Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Editin'

A parody of White and Nerdy by Weird Al, which in turn is a parody of Ridin' by Chamillionaire.

Jimbo: (as a radio announcer) Welcome back ladies & gentlemen to W-I-K-I, the radio station to which anyone can listen.

(Animum comes in from Stage left, is thrown a microphone, visor, and jewelry from off-frame.)


 * They see me edit
 * This Wiki,
 * I know they're all thinkin
 * That I edit too much
 * Do you think I edit too much?
 * Do you think I edit too much?
 * Think I edit too much?
 * I want to roll on
 * A Myspace,
 * But Lord knows that
 * I just edit way too much.
 * Do you think I edit too much?
 * Do you think I edit too much?
 * I'm just a Wikiholic.
 * Look at me, I edit too much.


 * My edit count's above 10,000
 * Found a couple of images that were orphaned
 * I look at the ads by Qxz
 * Ev'ry editor I see is busy
 * My user page is all totally pimped out,
 * Got people beggin' for my Wiki format.
 * Yo, I can recite every single cat,
 * I am a unanimous bureaucrat.
 * Everyone I know is a move-vandal
 * I want to hit them with a burning candle
 * I write all my pages in the active voice
 * When I become a CheckUser I'll rejoice
 * Once you see my count you'll be amazed
 * I've been on this site for two consecutive days
 * Theres a killer bot named MiszaBot
 * Yo look at him, he's number 1
 * I edit pages just for fun
 * I ain't got a gat, but I've got a soldering gun
 * Hotel Wikipedia's my favorite nerd song
 * I'll beat you to making the world's longest poem
 * I'm a member of the Department of Fun
 * I'm fluent in CSS as well as JavaScript


 * They see me edit
 * This Wiki,
 * I know they're all thinkin
 * That I edit too much
 * Do you think I edit too much?
 * Do you think I edit too much?
 * Think I edit too much?
 * I want to roll with
 * The vandals
 * But I know that I could get indef blocked
 * That I could get indef blocked
 * That I could get indef blocked


 * I been browsin, inspectin
 * All these pages you know I edit them
 * The rights on my account, I must protect them
 * My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
 * While I'm online looking for a vandal to block
 * I EDIT WIKIPEDIA
 * I can memorize this list really well
 * I can recite it right now, and have you any R-O-T-F-L-O-L
 * I got a business doin' userpages
 * When they need some code, who do they call
 * I do CSS for them all
 * I even made a userpage for a troll, yo
 * I got my self a Rollback
 * They approved me at VPRF
 * Hope no one sees me
 * Blockin myself


 * I edit in the extreme
 * I block all these vandals
 * I was in MOTD and WP:ACID and even the LOCE
 * The only edit that I ever thought was hard
 * Was when I reverted an editor's good faith edits
 * Spend every weekend on this site
 * My username is my name in real-life


 * They see me edit
 * This Wiki,
 * Reverting all my edits
 * Cuz I edit too much
 * Do you think I edit too much?
 * Do you think I edit too much?


 * I wanna bowl with
 * The vandals
 * But they all know I edit too much
 * That I edit too much
 * That I edit too much