Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/52 Admins

Based off of Wakko's America. 50 admins wouldn't fit, so I did 52.

The song
(bibliomaniac15, Grey Porpoise, and DarknessLord are playing Jeopardy! with Jimbo Wales as host. bibliomaniac15 hits a daily double.)

Jimbo: And now, the daily double! Name 52 admins and bureaucrats!

''(bibliomaniac15 jumps out and grabs a violin out of nowhere. biblio starts playing the violin in a hoedown tune, a variation of "Turkey in the Straw," while dragging along each admin as he sings.)

bibliomaniac15:


 * Can't sleep, clown will eat me, and Friday, Frazzydee,
 * We've got the Geogre and a Happy Camper,
 * Ben W Bell and same last name Doug Bell,
 * B-l-n-g guyen and an Arcadian.


 * Whisper to me, and then I'll ask where,
 * Well, will you know, it's Ahoerstemeier,
 * There's Phaedriel or however you pronounce it,
 * We'll create some light and darkness with MacGyver's magic.


 * Congrats to Phaedriel on her pregnancy!


 * Caltrop and Carnildo and Catherine Munro,
 * We've got Nishkid and a Chairboy, watch out! Exploding boy!
 * Here is Angela and Cyde Weys, with some Dysprosia
 * And don't forget him, J.J., with his look-alike, Essjay.


 * Our Goatasaur orders Hamster Sandwich,
 * I'm here to help, so tell me, what's the sitch?
 * There's rampage and chaos, a Killer Chihuahua,
 * So save my souls, everyone, call Gurubrahma.


 * Taco Bell sued us for using the chihuahua.


 * We've got Karen Johnson and a pretty minty guy,
 * There's Acetic Acid and Vancouverguy.
 * Here's Yanksox and meticulous Yamla,
 * And pedantically speaking, here is Natalya.


 * RFA unanimous, that would be Nae'blis
 * Jimmy Wales is here, oh, how Joyous!
 * And from Naw'lins, is NawlinWiki,
 * Over here is Morwen meeting up with Danny.


 * Those 52 admins, we have!

(The "incorrect buzzer" rings.)

Jimbo: Sorry, but you didn't state your answer in the form of a question.

''(bibliomaniac15 smashes his violin on his head, and passes out. Grey Porpoise and DarknessLord shrug as Omicronpersei8 reverts the mess.