Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Alphonse W. Turkeyman


 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or on a Votes for Undeletion nomination).  No further edits should be made to this page.  

The result of the debate was BJAODN and DELETE. &mdash; J I P | Talk 05:06, 4 October 2005 (UTC)

Alphonse W. Turkeyman
Article is a hoax Kewp 15:57, 26 September 2005 (UTC)
 * BJAODN. Roodog2k (talk) 16:32, 26 September 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete as hoax. There ought to be a common-sense speedy criterion for these. Friday (talk) 16:44, 26 September 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete/BJAODN. Keep in archives to delight future readers.   Love the bald eagle tacos and the '79 Pontiac.   paul klenk talk 17:05, 26 September 2005 (UTC)
 * BJAODN. Definitely funny.  Sahasrahla 01:00, 27 September 2005 (UTC)
 * Comment. what's not so funny is that contributers to the article, including the original contributer, keep removing the Afd tag from the page. I wish we could speedy delete this. Kewp 04:35, 27 September 2005 (UTC)
 * You need a sense of humour, pal. Dig?  192.207.58.114 15:19, 28 September 2005 (UTC)


 * KEEP!!!!! You have NO PROOF that his excellency, The Great Rt. Rev. Alphonse Wilphonse Turkeyman, MD, Esq. did not exist!  YOU DO NOT EXIST!  Governor Schwarzenegger, that's not in the Bible!  YOU'RE NOT IN THE BIBLE!192.207.58.74 15:43, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
 * Keep My father was actually the mechanic that pried the bald eagle from Mr. Turkeyman's 1979 Pontiac. At first, we was appalled that Turkeyman just took a bite out of the eagle, but later became Turkeyman's business partner. Mr. Turkeyman's recent death is a national tragedy; let his Wikipedia article live on in his memory.
 * The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in an undeletion request). No further edits should be made to this page.