Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Wiki Paradise

Original text: "Weird Al" Yankovic's Amish Paradise. New text: T-borg


 * As I surf through the site where I started my page
 * I take a look at my watchlist and realize there's been a change
 * But that's just perfect for a 'Pedian like me
 * You know, I shun fancy things like originality
 * At 4:30 in the morning I'm fightin' trolls,
 * Right there, out on a spree, on a Twinkle patrol, fool
 * And I've been fightin' and fixin' so long that
 * even Jimmy Wales might say my mind is gone
 * I'm a Grognard Extraordinaire, I'm into discipline,
 * Got a laptop on my lap and some software within
 * But if I finish all of my tasks and you finish thine
 * Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 2009.


 * We've been spendin' most our lives
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
 * I've stopped vandals once or twice
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
 * It's hard work and sacrifice
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
 * Edit counting is my vice
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise


 * A local boy vandalised "Weird Al" last week
 * We just smiled at him and we turned the other cheek
 * We really don't care, in fact we wish him well
 * 'Cuz if he does it again he'll be gone for quite a spell
 * But I ain't never bit a newbie, they don't deserve it
 * A 'Pedian with a 'tude? Y'know that's unheard of
 * We have edit buttons and if we smell a rat
 * We let the admins know to quickly get them back, fool
 * If you come to visit better check your hearts
 * 'Cuz censorship's been extinct forever in these parts
 * But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
 * We're just ideologically impaired


 * We've got Fairies, Trolls, and Arbiters,
 * Like a massive RPG
 * Yet we've still war and ECT
 * Just like good ol' reality


 * We've been spendin' most our lives
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
 * We're just plain and simple guys
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
 * There's always time for fun and ice
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
 * Though sometimes we still have fights
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise


 * Finishin' the entries, cleaning up the clutter
 * Made an FA Monday, soon we'll make another
 * Think you're really pesky, think you're really smart
 * Well we know you're a million times as weaker than we art
 * We're the Super 'Pedia that the EB tries to be like
 * On our PCs day and night, watching stars flaring up the night
 * So don't complain and don't be whiny
 * And get to work fixing all those stubs that are oh, so very tiny


 * We've been spendin' most our lives
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
 * We all know that paper bites
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
 * There's no bleeps or flashing lights
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise
 * Still you'd probably think it's tight
 * Livin' in a Wiki Paradise