Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Blaze of Vandals

Blaze of Vandals
Blaze of Vandals, sung to the tune of Blaze of Glory by Bon Jovi

Lyrics
I wake up in the mornin' And I raise my weary head. My laptop was my pillow, And the table was my bed. I'm going to Recent Changes, To find those vandals. I'm an RC patroller, A rollback lover, A fighter in the field. Yeah!

When you're rolling back those vandals, They say you're born with rollback rights. Well at least they gave me something I didn't have to request or win. Well I tell them that they're wanted, Yeah, they are wanted men. I'm a stick in their mud, They're what Cain was to Abel And I'll catch them if I can.

I'm going down in a blaze of vandals. Take me now, but know it's wrong. I'm going down in a blaze of vandals. Lord I never trolled first But I warned them first I fight vandals. Call me rollbacker.

They ask why I reverted. I tell them they vandalized. Then they vandalize my user page. And I take it all away. They ask me if I know vandalism And what it's like to revert vandalism. Well I've seen vandalism come. I've seen it reverted. I've seen the vandals be blocked in vain.

Shot down in a blaze of vandals. Take me now, but know it's wrong. I'm going down in a blaze of vandals. Lord I never trolled first But I warned them first I fight vandals. Call me rollbacker.

Yeah!


 * instrumental*

Each night I go to bed I pray the vandals don't attack me. I'm looking for semi-protection, Let's see if they'll give it to me.

Admin, I've got to ask a favor, And I hope you understand, My user page should be semi-protected Don't let this rollbacker lose his rights. Protection was denied, I have to make my final stand.

Shot down in a blaze of vandals. Take me now, but know it's wrong. I'm going down in a blaze of vandals. Lord I never trolled first But I warned them first I fight vandals. Call me rollbacker. I'm a rollbacker. Rollback, yeah, rollback.