Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Draft:How to make globbles

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 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the miscellaneous page below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the page's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result of the discussion was:  delete.  —&#8288;Scotty Wong &#8288;— 15:48, 5 April 2022 (UTC)

Draft:How to make globbles

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Nominated as a how-to guide with chances of having a strike of being original research. Xingqiu •  Talk  03:40, 29 March 2022 (UTC)


 * Withdraw Ah, hell, the nomination has been deformed! Xingqiu  •  Talk  03:43, 29 March 2022 (UTC) Ah, nevermind, continue the nomination, my apologies for not putting a double bracket.  Xingqiu  •  Talk  03:44, 29 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Delete obviously, though it’s kind of a waste of time since it’d have been rejected anyway. Dronebogus (talk) 04:34, 29 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Delete 100% original research.  SN54129  11:43, 29 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Delete It is a how to guide and is completely original research. IMiss2010 (talk) 15:22, 29 March 2022 (UTC)


 * Keep example of what a how to is, and could be used to better tell people that how to's are not allowed. Cool guy (talk • contribs) • he/they 13:59, 30 March 2022 (UTC)
 * I really don't understand what your comment here is supposed to mean, why would we need to keep an example of a how to guide around, everyone knows what they are. 192.76.8.70 (talk) 21:52, 30 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Well, the draft is a bit humorous. Cool guy (talk • contribs) • he/they 21:59, 30 March 2022 (UTC)
 * A rare example of WP:LULZ. “Funny” isn’t a reason to keep. This isn’t even very funny in the spirit of WP:BJAODN, it’s just something that looks like it was made up one day. Basically the kind of forgettable nonsense that Deletionpedia is full of. Dronebogus (talk) 01:42, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
 * No, we can't keep any mainspace humor here. For him/her being silly, I'll give the user with the trout. Xinghua  (she/her) •  Talk  11:59, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Where's the trout? Still haven't got it. Cool guy (talk • contribs) • he/they 21:35, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Delete per WP:What Wikipedia is not, this kind of content does not belong in an encyclopaedia. 192.76.8.70 (talk) 21:52, 30 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Weak Keep - Good arguments have been given why this article should be deleted. There is one issue with the arguments.  This isn't an article.  It's a draft.  No argument has been given why this should be deleted from draft space.  What is a globble, anyway?  This draft could be reworked into an article on what a globble is.  The lack of a topic isn't a reason to delete a draft.  Robert McClenon (talk) 15:30, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Globble (GLAHB-əl) n.
 * 1. A sticky ball-like stress toy manufactured by Crayola
 * 2. “When A Man Named Ophoia Gobbles Your Dick And Gives You The Time Of Your Life” [sic]
 * 3 “Mainly, the general feeling of disorientation and helplessness caused by the impacts of globalization […] [or] A tangible impact of globalization, such as a job loss.”
 * 4 “when someone sucks a males [sic] balls and then shoves them in their ass”, also called “globble balls”
 * 5 “The Spiraly [sic] wire sphere inside a protein shaker”
 * 6 an insect and enemy found in the game Banjo Tooie
 * 7 a Flobble who is too shy to kiss Zoomit. Dronebogus (talk) 20:38, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Also a good point. Cool guy (talk • contribs) • he/they 21:36, 31 March 2022 (UTC)


 * Comment Just let pages like this go stale and it will be deleted in 6 months. No need to have a week-long discussion about this one, there are dozens of pages like this created daily, misguided drafts that will never receive AFC approval. Liz Read! Talk! 00:33, 3 April 2022 (UTC)
 * Delete Wikipedia is not improved by this page's existence. * Pppery * it has begun... 18:02, 3 April 2022 (UTC)
 * The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the page's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.