Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Don't vandalise this page

'' Note: Be aware of WP:NOTCENSORED before singing or reading this song. Minors shouldn't because of the harsh language at some parts.''

Lyrics by Coastergeekperson04 Parody of Don't Download This Song by Weird Al Yankovic

Once in a while

Maybe you will feel the urge

To break, into other people's hard work.

By writing unconstructively

Then blanking our work

Then replacing it with swearwords and being a real jerk

But deep in your heart

You know the guilt will drive you mad

And the shame, would leave an indefinite block

'cause you start out stealin' work

Then you're hacking admins

Then blocking innocent people and making it a sock(puppet)!


 * So don't vandalise this page


 * It doesn't matter what's your age


 * Go make your own wiki


 * Like you know that you should


 * Or don't vandalise this page

You don't want to mess

With the guys at AIV

They'll block you

If you do it way too far

Doesn't matter if you're a grandpa

or a 13-year old boy

They'll treat you like that evil hard-bitten vandal scum you are!


 * So don't vandalise this page


 * It doesn't matter what's you're age


 * Go make your own wiki


 * like you know that you should


 * Or don't vandalise this page

Don't take away this fame

From writers just like me

How else can Jimbo get another solid-gold wiki!

And really high popularity

This fame doesn't grow on trees!

So all I ask is everybody pleeaasseee


 * Don't vandalise this page


 * (No people should do it, or you)


 * Might wind up on the block list for an age


 * Go make your own wiki


 * Like you know that you should (You really should)


 * Or don't vandalise this page

Again:


 * Don't vandalise this page


 * It doesn't matter what's your age (no it doesn't!)


 * Go make your own wiki like you know that you should (Go get it!)


 * Or don't vandalise this page

One more time:


 * Don't vandalise this page


 * You'll burn in hell at your young age


 * Go make your own wiki like you know that you should (Just do it!)


 * Or don't vandalise this page (you cheap bastard!)