Wikipedia:WikiProject ArbCom tinfoil hat party

WTF?
I know, right? Political parties on Wikipedia? Sounds crazy until you put on a tinfoil hat and block the mind control waves that ArbCom is beaming through your laptop. So, the leader will select candidates to run for ArbCom, they will all vote for each other because probably nobody else will, and then when they take over ArbCom they will turn it into a more judicious and reasonable process, like when the Scarecrow got to have his own court in the last Batman movie. Not making sense yet? Your tinfoil hat is too loose, put some rubber bands on that sucker so it keeps your brain box sewed up good and tight!

So where are we headed (besides the loony bin)?
Hard to know when the whole organization is just a knee jerk reaction to a few specific incidents. someone could retire or make a really cutting remark directed at ArbCom tomorrow and the whole thing has a new focus and direction. Hold on to your tinfoil hat, it's a hell of a toboggan ride! WEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wikipedia Bill of Wrongs

 * Blocking anyone the leader is friends with is wrong.
 * Unblocking anyone the leader does not like is wrong
 * Thinking through proposals and honestly asking yourself if they are fatally flawed and/or badly out of step with reality is wrong
 * Not posting angry rants in your userspace is wrong
 * ArbCom is wrong.
 * Two wrongs do make a right
 * Three rights make a left (which is, in itself, odd, don't you think...?)

Theme song

 * Stand up and salute after clicking this link:

Is this really needed or could we not do it or like what if we did something else maybe instead?
Sure, we could do something else. But that thing might be sane, which is against our leaders wishes. Better to do this so we all get to keep our tinfoil hats. Keeps out the mind control rays, you know. Also, Wikipedia is in danger of imminent collapse, as everyone knows, and our hats will protect our heads when it falls on us. We must act now! Get your supersoakers full of grape Kool-Aid and meet the great leader on the steps of ArbComs house of injustice!

Candidates

 * 2012 The founding year of this massively influential organization. Forgot to figure out who candidates should be, too busy stocking up on canned goods, ammunition, and of course tinfoil we will need after the end of the world.


 * 2013 Pretty sure this year is not going to happen since the world is going to end. Confused about how all this ammo and canned food will help us if the world literally does not exist anymore. Party recommends wrapping entire head in tinfoil for safety. Will update if apocalypse does not melt all computer keyboards.


 * Update: Really angry at the Mayans. Have eaten 600 cans of terrible chili. Now realizing we forgot to get guns to go with all this ammunition. Pretty sure ArbCom is in cahoots with the Mayans and planned all this as a distraction. Attempting to get Christo to do a new project where all of Central America will be covered by foil. Project is seventeen billion dollars short of needed funds. Planning bake sale with cookies made of chili and bullets to raise funds.


 * Further update first bake sale didn't quite go to plan. On the plus side 13 sets of cookies sold at $1 dollar each, on the minus side using bullets as ingredients incurred a $2,100 dental bill. Project now requires 17 billion two thousand and 87 dollars.
 * More recent update have designed new barbecue using ammunition as fuel rather than ingredients. Will be serving Chili burgers at local gun show this weekend.


 * 2013 ArbCom election Seem to recall carefully organizing a platform, recruiting suitable candidates, and sweeping the election. Upon reflection realize this was all a peyote-induced hallucination. Probably should go on psychotropic drug bender after elections next year.

Our rivals competition bad guys we don't like

 * Jimmy Wales
 * ArbCom
 * Reality
 * Little green men
 * MJ12
 * Richard Nixon (he's still alive, don't believe the hype!)
 * Reptilians