was born somewhere at sometime around the date of November 22, 1990 on a small island off the north coast of Iceland. She lives with her pet monkey, Little Michael, and her couch spider, Big Mike. She was a member of the Russian Mob for 15 years and became the leader at the ripe age of seven. After a conflict involving hairspray, moonshine, sheep, rocks, carpet, noseplugs, and eyelashes, she fled the country. It is said the she currently works as a nanny-cam installer in Istanbul.

Aliases
Donna Moore has one or two aliases. Here is a short list: Donna Marie, Donna Llama, Shaniqua Jaquita Bonita, Farquad, Josephine, Peanut Butter Cookie Lover, Who? Ha!, Roberto, Alfonzo, The Sphinx, Dirty Hairy Bawls, Droppit Likeits-Haut, as well as a few others.

(there is some question as to whether she goes by Farquad or Josephine. one is her name, the other is that of her accomplice)

Hobbies
Donna enjoys long walks on the beach, mixing drinks and naming them, having tickle wars with her accomplice, drinking coffee, working with her best friend J-Dawg, laughing at a stupid person who cannot be named, eating sandcastles, hawaiian dancing, and driving in the middle of the road.

Statistics
In a poll that was never really taken about Donna, some very interesting statistics surfaced. When not asked if Donna was an alien, 45% of non existant people said yes. The other 78% said no, but they do sabotage her phone calls. When not asked if they have seen the light at the end of the hallway, 1 person said, "yes. it's all graby bavy." the poll person was so confused by this response that she did not ask any more people, so that was the only person asked. When asked how freaking awesome she is, 13440957rtu40457004ufgij49% of the people said that she is the MOST freaking awesome person ever.

Stonehenge
This superweapon was supossed to shoot down asteroids but then became an aa weapon. When on of these lasers impact it sends a wave of force that can kill. It can only be destoyed if you fly fast and low. It is a deadly weapon that has killed many aces. The weapon has three weak points:the base,the barrel support, and the exit point.

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Vanessa Harding
Vanessa Harding (b. October 11, 1974) is a semi-retired American professional wrestler and manager who has competed in North American independent promotions throughout the early 2000s including Full Impact Pro, Future of Wrestling, the Heartland Wrestling Association, Ohio Valley Wrestling and NWA Florida,. She has also had short stints in Ring of Honor, World League Wrestling and Women's Extreme Wrestling.

Career
Born in Atlanta, Georgia, Harding frequently moved around up until adulthood. While living in Zephyr Hills, Florida, she became interested in professional wrestling after seeing Dusty Rhodes on Championship Wrestling from Florida. However, it was after she began regularly watching wrestling with an ex-boyfriend that she began to consider a career in professional wrestling. Hardy received much of her initial training from independent wrestlers Black Knight and Robbie Chance, however she also received training from others on the independent circuit including Mana (of the Samoan Island Tribe), Navy Seal, Pat Powers, Al Hardeman, Virgil and, most notably, Dory Funk, Jr. among others. Harding later attended the IWA wrestling school.

She moved to St Petersburg, Florida and began managing wrestlers in Southeasten promotions. Harding began to build a solid reputation as a heel manager frequently using typical outside interference such as holding a leg down or more direct attacks including using the ring ropes to choke another wrestler, kicking him while outside the ring or using a eye gouge or neckbreaker. Among those she managed included Robbie Chance and The Heartbreak Express in Full Impact Pro. Later, as a wrestler, she also faced Luna Vachon on September 25, 2003.

In October, Harding appeared in IPW Hardcore where she managed Mideon in his feud with Antonio Banks, and later Danny Doring, for almost a year before leaving to continue training. The following year, Harding managed Lexie Fyfe in her feud against Malia Hosaka and appeared on several PPV events for Woman's Extreme Wrestling. She would also work for Major League Wrestling as Ring Girl.

In mid-2004, Harding took part in the first-ever professional wrestling national tour of the People's Republic of China. Organized by NWA Mid-Atlantic Championship Wrestling, the tour began with its inaugural show, The Brawl at the Wall, held in Beijing near the Great Wall of China. Between August 15 to September 10, The Great Brawl of China tour visited Beijing, Shanghai, Nanjing, Shenzhen, Hong Kong and Guangzhou. Wrestlers who appeared on the 4-week tour included former NWA World Heavyweight Champion Barry Windham, Dustin Rhodes, The Barbarian, Glacier as well as NWA MACW Junior Heavyweight Champion Rikki Nelson, Chris Hamrick, Andrue Bane and Bruiser Bradley. Female wrestlers, the first to compete in China, included Malia Hosaka, Brandy Wine, Jenny Taylor and Amber Holly. Harding and So-Cal Val also made their NWA MACW debuts on the tour.

In September 2004, Harding was introduced as Ms. Blue on OVW Television as the newest member of the stable Bolin Services in September 2004. Later that year, in Georgia Championship Wrestling, she would also make a failed attempt to defeat GCW Women's International Champion Christie Ricci on November 27, 2004.

On February 25, 2005, Harding made a one time appearance for Ring of Honor in Dayton, Ohio as a valet and manager for Jimmy Rave and The Embassy. She later interfered in a match between Rave and AJ Styles causing Styles to be pinned after Harding sprayed bug spray into his eyes. Feuding with Lady Victoria in the World Wrestling Alliance in late February, Harding defeated Syren by disqualification at an event for Hoosier Pro Wrestling on March 5 and, in a tag team match with Fantasia, lost to Team Blondage (Krissy Vaine & Amber O'Neal) at a show for Carolina Championship Wrestling in Lenoir, North Carolina a week later. After a near 15 minute match, Fantasia was pinned by O'Neal while Vaine helped hold her down.

Returning to Hoosier Pro Wrestling, she would defeat Lady Victoria in a singles match and later in a mixed tag team match teaming with Beech to defeat Lady Victoria & Robbie Chance on April 2. In one of her last appearances on OVW television on June 4, Harding fought to a no contest with Alexis Laree after Laree and Mike Mondo became involved in an altercation in which she slapped Mondo after he had kissed her. At the Independent Association of Wrestling supercard Clash at the Cove, Harding lost to Jacqueline in a three-way match with Krystal Carmichael for the IAW Championship at Coveleski Stadium in South Bend, Indiana on June 25, Harding left Ohio Valley Wrestling in August planning to take a year off from competition.

On September 2, Harding appeared at the 2005 Dragon*Con against Lexie Faye at the Hyatt Regency Atlanta Hotel. The following night, Harding was eliminated by Lady Victoria in a three-way dance with Lexie Fyfe. She was also ranked #41 in the 3rd annual Top 50 Independent Women Wrestlers, a listing featured by Bill Apter's Total Wrestling Magazine in 2003, by WrestlingClothesline.com in 2005. In January 2006, Harding began touring Italy appearing with Nu-Wrestling Evolution loosing to Nikita on January 29, 2006. On March 25, 2007, Harding faced Hellena Heavenly at the Heartbreakers supercard.

In March 2008, Harding made an appearance for Lady Victoria's Ringin' Wet & Wild show at the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Held at the Buffalo Chip Campground, Harding faced Bobcat, Sybil Anne Starr and Lady Victoria in matches held at several locations at the campground and ampitheater.

Championships and accomplishments

 * Funking Conservatory
 * FC Women's Championship (1 time)

DInner - Have no time for it!!
People who like to claim they are busy, often say they have no time for their dinner. They may play patience and sodoku, eat fruit - but this does not count as dinner.

I.O.U.S.A vs. I.O.U.S.A.
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Bontbok
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Channel 4 Music
Channel 4 Music launched on August the 15 at 7.15pm, this new music channel is set to hit sky, virgin media and freeview replacing the channel previously known as 'the hits'. With interviews from various artist and well known presenters such as davina mccall, alexa chung, dizzie rascal this new music channel is set to follow the upmost top quality standards of which channel 4 are already producing.

Boyce Avenue
Boyce Avenue, a Florida-based band popular for its strong acoustic roots and constant drive toward a melody- and harmony-driven rock sound, consists of the three brothers Alejandro, Fabian, and Daniel Manzano, and Stephen Hatker. The band first came together in 2000, when Alejandro (lead vocals, guitar, piano) and Fabian (guitar, vocals), then 14 and 16 years old, respectively, started playing guitar. Within 3 months, Alejandro and Fabian took to the stage with their older brother Daniel (bass, percussion, vocals), then 20 years old, to perform before an audience of over 350 at a Pine View High School show. This would be the first of many public performances for the band at the school where its members had all been students together throughout their childhoods.

In the years that followed, the band was separated geographically, while Fabian pursued an Architecture degree at the University of Florida and Daniel left Florida to attend Harvard Law School in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Nonetheless, during this period, Boyce Avenue assembled at every available opportunity to collaborate musically. It was not until October of 2004 and the subsequent months, however, that Boyce Avenue would really come into its own. Daniel, who had recently graduated from law school, reconnected with the band in Florida as its full-time bassist, and Alejandro, at the age of 18, launched into writing the band's first original song, "Find Me." In the following months, the band performed locally in its hometown of Sarasota, and in April of 2005, the band hit the stage at Pine View High School for the last time. The band's performance at the Mr. Pine View competition, an event which Alejandro would go on to win, was covered in the local press.

Upon Alejandro's graduation from high school, he joined Fabian at the University of Florida, in Gainesville, where the band refined its signature sound playing out in traditional venues like Market Street and Side Bar, primarily with the help of drummer-friend Stephen Hatker, formerly of Code 55. In October of 2006 and the months that followed, the band recorded its first three singles at Nickel and Dime Studios near Atlanta, Georgia. The project was engineered by Kris Sampson (Train, the Black Crowes) and produced by Don McCollister (Sister Hazel, Third Day). In late 2007, Boyce Avenue was honored in several songwriting competitions judged by a host of accomplished and renowned music industry artists, professionals, and executives. The band qualified as a Southeast Semifinalist in the 2007 IMWS competition; "All The While" was selected as a Semi-Finalist in the 2007 International Songwriting Competition, and as the Grand Prize Winner in the Pop category of the 2007 John Lennon Songwriting Contest, Session I; and "Find Me" was selected as a Finalist in the Pop category for the U.S.A. Songwriting Competition.

With its sights set on finishing the debut album, Boyce Avenue took a hiatus from its public performance schedule to write, produce, and record additional singles. In July of 2007, the band returned to Atlanta, Georgia, this time to record three songs at the Electron Gardens Studio in the historic Biltmore Hotel. These songs were engineered by Gary Pfaff and Tim Delaney, and were produced by Boyce Avenue. In October of the same year, the band finished tracking for the debut album with the recording of two songs at RMP Studios in Orlando, Florida, with the assistance of friend Stephen Hatker on drums. The final three songs for the album, "Dare To Believe," "On My Way," and "Hear Me Now (piano acoustic) were engineered at RMP Studios by Veit Renn (Jennifer Hudson) and Adam Barber (Creed, Shinedown, Alterbridge), and were produced by Boyce Avenue. Within a few months of this time, Stephen Hatker, formally joined Boyce Avenue as its full-time drummer, and the band relocated to Sarasota, Florida.

All of the songs from Boyce Avenue's debut album were mixed by Austin Deptula (Eisley, New Found Glory), and the entire project was mastered by Rodney Mills (Pearl Jam, REM, Sheryl Crow). The album, titled “All You’re Meant To Be,” will be released by Boyce Avenue on March 25, 2008.

Dominic the Vampire Slayer
Dominic the Vampire Slayer is an American cult webshow series that airs from March 10, 2009. The series was created in 2007 by writer-director Dominic Garcia under his production tag, Bogeyman Productions. The series narrative follows Dominic Garcia (played by self), the latest in a line of young women chosen by fate to battle against vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness as the Slayer. Like previous Slayers, Dominic is aided by a Watcher, who guides and trains him. Unlike his predecessors (Except for Buffy Summers), Dominic surrounds himself with a circle of loyal friends.

Pre Sunnydale
It was 2003, and the school year had ended. Dominic Garcia had dreams. Dreams that were telling him what he was and what he had to do. Just brushing it off his shoulder, he decided not to care. He researched what all these creatures, which he thought were vampires, were calling him. Slayer. Dominic's uncle, Bill Tehel, was a Watcher. He worked for a secret organization called The Watchers Council. This organization is responsible for finding and training Potential Slayers. Sometimes under certain surcumstances, the newly called Slayer doesn't have a Wacther quiet yet. Dominic was called a few nights later. He was walking home, and was jumped by a vampire. He fell to the ground and experienced great waves of power. He stood up and killed the vampire. He was scared and wanted some answers. Thus Bill sent Dominic to Sunnydale, Claifornia to meet Buffy Summers.

Sunnydale and Kansas City
Sunnydale seemed like the regular Californian small town. Had schools, a hospital, and a pretty awesome shopping distric. Oh and a one way road to the Mouth of Hell. Dominic arrived at the Summers House at what would've been 7th Season of Buffy. It was very awkward at first. He learned some more about his new found power. He was sent back to Kansas City. It had been a few days since he had gotten back. A knock at the door changed someone he knew forever. Cameron Garcia was a Potential Slayer. He house was attacked by the Harbingers of Death. They killed her parents, but her and her baby brother were saved. By none other than, Buffy Summers. She decided to bring Cameron to Sunnydale to train with the other Potentials. Cameron agreed. She wanted to avenge her parents' death. The next day Dominic's Watcher came. Her name was Amie Carroll. The Watchers Council had been destroyed. But Amie and Bill decided that in the best interest of Dominic, he should have a Watcher and receive the training he needs. He trained for a few weeks. Amie said that it was his time to go to Sunnydale. Sunnydale had been abandoned. Buffy and gang were the only ones left. Dominic arrived in Sunnydale in what would be the episode, "End of Days." The big fight came all to soon. They faught the next day in the Sunnydale Hellmouth. He faught next to his cousin, Buffy, Faith, and a bunch of other girls. Just when things got really hairy, he vanished.

Post Sunnydale
Dominic was transported to The Powers that Be. They offered him to have his Slayer powers taken away. He had been through to much to just give up that kind of power. He kept his powers. Hewas sent back to Kansas City and hid himself from his Watcher and friends. He couldn't face them. But one night he was patroling in Loose Park. He used a crossbow to slay a vampire that was running away. After it was dust, Amie approched him. They talked and he decided that he would she his friends and continue to slay. After his friends saw him, Amie wanted Dominic to see Buffy. After all, she thought he was dead. He visited Buffy and she briefed him on his status. He was to guard the KC Hellmouth and send her all the new Slayers he found. Dominic currently resides in Kansas City protecting the citizens from what comes out from beneath.

The KC Hellmouth
A Hellmouth is an area of increased supernatural activity. A Hellmouth forms when barriers between dimensions are weak. Kansas City has a history of intense supernatural activties that predates written history. An exteme battle during the Civil War broke out in a field that bordered Westport and three other streets. The area was later named Loose Park. So in theroy, Loose Park has the enterance to the Hellmouth. Little is known if it has a seal like in Sunnydale.

List of Known Characters
Dominic Garcia, is a Slayer. He faught and survived the Battle at the Hellmouth in Sunnydale. He currently lives in Kansas City. Matt Coughnaughton, is Dominic's bestfriend. John Bellau, is Dominic's other Bestfriend. Cameron Garcia, is a Slayer and Dominic's little cousin. Amie Carroll, is Cameron and Dominic's Watcher.

Non Canonical
Dominic the Vampire Slayer is noncanonical to Buffy the Vampire Slayer strictly in the sense that there has never been a male Slayer. And probably never will be. Also there is no known information that proves in Buffyverse that Kansas City has a Hellmouth. Also in Buffyverse, Cameron isn't a known Potential Slayer.

Book and Webshow
The book is still in the publishing process. The webshow on the other hand takes place after Dominic gets back from the Powers. It will star the characters that were based off the characters in the book. It will feature actual locations in Kansas City.

Tony "Tex" Watt
Tony "Tex" Watt

Tony "Tex" Watt is a diverse, eccentric Canadian multimedia artist and performer of Irish descent,who was born in Kingston Jamaica, who likes to work within the genres of science fiction and horror. Tony ("Tex" to his friends)works as an underground indie director, actor, cartoonist, musician, singer and songwriter. Watt's preference is to self-produce his various projects. He started out making infomercials — and soon, like many horror movie directors, Watt saw the genre as a launching pad to go on to bigger and better things. Watt grew up in the West Indies, the States (Florida, New York and Texas, where he got his nickname "Tex"), but, mostly in Brampton, Ontario, Canada and Toronto. Starting out as an independent Canadian t.v. producer, Tony in 2002 founded the short-lived international Twisted Sinema Underground Movie Festival and independent filmmakers' Canadian t.v. showcase program. There he met the filmmakers from Primal Films, who gave Watt acting roles in the horror b-movies: Awakening [aka Zombie Night 2] and Reel Zombies [aka Zombie Night 3 ]. As well, "Tex" met the Montreal based Robomonkey Productions filmmakers, who cast him in the cult-horror classic: Sinners & Saints, as the demonic Brimstone Milkman. In 2008, Watt completed his first two sci-fi/horror underground films FRANKENPIMP & VIXEN HIGHWAY 2006; which was shaped by his love for the various cheesy genres of many '60's, '70's and 80's exploitation type movies. Tony once said in an interview "Life is Cheesy!" and he used that philosophy as a basis for the many styles he incorporates into his own self produced b-movies. Watt also commented to an interviewer during a home screening of "Frankenpimp", "My filmmaking is like a documentary-type film; like they made in the ‘70s, like Taxi Driver, Serpico, The Chinese Connection.” “This scene was inspired by Hitchcock. He did a lot of stuff like this.” “This shot, here, I got from porno movies. ".

As well, inspired in 2008, after creating a circus-like early afternoon rock'n'roll jam at Brampton's "All Star Bar and Grill" (complete with a bikini car wash), Watt soon released his debut rock/Celtic influenced 10-song album: TonyWatt.com Plugged, which includes an eclectic cover of the Irish Standard Danny Boy and an original whimsical mariner's song ( he had co-written with pals Lewis Mercer and Mike Burry, both from Newfoundland ) about the fictitious ship, the "King Henry III", in which Tony mused, " All of the (traditional) songs about seafaring are so depressing... with scurvy and rats. We figured(they must've)had a song that was positive. " A dedicated rocker, he turned on to the charms of Celtic music from his visits to Brampton's "Lar Na nGael" Irish Center. "'I started digging into the Celtic stuff,, because if you like Led Zeppelin, they've always done that stuff like Battle of Evermore or Goin' to California, which is kind of Celtic.'"

Norfolk Punch
Norfolk Punch

Norfolk punch, also known as Norfolk Pimm’s but due to a high court battle over the copyright and patent which will have the final hearing after the ‘Theo’ is taken off the Walcott sign sometime around September 31st 2014!

The original origins of this drink are unclear but it is widely believed to have been made for the rich and wealthy in the middle ages, around 1972, when corduroy was at the height of fashion, the recipe was unearthed during an excavation in Lessingham for the  construction the village emblem, a damn fine construction it is too, could have used larger bolts though I feel, then it got caught in the treads of a passing muckspreader before becoming impaled on some scaffolding in Ingham where a young gentleman who was watering his helleborus orientalis discovered it and decided to revive this ancient art then unveiling his findings on the unsuspecting public in an undisclosed village pub in Lessingham!

Recipe

The recipe for this fabolus brew are as follows.

You will need a bucket, not to large and preferably not a coal bucket or one you have used to assist in carrying natural fertilizer to your garden, the one you keep behind the shoe rack off for putting fish in that you find in the garden that have been dropped by passing herons is fine!

2 litres of the finest cheap bitter you can find, if you reconise the brand it may not work.

2 cans of mild, its all the same, brands do not matter here.

A shot out of that bottle of something in the back of the drinks cabinet, the one with no label and no one can remember what it is, where it came from or how long it has been there.

The dregs of any other bottle you may have, as long as it is over 7 years old, has 1.4mm of dust on the bottle and has partially separated.

Then come the veg

You need to dice, 1 large parsnip, 2 turnips, 2 carrots and 2 sticks of celery.

Add a few peas, a few broccoli florets and a large bunch or radishes.

All the above must be carefully placed in the bucket from a height of no more than 0.47m and no less than 18.5 inches, left to settle for 24 seconds then stirred with a large leek, 4 times clockwise, 7 anticlockwise then 2 figure 8s, this must be done 8 times with a 54 second break inbetween each to let the flavour escape.

Warnings

Under no circumstances attempt to add potato to this recipe, attempting to add potato, with the exeption of the Maris peer variety will result, at worst, in nuclear holocaust, or at best, a bloody big bang as an elderly farmer found out while trying to brew some near the bushes in a field, resulting in a blackout across large parts of Broadland, there was a government coverup and a story using a farming accident involving a cultivator was used, though locals know how close the end was that day so refuse to talk about it keeping the man in question plied with Guinness to stop him attempting it again!

Also do not stir with a wooden spoon for obviuse reasons.

Once finished stirring, let it settle for a short while, the time it takes to get to the pub is just fine, then serve in glasses about as tall as a field mouse standing on its hind legs looking for predators and as round as the moon looking through binoculars backwards, using a suitable ladle, make sure plenty of veg enters the glass, don’t put a pea in every one or you will run out before the end ruining the wholesome flavour, after every third and a bit glass repeat the stirring process once.

You may find you will run out exceptionally quickly, once people taste it, it can become more addictive that heroin or popping bubble wrap, they will come back for more but do not let anyone have more than 3 glasses or an expensive detox plan involving goats and tartan will have to take place, you will become exceptionally popular with everyone who trys it.

Serving suggestions

Serve with a pickled egg

Other uses

Has been found to be very useful for removing oil stains off driveways, improving satellite signal, a lubricant for when sharpening lawnmower blades and no one who has ever drunk it has caught leprosy or been stuck in dickleburgh after accidently dropping their car keys in the letterbox!

The bits of veg you find left in the bucket are in no way good for being used as a slug repellent so don’t bother, just don’t, all that will happen is the local cats will come and eat it, get merry and try to make sweet love to your garden gnomes and you don’t want that at 2am, on the other hand it works wonders against greenfly! 86.161.145.130 (talk) 19:37, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

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Wading Through The Darkness(song)
Wading Through The Darkness is a song by the thrash metal band Flotsam & Jetsam. This song is about a abusive father, Eventually the boy in the video runs away from home using a boat.

Danny Keaton, Stand Up Comedian
Danny Keaton is a feature stand up comic who lives in Texas. Danny started his comedy career in Dallas, Austin and New Orleans in late 1999. He has appeared in numerous comedy clubs around the country. New York City Comedy Club, Improv-Dallas, Funny Bone-St. Louis, Cat Club-Hollywood, Loony Bin Club Club-Little Rock, Wichita, Oklahoma City and Tulsa, Laffs Comedy Club-Albuquerque and Tucson, Funny Bone-Boise, House of Blues-New Orleans, Comedy Showcase-Houston, Cap City Comedy Club-Austin, Backdoor Comedy Club-Dallas, Standford and Son's Comedy Club-Kansas City. Danny Keaton's Comedy talks about growing up as a Hispanic in a Redneck Texas town, music from the 80's and his days in the Army. His tribute to Classic Rock is a must see.

Julien's Auctions
With expertise specializing in entertainment memorabilia, Julien's Auctions has quickly established themselves as the premier auction house in high profile celebrity and entertainment auctions. Julien's Auctions presents exciting, professionally managed and extremely successful auctions with full color high quality auction catalogs unlike any other auction company. Previous auctions include the collections of Cher, Madonna, U2, Barbara Streisand, Muhammad Ali, Debbie Reynolds, the estate of Marilyn Monroe and many more.

Julien's Auctions has conducted co-branded auctions with Sotheby's and Christie's in addition to partnering with the most recognized and respected brands in the world. In 2004 Julien's Auctions partnered with Christie's auction house to create one of the most successful multi-consignor sales of entertainment memorabilia ever offered with a sale total of more than 2.1 million dollars. In the fall of 2006 Julien's Auctions partnered with Sotheby's auction house to conduct property from the life and career of Cher with a sale total of over 3.5 million dollars. Julien's Auctions now includes the sale of jewelry, fine and decorative arts and other high end property in additional to memorabilia offering a full service to celebrity clients. Julien's Auctions has conducted multiple sales with Gibson Guitar establishing the company as the premier venue for guitars and Rock "N" Roll ephemera. In the spring of 2007 Julien's conducted the largest multi-consignor sale to date for Rock "N" Roll memorabilia. The total sale of 2.4 million dollars featured property consigned by The Edge and other band members of U2. One of the many highlights in the sale being the Jimi Hendrix' studio guitar for $480,000.

Additional sale highlights for Julien's Auctions include:

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Max Malik
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Dr. Max Malik (born Ahmar Malik in 1968) is a British Physician-turned-writer. He was winner of the Muslim Writer of the Year award at the 2007 Muslim Writers Awards. He achieved notoriety when his debut novel, entitled The Butterfly Hunter, became the subject of censorship allegations, as uncovered by The Daily Telegraph and The Guardian newspapers.

Personal Life
Dr. Malik was born in Rawalpindi, Pakistan in 1968 and, at the age of 4, relocated to Birmingham, England in 1972. On arrival to his new home he had no knowledge of the local language, and suffered the indignity of "remedial English" classes during his first school year.

At the age of 11, Malik was chosen to attend a selective school based upon his academic talents. Following graduation from high school, Malik studied at the University of Dundee medical school in Scotland, and was seconded to Stanford University School of Medicine, California, as part of his studies. Despite an offer to establish a career in plastic surgery in the USA, Malik chose to return to England and establish himself as a Physician.

In 2007, Malik entered Britain's newly-created Muslim Writers Awards and beat 300 other unpublished writers to be awarded the Muslim Writer of the Year award.

The Butterfly Hunter controversy
Following his success in 2007, Malik dedicated a year of his life to completing his debut novel, The Butterfly Hunter, which he submitted to the 2008 Muslim Writers Awards. The organisers of the Awards project described his submission as "one of the best" they had received that year. Subsequently, The Butterfly Hunter was a shortlisted nominee in the Novel category of the 2008 Muslim Writers Awards, along with four other works. However, the book was never submitted to the independent judging panel tasked with adjudicating competition entries.

This omission of The Butterfly Hunter from the judging process has caused much public controversy. The author has claimed that the novel was censored by the Muslim Writers Awards due to it's controversial content. However, the organisers of the Awards have strenuously denied the accusation, and have insisted that the matter is under investigation. The organisers have also stated that the omission is likely to have been an oversight, although this claim has met with some public cynicism.

The narrative centres around two British protagonists, Jimmy and Jessica, who become involved in a terrorist plot and are recruited by extremists and become suicide bombers. The novel includes several controversial characters and plot-lines, including sexual abuse of children by a Mosque teacher and a bisexual Imam who habitually hires rent boys.

Despite the controversy, and his belief that the organisers of the Muslim Writers Awards found his work "unpalatable", Malik has insisted that the book should not be regarded as "the second coming of The Satanic Verses", as he believes that the novel is "neither blasphemous nor disrespectful towards any particular group or individual."

David Nahai
David Nahai is currently serving as the General Manger of the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power (LADWP).