Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Block You

"Block You", sung to the tune of "Fix You", by Coldplay. The song interprets an administrator who compulsively blocks a sockpuppet who vandalises his user page, but the sockpuppet just keeps returning.

Lyrics
When I try my best but I don't succeed

I blocked the sockpuppet but not the IP

The checkuser has failed, now I can't sleep

Why won't it work?

And the tears come streaming down my face

My user page gets vandalised

Three more accounts are made in his name

Could it be worse?

One click and my page is protected

And you can't mess with it

And I will try to block you

It's been going on three seven weeks

The sockpuppet just keeps picking on me

I feel like I should tell the git

"Please go to Hell"

One click and my page is protected

And you can't mess with it

And I will try to block you

"You're gay", is what he says

When my user page gets vandalised

"You're gay", is what he says, and I...

"Retard", is what he says

I must keep trying till the troll gets the message

"Retard", is what he says, and I...

One click and your page is protected

And you can't mess with it

And I will try to block you