Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Unblock Emails

The Wikipedia unblock request list gets a lot of e-mails. Sometimes, they're legit requests for people whose school/workplace/military base has been blocked, and they'd like an account to edit with. Other times, they just don't get why they've been blocked. And then, there are the ones that make people scratch their heads in puzzlement. These are those e-mails. All names have been changed, but the rest is unaltered (except for sigs and the like).

"RTFM"
ED: Unfortunately we regularly have people ignoring the solution to their problem which is right in front of their eyes and emailing it back to us.

"Cash for Unblock Scandal?"
ED: It was later revealed that this was somebody checking to see whether unblock-en has a spam filter.

"School of hard knocks"
ED: Looks like the lesson has been taught!

"Greatest vandal ever"
ED: Erm...