Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/My head hurts

We don't need an article about every phrase in the English language. This one is aimed at the five year olds which is probably a bit younger than most of our readers. Furthermore it could spawn a whole host of related articles, Mt tummy/knee/pyloric sphincter hurts User:Ping. Fuzheado | Talk 08:09, 23 Aug 2004 (UTC)
 * "This may be as minor as a slight headache, a more serious migraine, or something such as a major bullet wound." Funny! But not encyclopedic. Delete. Kevyn 08:53, 23 Aug 2004 (UTC)
 * Delete: My finger hurts. Geogre 12:27, 23 Aug 2004 (UTC)
 * Delete. And what's with the excessive linking? -- Ferkelparade &pi; 12:57, 23 Aug 2004 (UTC)
 * Dumb. Delete. DJ Clayworth 14:08, 23 Aug 2004 (UTC)
 * "My bottom hurts". This is an expression usually uttered by people suffering posterior pain. This may be as minor as a slight butt-ache, a more serious pain-in-the-ass or something such as a major javelin wound to the left or right cheek, particularly if you are an adjudicating official in that particular Olympic sport. Sorry, couldn't resist. Delete.--Ianb 16:32, 23 Aug 2004 (UTC)
 * Keep, but create a new category for mock-articles. "My head hurts" doesn't occupy a space that a serious, encyclopedic article needs to occupy.   This page is a mock-article. If you're looking for a more serious entry, please search again.  Whatcha think?
 * Oh, please. Delete.  RickK 05:30, Aug 24, 2004 (UTC)
 * Del but if that fails, WP:CU with request for adequate coverage of my-head-hurts.com.--Jerzy(t) 07:06, 2004 Aug 24 (UTC)
 * Delete. I just put it in BJAODN where it belongs. --Szyslak 08:30, 24 Aug 2004 (UTC)
 * Delete. Though my head hurts from the "new category" suggestion! zoney &#09619; &#09608; &#09618; talk 23:30, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)