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Biography
The background of the man known to the world as Chupa Chuck is sketchy at best. By following a trail of public records and used Chupa Chups wrappers, we were able to piece together a history of this mysterious enigma.

According to hospital records, Chuck was born in Barcelona weighing in at 3.2 kilos, 3.3 if you count the Chupa Chups already in his mouth.

The next public mention is a 2005 world record for “sitting still”. Interestingly, eyewitnesses report that Chuck was not actually attempting to set a record at the time.

Various reports put him in a diner, a gym and a doctors office. He was also spotted at the top of Mt. Everest but upon closer inspection that turned out to be, in scientific terms, “a rock”.

Where will Chuck turn up next? Only the man himself knows for sure. One thing that we do know, he will face all of life’s trials and tribulations with the same mantra he always does:

“suck, suck”.

Chuck Facts
Holds the world record for “just sitting there”.

Once ate 32 Chupa Chups in a row without noticing.

According to scientists, he is the only living creature to exists in a binary state – either “Sucking” or “About to Suck”.

Once got into a staring contest with the Mona Lisa and won.

His favorite show is whatever is on television. (Chuck won’t get up to find the remote.)

Was roommates with Pete Dougherty at one point, although neither of them noticed.

Email address is chuck.idontansweremails@gmail.com

Once told a Zen master that he was “too intense”.

Is the only man to ever stare Chuck Norris in the eye and not be afraid.

Has the sucking power of a quantum singularity.

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Title of new redirect: Glauber Berti

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Reason: This is how he is referred to on many English sites including the official Manchester City F.C. website.

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Article created. Thank you for your contribution to Wikipedia!

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