Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Hey Wiki

Sung to the tune of "Hey Mickey"!

-- Oh Wiki, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Wiki! Hey Wiki!

Oh Wiki, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Wiki! Hey Wiki!

Hey Wiki!!!

You've been here seven years,

And that's a little long.

You think you've got the right,

But I think you've got it wrong.

Why can't you say 'good try'

So we can get along, Wiki!

Please just move on Wiki!

Cuz when you say you will,

It always means you won't.

You're blocking me for thrills,

Please oh, Wiki, don’t!

Every night you still

Leave my block alone Wiki!

Oh Wiki, your committee,

You don't understand!

You take back my account,

You use up my broadband!

Oh Wiki, your committee,

Why can't you understand?

It's sites like you, Wiki!

Oh, what you do, Wiki

Do, Wiki,

Don't Block me out Wiki!

Hey Wiki!

Now if you unblock me right now,

Who evers gonna know?

Every time you ask,

I’ll add some more info!

It's something you can use,

So please don't say 'no' Wiki!

So come and give it back to me,

Anyway you can.

Anyway you wanna do it,

I'll give you my broadband!

So please, Wiki, please

Stop blocking my account, Wiki!

Hey Wiki!

Oh Wiki, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Wiki! Heh, heh, Hey Wiki!

Oh Wiki, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Wiki! Heh, heh, Hey Wiki!

Oh Wiki, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Wiki! Heh, heh, Hey Wiki!

Oh Wiki, your committee,

You don't understand!

You take back my account,

You use up my broadband!

Oh Wiki, your committee,

Why can't you understand?

It's sites like you, Wiki!

Oh, what you do, Wiki

Do, Wiki,

Don't Block me out Wiki!

Oh Wiki, your committee,

You don't understand!

You take back my account,

You use up my broadband!

Oh Wiki, your committee,

Why can't you understand?

It's sites like you, Wiki!

Oh, what you do, Wiki

Do, Wiki,

Don't Block me out Wiki!

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Also see a version referencing Michel Houellebecq's use of text from Wikipedia in a book, submitted to the New York Times' Artsbeat blog: