Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Kjuykistan

This is absolute patent nonsense. If such a country actually existed, surely its name "Kjuykistan", its adjectival form "Kjuykistasi", or its president "Abu Khimal" would turn up at least ONE hit on a Google search. Delete. Livajo 07:56, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)
 * Zero Google hits. Not in the CIA World Factbook. Does not exist. Delete. --Slowking Man 07:58, Aug 25, 2004 (UTC)


 * Delete. Fabrication. Andris 07:58, Aug 25, 2004 (UTC)

Dear cunts,

Please realise that many have lived in ignorance of the great and noble traditions of the Kjuykistasi, and it is time that even the washed-up internet cynics of Wikipedia took note of these smaller cultures. To be honest, fellow users, a couple of things spring to my mind upon reading the above nonsense. Firstly, that it is truely disturbing to know that, out there in suburbia, there are dickheads like yourselves who are content to spend their time observing various articles on Wikipedia with a view to being supposed 'Wiki-fascists' and signalling articles that are deemed to be 'patent nonsense' by its anarchic yet retarded culture of mutual govenorship. And, of course, secondly, there is the strange sense of 'what the fuck' that I get when I find out that, somewhere out there, there is a resource where anybody can post whatever the fuck they want onto a site and then pass it off like fact. You, my brothers, are the upholders, therefore, or one of the greatest instances of internet fact-fuck that I've ever witnessed, even in my short lifetime.

With regards,

Das Fuhrer.


 * Fact-fuck? Not without dinner and a movie, sweetcheeks.  The "govenorship" asks, "Who's a 'truely' gwumpy widdle boy?"  Oh, and don't forget your spell check, suggums!  You'll catch your death of cold without it.  Love ya!  MWWWAAAAH! - Lucky 6.9 09:07, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)

By the way, the word Führer (with an umlaut) is masculine and requires the definite article "der", not the neuter article "das". Just one of the many verifiable facts you can find on Wikipedia. Livajo 09:07, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)


 * Delete. There's no way a country can exist and not be listed on Google anywhere. (Incidentally, this could be an oppertunity to use the disputed 'Insane' template :P) Darksun 09:22, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)


 * Delete. I love this guy! Binadot 10:04, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)


 * Delete. Lucky, you're hysterical. I'm 95% sure this is nonsense - there's certainly no recognised state there, and as probably Wikipedia's resident expert on unrecognised ones (and particularly in this region), I can honestly say I've never heard of it. And of course, if it doesn't show up in a Google search... Ambi 10:08, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)


 * Ambi, I love ya. Anyone who laughs at my schtick is OK by me!  BTW, I noticed the "das" isted of the "der," but I didn't know that "das" was a neutered article!!  Oh, the humanity!  Das Fuhrer is an IT!! - Lucky 6.9 23:35, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)


 * Delete speedily as vandalism. Ban User:Neinmeinfuhrer for being a vandal, using inappropriate language and personal attacks. Dunc_Harris|&#9786; 10:12, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)


 * Delete. Watch User:203.61.94.174, who has since commited another act of vandalism. Watch User:Neinmeinfuhrer, who has also committed vandalism   and also made abusive comments that suggest that this user is hostile to WP and wishes to undermine its credibility. Securiger 11:32, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)


 * I've put a speedy delete tag on this one as patent nonsense should be speedily deleted. --Elf-friend 12:38, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)


 * Speedy deleted as a joke. Ku Klux Klanistan, etc.  The author thinks it's funny that he was able to write it.  Agree with watch listing the user.  The vandal patrollers should take note.  Geogre 12:47, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)


 * How do you watch-list a user? Andris 07:34, Aug 26, 2004 (UTC)


 * I meant that you went to the IP's contribs and put that page on your watchlist. Then, you'd see whenever that IP made new contribs.  That assumes that the IP is stable, and it probably isn't. Geogre 15:04, 26 Aug 2004 (UTC)