Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Nutiketaiel

Nomination
[ Voice your opinion] (talk page) (5/4/2/1); Scheduled to end 12:34, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

– Following my successful appointment as Glorious God-Emperor and Editor-in-Chief of the Motto of the Day project, I have decided to submit this request for power comensurate with my station. Naturally, given the absolute power I already hold over my current Dominion, this is simply a formality which I expect to be "approved" forthwith. To demonstrate our already manifest fitness to be your ruler, we have decided to descend from our high horse and deign to answer your petty questions, below, to better demonstrate how everyone's life (especially mine) will be improved by our benevolent reign. We invite further participation from our current and future subjects in this Sublime God-Emperor's Question Time. Nutiketaiel (talk) 12:34, 1 April 2009 (UTC)


 * Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here: Naturally, we accept our own nomination and welcome co-nominators from our present subjects, minions and government officials. Nutiketaiel (talk) 12:38, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Questions for the candidate
Dear candidate, thank you for offering to serve Wikipedia as an administrator. It is recommended that you answer these optional questions to provide guidance for participants:
 * 1. What administrative work do you intend to take part in?
 * A: Well, my first "work" will be to provide appropriate Wikipedia access to my counterpart, La Pianista as my Demigod, Empress, Queen, First Lady and Administrator-for-Life, and to all my various government ministers from MotD. Secondly, I will be expanding some of the successful policies that I have implemented during my reign at the Dominion of MotD, modified slightly to apply to the entire Wiki.  For example, every Wednesday will be "Free Ice Cream Day," the term "consensus" shall be redefined to mean "the Mercurial Whims of Fate," every Sunday, all edit summaries shall read "All Praise to Our Glorious God-Emperor and Editor-in-Chief, and may he live forever."  Naturally, some Wikiprojects will have to change their focus.  For example, Wikiproject Comics will be busy for a while changing every Superman link to an appropriate redirect.  Wikiproject Films will be devoted to making documentaries about how much better my Dominion is under my rule than it was under the previous God-Emperor.  That sort of thing.  As far as actual work, most of it will be done by my various ministers.  I'll spend alot of time being fed grapes by attractive, scantily clad women.


 * 2. What are your best contributions to Wikipedia, and why?
 * A: Our divine and royal presence, of course. What did you expect?


 * 3. Have you been in any conflicts over editing in the past or have other users caused you stress? How have you dealt with it and how will you deal with it in the future?
 * A: I deal with problem editors and editors who cause me stress, or anyone who disobeys my reasonable and benevolent laws and decrees in the same manner- by subjecting them to the Death of a Thousand Edits.

General comments

 * Links for Nutiketaiel:
 * Edit summary usage for Nutiketaiel can be found here.

''Please keep discussion constructive and civil. If you are unfamiliar with the nominee, please thoroughly review Special:Contributions/Nutiketaiel before commenting.''

Support

 * 1) Support. Anybody who canvasses for support can't be all bad. – Juliancolton  | Talk 13:33, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Support - contingent upon the implementation of Ice Cream Wednesdays. :-) the_ed17 : Chat  13:43, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 3) Conditional Support. If and only if the "giant" picture of Nutiketaiel will be featured on every page of past, present and future website in the world! Also, I would like to see that photo on TV, Radio (we really don't know how to do it, but this is a required condition), Posters, Magazines, Billboards,... Toilet Paper... everywhere (^___^).... Just to be sure that I will never miss you (^__^)! Happy April's Fools Day! –p joe f (talk • contribs) 15:15, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I think we can do that. I'll get the Ministry of Truth right on it!  Nutiketaiel (talk) 15:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 1) Supper. Is anyone else hungry? Dinoguy1000 : Chat  20:34, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Support as demigod. &mdash; La Pianista  ♫ ♪ 03:01, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Oppose

 * 1) I'm assuming this is an April fools joke. --B (talk) 12:59, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Evidently having your RfA delisted is not clear enough. Previous edits to this page today have shown a low tolerance for "joke" RfAs; I see no reason to change that. Ironholds (talk) 13:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC)


 * What is evident is that nobody has any sense of humor here. It's April Fools Day!  Take the stick out.  Nutiketaiel (talk) 13:34, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 1) Didn't stipulate deletion of the main page.  Wisdom89  ( T |undefined  /  C ) 13:35, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * The Main Page must remain! It will be used to post giant pictures of me, so you can all know who you're worshiping.  No links or other information, though.  Nutiketaiel (talk) 13:44, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * LOL. the_ed17 : Chat  13:48, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 1) Needs to lighten up a bit. --Philcha (talk) 14:03, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Neutral

 * So, anyone up for a nice game of lawn darts? -- Avi (talk) 15:23, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I like your attitude! When these formalities are over, I'm making you my Deputy Minister of Sport for Lawn Darts.  Nutiketaiel (talk) 15:31, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 1) So long as we can drink Pimm's I'm up for lawn darts. This flag once was redjokespranks 15:29, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Insert 8 ball here

 * 1) Your future looks near. Gebruiker: Eenvoudig zuiden Dit is misschien het slecht vertaalde Nederlands. Evha gaodo arlpi lofos yda! 13:00, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Insert 8 ball here: Outlook not so good. If you keep your RfA off the main page, my !vote could change from "Insert 8 ball here" to "neutral", or even to "oppose" or "support". This flag once was redjokespranks 14:00, 1 April 2009 (UTC) Confirmed sock-puppet of User:Avril Phool  Changing !vote in order to partake of a nice game of lawn darts. This flag once was redjokespranks 15:27, 1 April 2009 (UTC)