Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Waiting for The Weasels

OFFICIAL NOTICE OMG!
I don't know about you, but I think this would make a darn good theme for "overactive wikipedians " Anyone agree? Together, we can make a great thing happen! WHO'S WITH ME?



AW, COME ON! ROLL MUSIC!

Song
KEY:

[in square brackets]=Megaphone

(italics in parentheses)=harmonious voices

{enclose symbols}=just barely comprehensible, and it says...

{?in enclose symbols with question points?}=incomprehensible, sounds like...

(this section for live performances ONLY)

SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER!

ARE YOU LOGGING IN?

YES!

(end)

"Uno, dos, tres, edit!"

Ooooh, you cannot vandalise me now

Ooooh, no matter how you type

Goodbye, wikipedia, it's over

I've retired.

Sitting on a laptop here in my room

Waiting for the weasels to come.

In perfect isolation here on Wikipedia

Waiting for the weasels to come.

[We're waiting to succeed and going to convene outside the village pump, where we will be the ones...]

Waiting [to cut out the NPOV.]

Waiting [to clean up the templates.]

Waiting to follow the weasel [words].

Waiting [to use an ad-min mop.]

Waiting [to weed out the vandals.]

Waiting [to block their talkpages

And treat them like dirt.]

Waiting [for the final solution

To block all the n00bs.]

Waiting [to follow the weasel [words].

Waiting [to turn on the Cluebots

And fire the block guns.]

Waiting [for the POVvers and the crude

and the biters and the grues.]

Waiting [to follow the weasel [words].

Would you like to see Wikimedia (Us!)

Rule again, my friend?(My friend?)

All you have to do is follow the weasels!

(GUITAR SOLO RIPS INTO ACTION, ABRUPTLY STOPS)

Would you like to send our n00by lolcat cousins to 4chan again, (my friend?)

All you need to do is follow the weasels!

(GUITAR SOLO RIPS BACK INTO LIFE)

[The weasels will convene outside The community portal. We'll be moving along at about 12 o'clock (UTC) down to Atlantic Records {?and then we'll cross at?} {Poop} {?which may harbor vandalism?} twelve minutes to three (UTC) we'll be moving along Pink Floyd towards The Dark Side Of The Moon. Now when we get to the other side of The Moon we're in Jimbo's area. It's quite possible we may encounter some vandal schoolboys and from now on {?we've got to be careful?} by the way we edit. At eighteen after midday (UTC), {?we'll all be at Jimbo's talk! and there we'll continue! BRING IT ON! BRING IT ON...}]

''SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! 'SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! ''SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER! SPANNER!'

STOP!/(film version)(faint, but still pained)now/no (loud) STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note b4 ya go
I'll be doing What Shall We Do Now? soon, as well, so, put ideas on my talkpage, all you HARDCORE WikiFloydians!

Signed,

Editor510  drop us a line, mate