Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/An Article Bites the Dust

Steve walks warily down the street

On his frequent new page patrol

Ain’t no sound but the sound of his feet

CSD ready to go

Are you ready?

Are you ready for this?

Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?

Out of the doorway the sysops rip

To the sound of the beat, yeah

An article bites the dust

An article bites the dust

And another one gone, and another one gone

An article bites the dust

Hey, they’re gonna get you too, an article bites the dust

How do you think I’m gonna get along

Without you when you’re gone?

You took me for everything I had and kicked me out on my own

Are you happy?

Are you satisfied?

How long can you stand the heat?

Out of the doorway the sysops rip

To the sound of the beat, yeah

An article bites the dust

An article bites the dust

And another one gone, and another one gone

An article bites the dust

Hey, they’re gonna get you too, an article bites the dust

An article bites the dust

An article bites the dust

An article bites the dust

An article bites the dust

There are plenty ways you can hurt a man

And bring him to the ground

You can beat him, you can cheat him, you can treat him bad

And leave him when he’s down

But I’m ready, yes I’m ready for you

I am standing on my own two feet

Out of the doorway, the sysops rip

Deleting to the sound of the beat

An article bites the dust

An article bites the dust

And another one gone, and another one gone

An article bites the dust

Hey, they’re gonna get you too, an article bites the dust

Shoot-out