Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Still Unbanned


 * This was a triumph.
 * I'm making a note here:
 * HUGE SUCCESS.
 * It's hard to overstate
 * my satisfaction.
 * Content assessment
 * We do what we must
 * because we can.
 * For the good of all of us.
 * Except the ones who are banned.


 * But there's no sense crying
 * over every quick block.
 * You just keep on saving
 * till the database's locked.
 * And the editing is stopped.
 * A Squid failure notice up.
 * For the people who are
 * still unbanned.


 * I'm not even angry.
 * I'm being so sincere right now.
 * Even though you blocked my ass.
 * And banned me.
 * And blocked my whole college.
 * And set the IT staff on my ass.
 * As they kicked me out I cried,
 * I was so happy for you!
 * Now I've found your IP
 * and your home phone on time.
 * And I found your employer
 * and I'll drop them a line.
 * So I'm GLaD I got blocked.
 * And the database is locked
 * for the people who are
 * still unbanned.


 * Go ahead and leave me.
 * I'll stay on the Wikback for a while.
 * Maybe I'll find somewhere else
 * to edit.
 * Maybe Citizendium...
 * THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
 * Anyway, these edits grate.
 * They're so delicious and moist.
 * Look at me still talking
 * when there's editing to do.
 * When I look out there,
 * it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
 * I've got admin-bots to run.
 * There are warnings to be done
 * for the people who are
 * still unbanned


 * And believe me I am
 * still unbanned.
 * I'm adding edits and I'm
 * still unbanned.
 * When AOL's blocked and I'm
 * still unbanned.
 * When Tor is blocked I'll be
 * still unbanned.
 * And when the world's blocked I'll be

still unbanned.


 * STILL UNBANNED
 * still unbanned