Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Wiki-ped-ia

Wiki-ped-ia

To the tune of Ice Ice Baby. See original lyrics here.


 * Yo Wiki P let’s kick it


 * Wiki-ped-ia (x2)


 * All right pull up the homepage and listen
 * Wikipedia’s got another mission
 * Edits reverts and summaries too
 * Wikipedia’s got a mission for you
 * Click on a page read it and edit
 * There is an error somewhere I bet
 * Unless it’s a page that has been featured
 * Then it’s probably like a perfect creature
 * Nothing wrong with it then look elsewhere
 * Yo Wikipedians an error over there
 * Maybe it’s some vandalization
 * We can’t live with this degradation
 * Fix it revert it maybe baby
 * These vandals must all, must all have rabies
 * If there’s a problem yo we won’t repeat it
 * Check out that page so the admin deletes it


 * Wiki-ped-ia Edit it (x4)


 * Now that that has been reverted
 * And the administrators power asserted
 * Go now and edit up your user page
 * And tell the world about the page you just saved
 * Look a new message in your discussion
 * Your head is pounding like a percussion
 * “Hello” the guy writes to you kindly
 * “I like what you’ve done with that category”
 * That is the end of story
 * You go to the homepage tres happily
 * Wiki P’s all right it’s the vandals you fight
 * Man o manny your outta sight
 * You go you click on a blue link
 * You click one more link and then one more link then you think
 * The link is red
 * So you got a blank page about nothing but the white screen in your face
 * Now you pull up Google to search for it
 * Zero info makes you blankly sit
 * You give up, then Random Page you click
 * What you see really truly makes you sick
 * Vandals once again destroy info
 * This has to be gotta be a really bad sin yo
 * George Bush isn’t from India
 * Bad information uh-uh see ya
 * Another good page saved by you
 * You’re an asset to Wiki this is true
 * You jump to the Community Portal
 * And see a request for info about a turtle
 * You majored in bio and tell what you know
 * Then you add a picture just for good show
 * If there’s a problem yo we won’t repeat it
 * Check out that page so the admin deletes it


 * Repeat Chorus


 * You’ve got 80,000 edits and growing
 * The more you explore Wiki P the more you’re knowing
 * Learning all the inner machinations
 * Rooting out all the infestations
 * You’ve been on 34 hours straight
 * Ya haven’t drank bathed or ate
 * Smelly and sweaty
 * Hair all greasy and gooey
 * So now you get up to take a pooey
 * Now you start going through Wiki withdrawal
 * Cut your bathroom break so fast just to get back on
 * Ready to edit but you’ve missed so much son
 * You wanna restart the whole Wiki mission
 * But first you must get out of the fetal position
 * If there’s a problem yo we won’t repeat it
 * Check out that page so the admin deletes it


 * Wiki-ped-ia edit it
 * Wiki-ped-ia (oh-oh) edit it
 * Wiki-ped-ia edit it
 * Wiki-ped-ia edit Wiki
 * Yo man let's get out of here
 * Word to the Wiki
 * Wiki-ped-ia sogood
 * Wiki-ped-ia so good so good (x2)
 * Wiki-ped-ia