Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Total Edit to the Text

Turn it off... Every now and then, I get a bit addicted, think I won't come round Turn it off... Every now and then, I sort of collapse from exhaustion, Wikipedia's got me by the ears Turn it off... Every now and then, I get a little bit nervous that I've passed on to the afterlife Turn it off... Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified, and realise my tears have encrusted my eyes Turn it off, for God's sake... Every now and then, I think I'm Bart Turn it off, for Christ's sake... Every now and then, I think I'm Bart Turn it off... Every now and then, I feel blood clots forming in my legs so I get up but then fall to the ground Turn it off... Every now and then, I feel like HAL 9000 just as Dave Bowman rips out his hard drive Turn it off... Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified, and realise my tears have encrusted my eyes Turn it off, for God's sake... Every now and then, I think I'm Bart... Don't you have a Facebook? Every now and then, I think I'm Bart...

And I want to log out tonight I need to more than ever Before my social life completely dies I can't keep editing that article on Heather People know enough about how her leg stays on tight And I'm reaching the end of my tether I'll take this addiction to the end of my life Wikipedia stands over me all the time Preying on every single one of my thoughts I hear something on the radio, and need to look it up I really need to look it up Heather's getting an edit tonight Bonnie's getting an edit tonight

Once upon a time I was thought it was love In fact it was mania to the point I got vexed I can't quit cold turkey, A Total Edit to the Text Once upon a time I had goals in my life But now I'm writing this in the dark Think I'll edit the article On Total Eclipse of the Heart A total edit to the text

Turn it off... They all said Turn it off... so I did Turn it off... Every now and then I think It's a monitor when it's a TV Turn it off... Every now and then I think My stereo will play the Windows startup sound Turn it off... Every now and then I think My laptop still has a functioning screen Turn it off... Every now and then I think Oh God, I forgot to eat Turn it off...use YouTube... Every now and then I think I'm Bart Da da da...filler... Every now and then I think I'm Bart

I was eating out tonight, With my girlfriend from highschool And when I checked the clock It was basically four in the morning Damn, she probably thinks I stood her up Screw it, I'll edit this thing on a wickiup I can take this kind of thing to the grave On my tombstone there'll be a jigsaw globe And the grinning face of Jimbo And the epitaph will say 'This guy died editing Cyanide A pill of which he took one'

Once upon a time I was a skilled editor, Now I'm just an obsessive revisor, I'll go rollback a page Total Edit to the Text Once upon a time I think I might have had a wife To be honest I can't even remember Looks like I'm stuck this way, A Total Edit to the Text Total Edit to the Text Total Edit to the Text Total Edit to the...Teeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxt...