Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Chris labosky

 This page is an archive of the discussion about the proposed deletion of the article below. This page is no longer live. Further comments should be made on the article's talk page rather than here so that this page is preserved as an historic record. The result of the debate was - deleted - SimonP 15:35, Jun 15, 2005 (UTC)

Chris labosky
Obvious vanity page. Deltabeignet 18:29, 1 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Dump it. Tyoda 18:35, 1 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete drini &#9742; 18:50, 1 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete vanity, non-funny attempt at BJAODN... --Idont Havaname 19:11, 1 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * I'm changing my vote from Delete to Speedy Delete. After having re-read the article, a lot of it is just patent nonsense.  "Singlehandedly defeated U.S. Army in Vietnam War", claiming to be Deep Throat, and saying that he "ran 3325 miles consecutively without stopping" are just a few of the very absurd things stated in this article.  Maybe it's worth BJAODN, but at any rate, it's got to go. --Idont Havaname 03:57, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Do not Delete: Hey, anybody who can beat a cheetah is okay in my book.
 * Do not Delete: Chris Labosky is a respected Wikipedia -Article Critic on four continents, holds three world records in three equally obscure body manipulation events, and has been observed killing cheetahs with frisbees on at least three different occassions (I've seen the videos); hey, if Gary Coleman's got a Wikipedia article, this guy sure as heck should
 * Don't Delete this he is too good of a runner and too good of a student to not have a Wikipedia article he is really fast if he can beat a cheetah too
 * This vote and the two before it were User:152.163.100.197. My reply to them is WP:POINT. --Idont Havaname 01:07, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete, not only is his article vanity, but the votes here are idiocy. RickK 23:19, Jun 1, 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete kiddie vanity. SOO glad to know he shaved his head yesterday... --Etacar11 00:49, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Speedy we don't need rubbish like this. Kel-nage 00:53, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * friends of cheetahs should not be allowed to edit articles. Delete. Uncle G 01:29, 2005 Jun 2 (UTC)
 * Do not Delete: I don't see why this article should be deleted. Over 80% of the information given in the article is legitimate.
 * This vote was by User:204.210.189.130. --Idont Havaname 19:45, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete not notable and not verifiable. Vegaswikian 06:22, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete vanity. JamesBurns 11:25, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Do not Delete Because Chris didn't even WRITE this article. I mean, come on. It's not vanity if he didn't do it. Seriously. If you don't believe it, go to www.ohsaa.org and research the Division I Austintown/Youngstown Regional Track Meet results.  I bet you will see a very familiar name in first place.  Also, he DID shave his head, he DOES like to pronounce "Nicaragua" that way, he IS AP Stats student of the year, he LOVES leaders with big muscles and loud voices.  It is the truth.  You guys are just mad because you can't run fast.
 * Vote was by another anon, User:198.234.224.6. --Idont Havaname 19:45, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete, compromised by the recent discovery that Deep Throat was William Felt, and not this guy. Bob Woodward, when reached, said he hadnt heard of Labosky, but was willing to make some money off him. Seriously, vanity, or, at best, seriously non-notable.Hornplease 17:35, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete. Sock-supported complete nonsense. Jonathunder 21:26, 2005 Jun 2 (UTC)
 * Delete NeoJustin 02:57 June 3, 2004 (UTC)
 * Delete Shanes 04:13, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete This doesn't need VfD, just speedy delete it. Howabout1 Talk to me!  04:14, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete as obvious vanity.   &mdash; J I P | Talk 04:18, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Do Not Delete Chris is a model-american and deserves a Wikipedia page.
 * Unsigned vote by User:24.166.43.161.   &mdash; J I P | Talk 15:44, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Do not Delete. This article is certainly a laudable attempt at absurdist humor and as such represents an exemplar of pre-post-modern deconstructionist structualism and a solid refutation anarcho-syndicalist nihilistic existentialism. Anyone who reads this article and concludes otherwise only demonstrates his clear bias towards this latter school of thought; his vote should be ignored. It should also be noted that he certainly has no tolerance for either curling irons or baracudas.
 * Unsigned post was by User:Runner06. It was his first edit, which tells me that he was at least one (if not all) of those anons that voted previously in this VfD. --Idont Havaname 02:46, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Comment: Based on all of the above "Do Not Delete" votes, this article and its VfD might be good enough for BJAODN now. --Idont Havaname 02:50, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Do Not Delete. The recent discoveries of both the Habitat of Action Towards E-Righteousness (HATER) and an independent commission at George Washington University confirm the serious Authoritarian Complex of the Wikipedia Media Empire. see, Wiki-Facism. It is also well-known that Wikipedia has plans to buy the Christian Childrens Fund and use it to make a profit. A vote to delete this article is a vote against your rights!!
 * Unsigned comment by User:198.234.224.6.   &mdash; J I P | Talk 17:28, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Comment: I think that if some of the nonsense (Singlehandedly defeated Germans in World War II", "ran 3325 miles consecutively without stopping") is removed from the article by editing, I think that this could stay on, as long as it were all true. However, I will stay neutral until editing is complete. IanManka 04:03, 8 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Unsigned comment by User:204.210.195.4, later signed by User:IanManka.   &mdash; J I P | Talk 04:36, 8 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Do Not Delete. i love this site its so awsome omg chris is a beast from outerspace don't delete it its all true all that info ya iknow its hard to believe but wut can i say he is frickin awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Unsigned comment by User:24.166.71.129.   &mdash; J I P | Talk 04:36, 8 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete, and quickly, before this Tallmadge-cruft (cf. High evif) spreads much further. Frjwoolley 23:03, 8 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete, Speedy delete okay by me. Junk supported by sock-puppets as a prank. -- Infrogmation 19:15, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete DDerby 16:31, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Delete, since it is a vanity article to me. Zscout370 (Sound Off) 03:32, 12 Jun 2005 (UTC)


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