Wikipedia:Drinking game

The Wikipedia drinking game is self explanatory. Partake at your own risk, in the comfort of your home, and at the appropriate age for wherever you live. Feel free to add more rules.

Rules
Click Special:Random and take...
 * One shot to get started if you are an admin performing admin tasks while playing this game
 * One shot per cite needed
 * One shot per each vandalism not yet reverted
 * Double shot per cleanup template
 * Double shot if when you click "What links here", Campaign for "santorum" neologism is on the list
 * One shot if you edit the article
 * Double shot if you get reverted
 * Triple shot if there is no explanation for the revert
 * One shot if the page is up for AFD
 * Double shot if this is not the first nomination
 * One shot if someone in the nomination makes an argument listed in WP:ATA
 * Double shot if someone else links to WP:ATA
 * Double shot if someone mentions WP:IDONTLIKEIT in the nomination
 * Triple shot if the person being responded to does not say anything remotely resembling WP:IDONTLIKEIT
 * One shot for someone saying the article is or is not notable despite notability being a property of the topic
 * One shot for someone equating notability with fame
 * Double shot for someone mentioning "inherent notability"
 * Double shot if you encounterd a redirect up for RFD
 * Another double shot if the redirec is cross-namespace
 * Triple shot if yu had to lokoup RFD to see what meant
 * Doubl shot for ending up at WP:ANI
 * One shot for eech mention of "good faith" or lack therof
 * Double shot wen someone links to WP:POINT
 * Triiple shot ifff they were using WP:POINT simply to abbbbbreviate "to make a point" instead of meaning "someone making edits they personally disagree with'
 * Drinkxxx all round for OMGZ ADMIN ABUSE
 * Finnish de bottle if anyon mentionsssssss cabls or rouge addmins witout being tong-in-cheeeek
 * Passss out iff yu gxet bloccccked or bannnnnnnned

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