Wikipedia:We are deletionist!

Welcome to Wikipedia, the deletionist wiki. We always delete content that doesn't meet our standards! If you're inclusionist, you will be banned!

My hard work was deleted!
Sorry, it will remain deleted. Don't even think about requesting your hard work back to improve it, or you will be banned!

But I'm inclusionist!
You're banned anyway.

But 70% of Wikipedia is inclusionist!
Well, 70% of Wikipedia is banned.

But isn't there an archive of deleted content?
That is banned.

Who do you not ban?
Deletionists!

This wiki is stupid! I'm leaving!
Fine, leave! You're still banned!

The moral of the story
Wikipedia is supposed to be the sum of all human knowledge. Deletionism is hindering its progress toward that goal.