Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Damien Jelfs


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The result was: Speedily deleted - blatant vanity page and patent nonsense. The only reference is a discussion board thread. No opinion about the person's notability, but the article was unsalvageable. Potential re-creators, please be factual the next time; Wikipedia is not a place for jokes. (Otherwise, go edit Uncyclopedia.) - Mike Rosoft 14:03, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Damien Jelfs

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Obvious hoax article. Birth date is claimed as year 0000, fictional sport positions and other blatant falsehoods such as "The birth of Jelfs is regarded by many to be the coming of God." GlassCobra (talk • contribs) 09:11, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete - vanity article, google search supports nominators argument. Marasmusine 09:56, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete - Agree, it's a hoax article. Delete per nom. This one should be easy, prolly even as a speedy per WP:SNOW — Becksguy 10:17, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete - As a poor attempt at a comedy-hoax article. CIreland 10:23, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Delete as per GlassCobra, Marasmusine, I'd have speedied it as nonsense. Accounting4Taste 18:25, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh believe me, I would have loved to, but I learned the hard way that any claim to notability, even a blatantly false one, is grounds for exclusion from CSD. GlassCobra (talk • contribs) 19:01, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Speedy delete, obvious hoax.--Grahamec 04:41, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
 * The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.