Wikipedia:Humor/On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog" is one of the 69 rules of the Internet, where internet users, dog or not, must assume that every user they meet on the internet is not a dog. This means that the person whom you made friends with can be the following, your mother, your Math teacher, Donald Trump, a cat, etc. It’s just not a dog.

Provisions
The rule consists of 42 paragraphs of 14 to 17 sentences, all of the sentences saying, “Every user is not a dog, so nobody knows you’re a dog.”, except for the title sentence. It is followed up by several pictures of dogs, all with the caption, “That would not use the internet”.

According to professional lawyers, breaking such law will result in imprisonment of 3 years.

What happens if the user’s actually a dog?
According to another interpretation of the rule, if the user is a dog, treat them like a human. Should they be assumed to be a dog and treated as such, if proven to be a dog, the person is sentenced to ten years in the gulags.