Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Vandal

To the tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller

Its close to midnight and you are doing an allnighter here in the dark

Under the headlines you see a word that almost stops your heart

You try to clean up, but obscenities stun your fingers before you make it

A vile breeze sounds, as trolls look at you right between the eyes,

Your page is vandalized

cause its a vandal, coming tonight

And no ones gonna clean up for the mess about to strike

You know its a vandal, Coming tonight

They're coming, coming, coming for you tonight

The admins are asleep, as your Mac fails to run

You feel the commotion rise, with the rising sun

You see a warning, telling you to remove vandalism always

But all the while you're thinking bout the flamewars coming

It about time

These are vandals coming tonight

There's ain no time to fight now

Cause your test is coming with the light

You're fightin vandals for a barnstar tonight

They're comin' to Wikipedia, writin' every article

They will vandalize, unless you get a barnstar on your userpage

Now is the time, for you and I to write together

All through the night Ill save you from the edits on the screen,

Ill make you see

That they are comin', for you tonight

Yet I can trash this more than any troll can ever try

n00b, I am a vandal, comin' for you tonight

So let me write you tonight and share an edit, account, of troll

Vandal comin' for you tonight