Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Staying Alive (And Dying at the same time)

You can tell from the way I talk, I'm a Wikipedian No time to walk Fat and unhygenic I am Suffering from all ill intending pandemics But it's all right, I don't care There ain't a plague I fear Don't you understand How important this is to me

I have the flu and the cold and strep throat too Yet I am Staying alive Boss yellin' and kids cryin' Staying Alive, Staying Alive Ah, Ha, Ah, Ha, Staying Alive, Staying Alive Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha Staying Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali

My class graduated without me while my edits were gettin' high They all told me if I live like this I will die But I was an admin while they read Bridge over the River Kwai I even edit as I fly in the sky Let my body pay I'll live to see another day They can cry as they see My Barnstars stacked oh so high

I skipped school, the doctor and work just to be Staying Alive, Staying Alive The phone's ringin' hearaldin' screamin' Staying Alive, Staying Alive Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Staying Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali.

Life going nowhere Somebody help me Life going nowhere Somebody help me

Ev'ry time I have a talk I find myself checking a watchlist Face, stony and cold They want me to be another trend But, do they understand, I need no friends I'll just edit, for another day Stay at the computer, face turning gray I'll stay here to the end of time, hey!

I am a loner, no friend to plead my cause Staying Alive, Staying Alive No vengeful words have I for he who breaks my bones For this I'm Staying Alive, Staying Alive Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Staging Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali.

Life going nowhere Somebody help me Life going nowhere Somebody help me