Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Don't stuff beans up your nose/Uh-huh

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 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the miscellaneous page below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the page's talk page or in a deletion review).  No further edits should be made to this page.

The result of the discussion was:  keep per WP:SNOW. (non-admin closure) —  Godsy (TALK CONT ) 07:12, 16 January 2022 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Don't stuff beans up your nose/Uh-huh

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I understand the reason for some joke pages, but I don't understand the basis for this one. Perhaps I'm not in touch with juvenile "humor", but it appears that it's about exploding your nose by sticking beans up it and making it look like a nuclear explosion?? What's also weird about this page is the Talk page gets the offensive "jokes" as opposed to the essay itself. I've also noticed in the history of the Talk page that it gets an unusual share of blocked editors. Bbb23 (talk) 13:56, 10 January 2022 (UTC)


 * The idea isn't that you blow up your nose, but that you crash Wikipedia. The idea is "if you tell people there's a button that will crash Wikipedia, they will push it", which seems like a fine example of the subject of the essay. It's been in the essay text for ages. Of course, if you get there via the second time it's linked on the page, in the see also section (which is a more recent addition), I could see why you'd be confused. The "killing a person/kitten/whatever" is unrelated to Wikipedia, doesn't match what you see when you get there, and doesn't make the point as well. The explosion becomes more juvenile when it's about killing something/somewhat than when it's a joke about crashing Wikipedia. Keep as a silly supplement to a silly page, and remove that see also link. &mdash; Rhododendrites  talk \\ 14:21, 10 January 2022 (UTC)


 * Read the page first. It contains text about how you've broken Wikipedia. If you read the original article, it has some good, although humorous advice about telling people not to do something. Besides, how did you get to the page in the first place? Did you press the red button it said not to press? If so, congratulations! You've just validated the page's existence. ☢️Plutonical☢️  ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵘⁿᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ  15:57, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Nope, never touched the red button. The page is barely readable. The thing that catches your eye is the animated nuclear bomb explosion, something I could really do without.--Bbb23 (talk) 17:14, 10 January 2022 (UTC)


 * Speedy keep: Not harming anyone or anything. This is supposed to describe what happens when you do stuff beans up your nose (metaphorically). Aasim (talk) 19:33, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Speedy keep as per Aasim AKK  700  01:46, 11 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Keep, but this is not a speedy keep. Anyway, Speedy Keep is just a way of saying, "I don't like this deletion discussion.  Robert McClenon (talk) 01:50, 11 January 2022 (UTC)
 * I am increasingly thinking that Category:Wikipedia humor header templates needs additional templates for not-so-funny things such as humor-stupid (messing about more than funny), humor-sarcasm (really unfunny if you don't get that it is sarcasm), and humor-satire (serious sarcastic project criticism). humor should be reserved for light hearted funny stuff.  --SmokeyJoe (talk) 02:06, 11 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Delete the project is not enhanced by the existence of this page. Normally that wouldn't be sufficient to warrant deletion, but when we combine its luck of usefulness with its troll-magnetism,that makes it a burden on editors and pointless for WP:READERS.   SN54129  12:43, 11 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Speedy keep: First of all, this page is extremely goofy. Second, it's tagged as humour. Am I right in interpreting the nomination as "It should be deleted because it is immature and unfunny"? bop34 • talk • contribs 03:50, 12 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Keep. Harmless humor page. Neo-corelight (Talk) 12:19, 12 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Speedy Keep what the hell. This is a long-lasting humor page that is completely harmless and inoffensive. “I don’t get it” isn’t a deletion rationale. Please find something more productive to do. Dronebogus (talk) 20:23, 12 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Strong keep This is not a harmful page at all, as per all above. -Cupper52Discuss! 16:13, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
 * The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the page's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.