Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Vandal In A Spin

Vandal In A Spin To the tune of Elton John's Candle In The Wind

Goodbye User: 3 Though I never knew you at all You had the sense to vandalize While others added more They tried to track you down But their attempts were really quite lame They tried to block you out but you Never even changed your name

And it seems to me you lived your life Like a vandal in a spin Never knowing whose page you were now ruining And I would have liked to have stopped you But I had just signed in Your account was blocked out Long before You finally ceased to grin

Fatties of the world The hardest page you ever made The language was offensive to People of every age Every joke you made Was perfectly placed and displayed All comments and insults were Most carefully conveyed

And it seems to me you lived your life Like a vandal in a spin Never knowing whose page you were now ruining And I would have liked to have stopped you But I had just signed in Your account was blocked out Long before You finally ceased to grin

Goodbye User: 3 Though I never knew you at all You had the sense to vandalize While others added more And goodbye User: 3 From the online site that continues to grow You’re seen as more than just another vandal, More than just your average Joe.

And it seems to me you lived your life Like a vandal in a spin Never knowing whose page you were now ruining And I would have liked to have stopped you But I had just signed in Your account was blocked out Long before You finally ceased to grin

Your account was blocked out Long before You finally ceased to grin