Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Oh! Wikipedia

Introduction
Song sung to Oh! Susanna. This song is about a new user on Wikipedia.

Lyrics
Oh I come from just my little world with a laptop on my knee, I'm going to Wikipedia, my true love for to see, My laptop crashed the day I joined, the keyboard it was dead, The drive so hot it caught on fire; Wikipedia, don't you dread.

Oh, Wikipedia, don't you cry for me, For I come from just my humble home, With my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night when everything was still, I thought I had some facts at hand and wiki-editing skill, I saw myself reverting vand' and blockin' users too, I wanted to protect some stuff; Wikipedia, don't turn blue.

I soon will be off editing A resource picturesque, And when I find Wikipedia, I'll fall upon my desk.