Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Don't stuff beans up your nose (2nd nomination)

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The result of the discussion was: eat them. April Fools nom close. The SandDoctor Talk 02:19, 2 April 2019 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Don't stuff beans up your nose


I cannot tell you why, but it's imperative that we delete WP:BEANS. I would explain, but I wouldn't want to give anyone any ideas. You will have to trust me that this is vitally important to the stability of Wikipedia. I'm sorry, but I cannot elaborate per WP:BEANS. Natureium (talk) 00:03, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Replace with about not putting either physical beans in your ears or virtual beans in your ears (the effect of which, like real beans in real ears, is soundproofing). Otherwise clever editors and developers might come up with a way to be able to ignore instructions because they didn't hear them.  Robert McClenon (talk) 00:24, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Keep per Do stuff beans up your nose. — k6ka  🍁 ( Talk ·  Contributions ) 01:37, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Bake in a Dutch oven on low heat with some diced bacon and onions, a good portion of ketchup and mustard, and enough maple syrup to bring down Big Joe Mufferaw. Delicious! Ivanvector (Talk/Edits) 12:00, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Eat them, they make me fart! Beans were never meant to be shoved up your nose, there meant to make you fart! -- Thegooduser  Life Begins With a Smile :)  🍁 20:32, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
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