Wikipedia:Requests for bureaucratship/Dylan620

Nomination
[ Voice your opinion] (talk page) (0/0/0); Scheduled to end 20:40, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

- So that I may blow up the wiki. Also, I'm so extremely power-hungry that I skipped RfA just to run for cratship! :D Dylan620 : Chat  20:40, 1 April 2009 (UTC)


 * Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here:


 * I accept on his behalf. ♬♩ Hurricanehink ( talk ) 20:48, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Questions for the candidate
Dear candidate, thank you for offering to serve Wikipedia as a Bureaucrat. You may wish to answer the following optional questions to provide guidance for participants:
 * 1. Have you read the discussions on when to promote and not promote? What do you understand the criteria for promotion to be?
 * A. You need to be this tall to be an admin.
 * 2. How would you deal with contentious nominations where a decision to promote or not promote might be criticized?
 * A. Eh, promote 'em, it's not like they could do that much damage...
 * 3. Wikipedians expect bureaucrats to adhere to high standards of fairness, knowledge of policy and the ability to engage others in the community. Why do you feel you meet those standards?
 * A. Because I expect Wikipedia to obey my every command, of course!

General comments

 * Links for Dylan620:

Please keep discussion constructive and civil.

Discussion

 * FAIL. iMatthew : Chat  20:51, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Support

 * 1) Support I love April Fool's Day!-- Giants27 : Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)-- Giants27 :  Chat  20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 2) Support Me too! -- Little Mountain 5 : Chat  20:54, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Oppose

 * 1) No. &lowast; \ / (⁂)