Wikipedia:Ten least likely articles to achieve featured status

This is a semi-serious list of ten articles that are least likely to achieve featured status due to social concerns.


 * 1) Autofellatio
 * 2) Goatse.cx
 * 3) Blocking of Wikipedia in mainland China
 * 4) Wikipedia - heh
 * 5) Jimmy Wales - too much vanity!
 * 6) Criticism of Wikipedia
 * 7) John Seigenthaler Sr. Wikipedia biography controversy
 * 8) Uncyclopedia - Why endorse one who parodies us?
 * 9) Citizendium :)
 * 10) Wikipedia:Ten least likely articles to achieve featured status

And many others, including various articles on AfD...