Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Tim garton

Tim garton
"Tim Garton is the name of a boy currently in the 7th grade in Louisville, Kentucky."&mdash;a friend of the author's, apparently, and completely unverifiable. &#8212;No-One Jones (m) 17:57, 24 Oct 2004 (UTC)
 * Comment This article was deleted by User:The Anome. Content is as shown below. Reason not specified. I personally think it does qualify as a speedy under 2, newbie test, because even though it's long and elaborate I perceive these to be kids who are just playing with Wikipedia to see whether they could create this article, and at least borderline 4, vandalism, based on the comment "This site is supposed to be like an encyclopedia. I say screw that." This article did make me smile, though. [[User:Dpbsmith|Dpbsmith (talk)]] 21:11, 24 Oct 2004 (UTC) P. S. "The Catcher in the Rye!" Holden Caulfield! That's what it made me think of. [[User:Dpbsmith|Dpbsmith (talk)]] 21:13, 24 Oct 2004 (UTC)
 * Tim Garton is the name of a boy currently in the 7th grade in Louisville, Kentucky. He loves playing soccer—and is good at it too!—and is in A.P. He, along with 29 other selected kids, are in a class separate from the rest of his grade for doing good in math or something. The system is racist though. They mostly pick asians. I think that they were on crack when they picked ppl cuz they didn't do a very good job. He is on team 7-2 and is in Blizzards. He considers (or used to) himself a “jock”. He is sad about the death of Johnny Ramone. Words that he seems to say a lot are: “sweet”, “retarded”, “crazy”, “elaborate”, and he has been saying “f***” a lot recently. He has a brother in the 10th grade at duPont Manual High School, which is like a good school in the country. Tim’s middle school, Meyzeek Middle School, is a great school (I go there too!) and has many squirrels and frogs. But there is a girl named Marrina in his class that obviously likes him and is not very "achieving" if you know what i mean. She is a big flirt and is an idiotic, slutty, prep who thinks that she is the most popular and prettiest girl to ever live! She wears the ugliest effing red velvet sweat pants that I could barf on. And she wears the same Old Navy jeans like 3 times a week. Well, she’s another story. Tim would have better chance with any other girl in his class than Marrina! Tim listens to a variety of types of music. He sometimes reminds my friend of a guy named Kevin Sar in the 8th grade at Meyzeek, for his language, low voice, and hair style. Kevin Sar is an idiot too. He's too retarded to mention (no offense kevin....lol *cough*). Tim looks really bad when he puts his hair up in a ponytail. People claim he has a unibrow. I'm not so sure. All I know is that unibrows are weird and Tim looks weird when he pulls his bangs up. This site is supposed to be like an encyclopedia. I say screw that. No, jk. This is a cool site. For homework and stuff i guess. i sound corny.

Comment NSK (nsk2@wikinerds.org) has stated that Wikinerds, an all-encompassing "knowledge base" rather than an encyclopedia, is interested in having all VfD-ed articles resubmitted to them. I have already submitted this one to them. [[User:Dpbsmith|Dpbsmith (talk)]] 21:11, 24 Oct 2004 (UTC)