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SimpsonsRunners
Alphabetical


 * Bill Oakley (22 Short Films About Springfield, A Fish Called Selma, Bart Sells His Soul, Bart on the Road, Bart the Fink, Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, Homer the Smithers, Homerpalooza, King-Size Homer, Lisa the Iconoclast, Marge Be Not Proud, Mother Simpson, Much Apu About Nothing, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming, Summer of 4 Ft. 2, The Day the Violence Died, The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular, Treehouse of Horror VI, Two Bad Neighbors)
 * David Mirkin (Lisa the Vegetarian, Team Homer, Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * David Mirkin (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * Josh Weinstein (22 Short Films About Springfield, A Fish Called Selma, Bart Sells His Soul, Bart on the Road, Bart the Fink, Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, Homer the Smithers, Homerpalooza, King-Size Homer, Lisa the Iconoclast, Marge Be Not Proud, Mother Simpson, Much Apu About Nothing, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming, Summer of 4 Ft. 2, The Day the Violence Died, The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular, Treehouse of Horror VI, Two Bad Neighbors)

Sectioned

22 Short Films About Springfield

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

A Fish Called Selma

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Bart Sells His Soul

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Bart on the Road

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Bart the Fink

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Homer the Smithers

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Homerpalooza

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

King-Size Homer

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Lisa the Iconoclast

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Lisa the Vegetarian

 * David Mirkin

Marge Be Not Proud

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Mother Simpson

 * Bill Oakley

Mother Simpson

 * Josh Weinstein

Much Apu About Nothing

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)

 * David Mirkin

Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Summer of 4 Ft. 2

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Team Homer

 * David Mirkin

The Day the Violence Died

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Treehouse of Horror VI

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Two Bad Neighbors

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

Who Shot Mr. Burns?

 * David Mirkin

Bold text== SimpsonsWriters == Alphabetical


 * Greg Daniels (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Writing Supervisor (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Bill Oakley (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * Bob Kushell (Bart the Fink)
 * Brent Forrester (22 Short Films About Springfield, Homerpalooza)
 * Dan Greaney (King-Size Homer, Summer of 4 Ft. 2)
 * David S. Cohen (22 Short Films About Springfield, Lisa the Vegetarian, Much Apu About Nothing)
 * David²+S.²+Cohen² (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * Greg Daniels (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Jack Barth (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Jennifer Crittenden (22 Short Films About Springfield, Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * John Swartzwelder (Bart the Fink, Homer the Smithers, The Day the Violence Died)
 * John Swartzwelder (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * Scary John Swartzwelder (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * Jon Vitti (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
 * Penny Wise (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * Jonathan Collier (22 Short Films About Springfield, Lisa the Iconoclast, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Josh Weinstein (22 Short Films About Springfield, Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * Ken Keeler (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Matt Groening (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Mike Scully (Marge Be Not Proud, Team Homer)
 * Rachel Pulido (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Richard Appel (22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart on the Road, Mother Simpson)
 * Spike Feresten (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Steve Tompkins (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Steve Tombkins (Treehouse of Horror VI)

Sectioned

22 Short Films About Springfield

 * Richard Appel
 * David S. Cohen
 * Jonathan Collier
 * Jennifer Crittenden
 * Brent Forrester
 * Rachel Pulido
 * Steve Tompkins
 * Josh Weinstein
 * Matt Groening
 * Writing Supervisor
 * Greg Daniels

A Fish Called Selma

 * Jack Barth

Bart Sells His Soul

 * Greg Daniels

Bart on the Road

 * Richard Appel

Bart the Fink

 * John Swartzwelder
 * Bob Kushell

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

 * Jon Vitti

Homer the Smithers

 * John Swartzwelder

Homerpalooza

 * Brent Forrester

King-Size Homer

 * Dan Greaney

Lisa the Iconoclast

 * Jonathan Collier

Lisa the Vegetarian

 * David S. Cohen

Marge Be Not Proud

 * Mike Scully

Mother Simpson

 * Richard Appel

Much Apu About Nothing

 * David S. Cohen

Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)

 * John Swartzwelder

Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

 * Jonathan Collier

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

 * Jennifer Crittenden

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

 * Spike Feresten

Summer of 4 Ft. 2

 * Dan Greaney

Team Homer

 * Mike Scully

The Day the Violence Died

 * John Swartzwelder

The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

 * Penny Wise

Treehouse of Horror VI

 * Scary John Swartzwelder
 * Steve Tombkins
 * David²+S.²+Cohen²

Two Bad Neighbors

 * Ken Keeler

Who Shot Mr. Burns?

 * Bill Oakley
 * Josh Weinstein

bart goes for a poo lisa kiss the poo DIRECTORS WAS HERE

SimpsonsGuests
Alphabetical


 * Bob Newhart as himself (Bart the Fink)
 * Buzz Aldrin as himself (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * Christina Ricci as Erin (Summer of 4 Ft. 2)
 * Cypress Hill as themselves (Homerpalooza)
 * Donald Sutherland as Hollis Hurlbut (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Doris Grau as Lunchlady Doris (Team Homer)
 * Glenn Close as Mona Simpson (Mother Simpson, The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * Harry Morgan as Bill Gannon (Mother Simpson)
 * Jeff Goldblum as MacArthur Parker (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Joan Kenley as the telephone lady (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, King-Size Homer)
 * Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Lawrence Tierney as Don Brodka (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * Mickey Rooney as himself (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * Paul Anka as himself (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * Paul and Linda McCartney as themselves (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Peter Frampton as himself (Homerpalooza)
 * R. Lee Ermey as Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Sonic Youth as themselves (Homerpalooza)
 * The Smashing Pumpkins as themselves (Homerpalooza)
 * Tito Puente as himself (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * Tom Kite as himself (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)

Sectioned

A Fish Called Selma

 * Jeff Goldblum as MacArthur Parker

Bart the Fink

 * Bob Newhart as himself

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

 * Joan Kenley as the telephone lady

Homerpalooza

 * Peter Frampton as himself
 * Cypress Hill as themselves
 * The Smashing Pumpkins as themselves
 * Sonic Youth as themselves

King-Size Homer

 * Joan Kenley as the telephone lady

Lisa the Iconoclast

 * Donald Sutherland as Hollis Hurlbut

Lisa the Vegetarian

 * Paul and Linda McCartney as themselves

Marge Be Not Proud

 * Lawrence Tierney as Don Brodka

Mother Simpson

 * Glenn Close as Mona Simpson
 * Harry Morgan as Bill Gannon

Much Apu About Nothing

 * Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony

Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)

 * Mickey Rooney as himself

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

 * Tom Kite as himself

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

 * Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob
 * R. Lee Ermey as Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap

Summer of 4 Ft. 2

 * Christina Ricci as Erin

Team Homer

 * Doris Grau as Lunchlady Doris

The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

 * Buzz Aldrin as himself
 * Glenn Close as Mona Simpson

Treehouse of Horror VI

 * Paul Anka as himself

Who Shot Mr. Burns?

 * Tito Puente as himself

SimpsonsDirectors
Alphabetical


 * Bedlam Bob Anderson (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * Pound Foolish (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * Dominic Polcino (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Jeffrey Lynch (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Jim Reardon (22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart the Fink, King-Size Homer)
 * Mark Kirkland (A Fish Called Selma, Summer of 4 Ft. 2, Team Homer)
 * Mike B. Anderson (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Steven Dean Moore (Homer the Smithers)
 * Susie Dietter (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, Much Apu About Nothing, Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Swinton O. Scott III (Bart on the Road)
 * Wes Archer (Bart Sells His Soul, Homerpalooza, The Day the Violence Died, Two Bad Neighbors, Who Shot Mr. Burns?)

Sectioned

Bart Sells His Soul

 * "I am not a lean, mean, spitting machine"

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

 * "No one wants to hear from my armpits"

King-Size Homer

 * "Indian burns are not our cultural heritage"

Lisa the Vegetarian

 * "The boys room is not a waterpark."

Marge Be Not Proud

 * "I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist"

Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)

 * "'Bewitched' does not promote satanism"

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

 * "Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things"

Team Homer

 * "I am not certified to remove asbestos"

The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

 * " I will only do this once a year "

Who Shot Mr. Burns?

 * "I will not complain about the solution when I hear it."

SimpsonsCouchGags
Alphabetical


 * A life-size fax of the family comes out of the cushions, is ripped off, and floats to the ground. (Bart the Fink)
 * Everybody is put on the couch by a pinsetter, after Snowball II is scared off by the pin clearing bar. (Bart on the Road)
 * Everybody sits, bathed in black light, until Homer turns on a lamp. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Everybody, including Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II, and Grampa, appear in eight squares The Brady Bunch style (with the couch in the middle); all but Grampa (who is asleep), run to the couch (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
 * Like in a bowling alley Snowball II is swept from the room by the pin sweep and the Simpson family are placed on the lounge like pins. (Mother Simpson)
 * The Simpsons are windup dolls; the walk mechanically to the couch, except Homer, who falls. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * The Simpsons drive around the living room dressed as shriners in tiny cars. They park in a row in front of the TV. They then honk twice, like Marge does in the intro. (Homer the Smithers)
 * The couch moves to the side, and a police lineup chart falls from the ceiling. The Simpsons line up in front of it. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * The family appears as Sea Monkeys, swim to a row of clams (in the place of the couch), and watch an open treasure chest (in the place of the TV). (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * The family becomes windup dolls. (King-Size Homer)
 * The family drops down from the ceiling one at a time with their head in a noose. (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * The family enters dressed as Shriners, driving their cars around the living room, then they all park in front of the TV and honk their horns twice. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * The family enters in a black-light haze, lighting returns to normal when Homer turns on the lights. (Homerpalooza)
 * The family is portrayed as The Brady Bunch. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * The family is portrayed as a fax, and the couch as a fax machine (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * The family is portrayed as a fax, and the couch as a fax machine (Summer of 4 Ft. 2)
 * The family run in and sit down as normal. The camera zooms in on a mouse hole to the right of the couch, and a family of five Simpson-esque mice run in and sit down on their own couch. (Team Homer)
 * The family runs into the couch uncolored, the colors are then sprayed on them by robotic arms. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * The family runs to the couch in black-and-white, until colors are sprayed on them by robotic arms. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Twelve different couch gags. (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * Homer finds a big drain on the floor, he unplugs it and everyone is sucked down into the floor. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * Homer is carpet and the other Simpsons' heads are mounted on the wall as a hunter sits on the couch smoking a cigar. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer pulls the plug on the living room, which then disappears. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Sea monkey creetures swims to a clam shells couch to look at a treasure chest instead of a TV. (originally shown in "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming") (22 Short Films About Springfield)

Sectioned

22 Short Films About Springfield

 * Sea monkey creetures swims to a clam shells couch to look at a treasure chest instead of a TV. (originally shown in "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming")

A Fish Called Selma

 * The Simpsons are windup dolls; the walk mechanically to the couch, except Homer, who falls.

Bart Sells His Soul

 * The family enters dressed as Shriners, driving their cars around the living room, then they all park in front of the TV and honk their horns twice.

Bart on the Road

 * Everybody is put on the couch by a pinsetter, after Snowball II is scared off by the pin clearing bar.

Bart the Fink

 * A life-size fax of the family comes out of the cushions, is ripped off, and floats to the ground.

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

 * Everybody, including Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II, and Grampa, appear in eight squares The Brady Bunch style (with the couch in the middle); all but Grampa (who is asleep), run to the couch

Homer the Smithers

 * The Simpsons drive around the living room dressed as shriners in tiny cars. They park in a row in front of the TV. They then honk twice, like Marge does in the intro.

Homerpalooza

 * The family enters in a black-light haze, lighting returns to normal when Homer turns on the lights.

King-Size Homer

 * The family becomes windup dolls.

Lisa the Iconoclast

 * The family is portrayed as The Brady Bunch.

Lisa the Vegetarian

 * The family runs to the couch in black-and-white, until colors are sprayed on them by robotic arms.

Marge Be Not Proud

 * Homer finds a big drain on the floor, he unplugs it and everyone is sucked down into the floor.

Mother Simpson

 * Like in a bowling alley Snowball II is swept from the room by the pin sweep and the Simpson family are placed on the lounge like pins.

Much Apu About Nothing

 * Homer is carpet and the other Simpsons' heads are mounted on the wall as a hunter sits on the couch smoking a cigar.

Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)

 * The family is portrayed as a fax, and the couch as a fax machine

Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

 * Homer pulls the plug on the living room, which then disappears.

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

 * Everybody sits, bathed in black light, until Homer turns on a lamp.

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

 * The family appears as Sea Monkeys, swim to a row of clams (in the place of the couch), and watch an open treasure chest (in the place of the TV).

Summer of 4 Ft. 2

 * The family is portrayed as a fax, and the couch as a fax machine

Team Homer

 * The family run in and sit down as normal. The camera zooms in on a mouse hole to the right of the couch, and a family of five Simpson-esque mice run in and sit down on their own couch.

The Day the Violence Died

 * The family runs into the couch uncolored, the colors are then sprayed on them by robotic arms.

The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

 * Twelve different couch gags.

Treehouse of Horror VI

 * The family drops down from the ceiling one at a time with their head in a noose.

Who Shot Mr. Burns?

 * The couch moves to the side, and a police lineup chart falls from the ceiling. The Simpsons line up in front of it.

SimpsonsTrivia
Note, the bot needs improvement if we're going to use this alphabetical section since it's sorting the sub-list on one of the pages alphabetically - but it probably doesn't make sense to sort the trivia anyway.

Alphabetical


 * Evelyn: (pause) Come, you must show me the pumps. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Homer: She's just like Clark Kent. Whenever there's lots of excitement, she's nowhere to be found. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * Marge: Yeah. Probably dreaming of the time she shot Mr. Burns. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * (Homer and Marge leave. Maggie wakes up and smiles right at the camera.) (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * During the part where Comic Book Guy is searching for word about the Radioactive Man movie, one can see Prince as one of the computer nerds. (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * In the DVD commentary, Matt Groening said that Rainier Wolfcastle's line, "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" is among his favorite lines from the entire series. (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * In this episode marge claims that bart had not said "don't have a cow man" for 4 years. This is true as he had not said it since season 3 (Summer of 4 Ft. 2)
 * Lisa's cool outfit is used in the video game The Simpsons Hit & Run for a mission involving police chief Wiggum (Summer of 4 Ft. 2)
 * One of Paul McCartney's stipulations for doing the guest spot was that Lisa's conversion to vegetarianism be a permanent one. Thus, it is an instance of continuity in the Simpsons universe that has been strictly held to. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * The Scoutmaster in the flashback to the campy 70's series is based on Paul Lynde. (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * The boardroom discussion regarding who should play Radioactive Man parodies then-60-year-old Adam West's well-publicized insistence that he reprise his role as Batman for the 1989 film adaptation. (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * The episode is dedicated to the memory of Doris Grau, a script supervisor and voice provider of Lunchlady Doris. (Team Homer)
 * The song playing at the end is "Lean on Me" by Bill Withers. (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * The version of "Maybe I'm Amazed" that plays over the end credits is an original mix by the Simpsons staff that when played backwards contains snippets of Paul McCartney reciting a recipe for lentil soup – a throwback to an earlier gag. One of the backwards snippets says "Oh, and by the way, I'm alive." - a reference to the Paul is dead theory. The backwards speech in the track is also a reference to this theory. The recited recipe can be found on the "Extras" section on Disc 1 of the seventh season DVD box set. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * This episode's opening scene parodies a deleted scene from the episode Some Enchanted Evening, as Marge makes breakfast almost exactly the same way as she does it in that scene. (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
 * This is the first episode of The Simpsons to be digitally colored. The duties of that task went to USAnimation, who also worked on The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular. Digital coloring wouldn't be attempted again until Season 12's Tennis the Menace, and again when the show permanently switched to digital coloring in Season 14 with The Great Louse Detective. (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * When Maggie says "Daddily-do-doodilly", it is generally agreed upon that this is the second episode in which Maggie talks. The counter-argument is that since her head does a 180, which meant she could have been possessed. What she says can be argued as just another version of her first word, "Daddy", in Lisa's First Word and voiced by Elizabeth Taylor. (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
 * Caltech (California Institute of Technology) is actually an American college, famous in part for playing pranks on other colleges. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Christina Ricci recorded her lines over the phone and didn't go into the studio 1 (Summer of 4 Ft. 2)
 * (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * "I Spit on Your Grave", a notorious slasher film, is seen list at the billboard for the drive-in cinema (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Bart: Sort of. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Burns: Bah. Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Burns: Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his "Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty, they'll eat me alive." I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation? (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Burns: Well, he's certainly got a loose waggle. Perhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns, eh? (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Burns: Yes, you're in deep "D'oh" now. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Burns: [honks horn] You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Evelyn: Don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Evelyn: How about that? Marge, you look wonderful. And to think I heard you married Homer Simpson. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Evelyn: Marge, is that you? Marge Bouvier from high school?  (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Homer: D'oh! (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Homer: But Marge, valets! Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene." (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Homer: I'm driving up to the main building. They got valet parking. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Homer: Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Homer: Sold. You wrap it up, I'll start bringing in the pennies. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics! (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Lisa: The rich are different from you and me (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Marge: But, you know, we realized we're more comfortable in a place like this. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Marge: Homer, what are you doing? (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Marge: I did marry Homer. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Marge: I need a formal dress for tonight! (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Marge: I'll be there with bells on. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Marge: Its a little bit..."peppery" for me...let's put it in the "maybe pile"... (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Marge: Uh huh... (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Marge: Um... yeah. Hi... hi, Evelyn.  (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Marge: We can't drive this up there. They'll see the dent. They'll see the coat hanger antenna. Stop the car, we're walking. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Marge: Yes, they're better. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Mr. Burns: I pickled the figs myself! (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Mr. Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club. The sand wedge! (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Mr. Burns: Where's Homer? Oh! And to think I spent all afternoon baking this delightful cake. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Mr. Smithers: Mmmmm! Ah... ooh.... (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Patty: This dress is "Fantasy in Maroon". It's got some cigarette burns, but you can patch them up with new vinyl. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Patty: You've come to the right place. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Salesman: [walking up] Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. Those are all superior machines. But if you like to watch your TV, and I mean really watch it, you want the Carnivale. [shows Homer and Bart a TV very similar to their old one] It features two-pronged wall plug, pre-molded hand grip well, durable outer casing to prevent fallapart... (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Selma: This used to be a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Selma: We've got classy duds up to the yin-yang. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Smithers: His waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game. Except for that one in '74 when you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Smithers: Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Squeaky Voiced Teen: [mopping floor] Hey, did you guys just come from the prom? (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Squeaky Voiced Teen: [nods in agreement at first, then shakes head] Man, you're crazy! This place is a dump! (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Susan: Where exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled Chanel suit? (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * (Marge arrives at Patty and Selma's doorstep.) (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * (Marge is then seen in an extremely tight, revealing purple minidress, and large hoop earrings.) (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * (Marge tries on their first dress, a large red leather one.) (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Homer: Aw, she's taking a nap.. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * ==Quotes== (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * A part of this episode's plot is similar to the movie National Lampoon's Vacation. (Bart on the Road)
 * According to the DVD commentary, Wes Archer, the episodes' director, attempted to TP George H. W. Bush's house during his childhood. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * According to the DVD commentary, in the beginning of this episode, there was supposed to be a donkey basketball game at the school. This idea was later used in Bart-Mangled Banner. (Bart the Fink)
 * After graduating from "Caltech", Apu enrolls in the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, which has a taboo acronym ("SHIT"). (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * After showing the false ending of Who Shot Mr. Burns?, Troy states that the ending could have only worked if they somehow ignored all of the Simpson D.N.A. evidence, which would be "downright nutty." (This is not true, because the DNA has the same explanation that it did in the real ending: the tug-of-war with Maggie). There is then a short, uncomfortable pause. The joke is a reference to the recently-concluded O.J. Simpson trial, wherein the jurors found O.J. "not guilty" and later interviews found that the jurors had ignored O. J. Simpson's D.N.A. found at the crime scene. (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * Another reference was made was in The Cartridge Family. When Marge objected to the gun, she mentions, "Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?" Homer says, "I thought Smithers did it." Lisa replies with "That would've made a lot more sense." (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * Apparently, one of the acts in Branson pairs Waylon Jennings and Madame (although the marquee reads "Madam"). (Bart on the Road)
 * As Milhouse says that all he had done was having entered his name (Thrillhouse), the term gets abbreviated to THRILLHO due to the limitation of 8 characters for the player's name just like in many videogames. (Which is somewhat silly in that Milhouse would have been able to fit his real name using the 8 available characters) (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * As the organist plays "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" in church, a caption appears (to indicate a passage of time) that reads "Seventeen minutes later". That song actually does run seventeen minutes long. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Asa Phelps can be rewritten to spell out "A Sap Helps". (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * At 14 words long, this episode has the longest title ever for a Simpsons episode. It is also the first of a few episodes in which the title states a character/characters and then the title. Other examples include Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" and Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble". (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * At one point, as Homer and Apu are studying, Bart appears over the map of the USA and asks, "Watcha doing, studying?" They then proceed to tell Bart that they are looking for Springfield on the map. Barts goes, "Hey, we live right there!" and points to the map, but his head is blocking the map so we cannot see where he is pointing. This scene is not shown in syndication. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * At the beginning of this episode, Bart and Homer interrupt Apu singing "Dream Police" by Cheap Trick while washing his car. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * At the end of the closing credits of the Part One episode, the Gracie Films logo sequence ends with a gunshot sound, referring to the theme of the episode. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * Chester is credited with being the Creator, Director, Cellu-lamino Artist, Electrocity Engineer, and Ethnographer in "Manhattan Madness", which depicts "Itchy the Lucky Mouse" running a very crude caricature of an Irishman through a hand rolled washing machine and then decapitating Theodore Roosevelt. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * Chester's inscription on the original Itchy drawing reads; "To Roger Myers: Keep drawing - your moxie more than makes up for your lack of talent. Your pal, Chester J. Lampwick, Sept 3, 1919". (The Day the Violence Died)
 * Despite the hype over the appearance of George and Barbara Bush in this episode, they were actually voiced by cast members Harry Shearer and Tress MacNeille. Dan Castellaneta voiced Gerald Ford. This is actually the second appearance for Barbara Bush, although in the earlier cameo in Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington, she was voiced by Maggie Roswell and showed off the Presidential bathroom. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Donald Sutherland also worked with Yeardley Smith (the voice of Lisa) on Heaven Help Us, which was Smith's first film. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Donald Sutherland's son and fellow Canadian actor Kiefer Sutherland would go on to guest star on The Simpsons in the episodes G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) and 24 Minutes. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Due to legal issues, the Chanel-sign was never shown completely. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Due to the "picture" of Matt Groening and the subsequent cash register joke, Matt Groening frequently receives mail from several right-wing groups applauding him. (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * During the rummage sale, Marge is seen selling t-shirts with the words "I Didn't Do It" on them. This is reminiscent of the episode Bart Gets Famous, in which he said that line while he appeared in a sketch on the Krusty the Clown show. This is one of many examples of the writers reusing props that appeared in previous episodes. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * For part one, Moe Szyslak's surname was made up specifically to make him a stronger suspect when Burns falls at the sundial pointing to W and S, interpreted as M and S in this case. According to the DVD commentary, the name "Szyslak" came from a phonebook. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * Frink's prediction that computers would become ever larger and costlier is a play on the old belief, expressed by IBM Chairman Thomas Watson, that the world market for computers was limited to just a handful of people and companies. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Guest star Donald Sutherland played a character named "Homer Simpson" in the film The Day of the Locust. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Homer Groening, Matt Groening's father, died two days before this episode aired. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * Homer reads the computer readout in a rather flat monotone, similar to how a computer voice synthesizer would read it. (King-Size Homer)
 * Homer's muumuu dress is one of his alternate uniforms in the video game, The Simpsons Hit & Run. (King-Size Homer)
 * Homer's paycheck, where he complains about the $5 bear tax, also shows a gross pay of $479.60, net pay of $362.19 for 40 hours work, $56.25 for fed withholdings, $36.34 FICA, $10.45 state, and $9.37 municipal tax. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * In "The Old Man and the Lisa" when Mr. Burns comes to the Simpsons house for Lisa, Homer shows him Maggie and she makes a gun shape with her hand. Mr. Burns then says "Oh yes, the baby who shot me." (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * In Part 2, Mr. Burns is seen to be in hospital room number 2F20, which is also the episode number of that particular episode. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * In The Simpsons: Hit And Run mission, This Little Piggy, Apu wears his American costume from this episode when Krusty wants him to become an American so he can track down a criminal. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * In episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" is shown the house where Jebediah was born, even though "Lisa the Iconoclast" shows the arrival of Jebediah to the place where later Springfield would be. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * In the DVD commentary for this episode, the writers claim that they were not even vaguely aware that George Bush had a younger son also named George (at that time, he was Governor of Texas, later being elected President in 2000), and Homer's reference to one of the cardboard cut-out sons as "George Bush Jr." was simply meant to be a joke about the stupidity of Homer and Bart's plan. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * In the Season 12 episode "Day of the Jackanapes", when Krusty announces his retirement, Marge remarks, "It's good for a show to go off the air before it becomes stale and repetitive." At this point, Mr. Smithers pops in the door and cries out, "Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!" This line, however, was cut in syndication due to the Beltway sniper attacks of 2002. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * In the clothing store, Homer walks past two mannequins wearing identical outfits and riding on bikes. These are based on Billy and Benny McCrary, the world's heaviest twins who weighed 700+ pounds each. (King-Size Homer)
 * In the season 6 DVD box, the one that has the first part of the episode, there is an Easter Egg: if you take out the DVDs of the box, and take out the background of the box, you will find a secret picture that shows Maggie In Jail. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * Ironically, the clerk who begins the investigation into Krusty's financial fraud later guilts Bart for pointing it out in the first place. (Bart the Fink)
 * Iroquois Twists, the politically incorrect exercises that Mr. Burns leads in the final sequence, are fictitious. They were made up by the writers to sound old-timey. (King-Size Homer)
 * It is revealed in this episode that Squeaky Voiced Teen is the son of Lunchlady Doris. (Team Homer)
 * It is revealed on the DVD comentary for this episode that Matt Groening origanally wanted a family of mice to live in the Simpsons house, it is also mentioned that the doorways in the Simpsons house resemble Homer's head. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * Lisa mentions that a possible motive for the Bushes moving there is that Springfield is located in one of the 9 states that Bush has claimed residency in. This would narrow down Springfield's location to either California, Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Texas, Virginia, or possibly Washington, D.C.. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Lisa says particularly out-of-character at the start of the episode, "I want to meet the first female Stealth Bomber pilot. During the Gulf War she destroyed seventy mosques and her name is Lisa too." (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Lisa's vegetarianism was first hinted in the future-themed episode, Lisa's Wedding. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Marge's Chanel suit is similar to the one Jackie Kennedy wore to Dallas when her husband was killed. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Martin bought an Al Gore doll in Knoxville, which is appropriate for their locale since the former Vice President was raised in and served as senator from Tennessee. (Bart on the Road)
 * Ogdenville was one of the towns that Lyle Lanley had sold a monorail to in Marge vs. the Monorail. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * On the outside of the historical society’s building it claims "where the dead come alive (metaphorically)". (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * One of Lionel Hutz's surprise witnesses is Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder, who wrote the episode. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * One of the O's in Ocho is an eight-Ball. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * One of the first episodes to use computers to help the animation on the car in and near the cornfield. (Bart on the Road)
 * One of the protestor's signs as Apu goes to take his citizenship test reads "Homer says 'Get Out'". Oddly enough, it is held by Mrs Glick. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * One of the signs that the car passes by has the name Lurleen Lumpkin, who is last seen in Marge vs. the Monorail. (Bart on the Road)
 * One rebroadcast version of this episode edited out the store detective's line, "If I wanted smoke blown out of my ass, I'd stay at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose." It has been seen in syndication and on the season seven DVD. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * Paul McCartney asks,"She's leaving home?" referencing The song of the same title from The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Sheldon Skinner would not actually be related to Seymour Skinner (Armin Tamzarian), as we know him, given the episode of "The Principal and the Pauper". Instead, Sheldon Skinner would be related to the Seymour Skinner that was introduced in that episode, despite looking similar to the Seymour Skinner who is principal of Springfield Elementary. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Simpsons writer Ian Maxtone-Graham was the basis of the tall man in the car who gives Nelson his comeuppance. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Skinner tries to curtail his swearing by exclaiming, "GM Chrysler!" (Bart on the Road)
 * Smithers appears to take his vacation at a gay resort. There are several clues to this, including the fact that there are only men seen in the dance club, and that he drives a speedboat pulling along a pyramid of men in pink speedos. He also makes a point of his reluctance to bring Mr. Burns any pictures of his vacation. Many fans of the show believe that the resort is the real gay holiday resort Fire Island. Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Relax is playing in the background as Mr. Smithers calls Burns before being pushed into a conga line. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Smithers nearly dies from a single bee sting in this episode, yet showed no effects of being stung by several bees in "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk". (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Snake is wearing a Middlebury College t-shirt while he fights Chief Wiggum. Judging by his earlier quote while robbing Moe, "Goodbye student loan payments!", one can come to the conclusion that Snake is an alumnus of Middlebury College. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * The Bear Patrol plane is a B-2 Spirit Stealth Bomber. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * The DVD commentary for this episode reveals that the original title was going to be "The Anti-Immigrant Song" in reference to the Led Zeppelin song, Immigrant Song. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * The Lester and Eliza drawings are very similar to the original drawings of Bart and Lisa used in the Tracey Ullman Show. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * The Spanish used during the Bumblebeeman's story is very bad. There are several words used that are not actually words (Woodpecker in Spanish is not "wudpequero") and many phrases seem like they were written in English and quickly translated into Spanish using a dictionary. Clearly, the crude Spanish was the intention of the writers because they are usually quite picky about correct translations. In several DVD commentaries, the writers say they went to various trustworthy sources to make sure they had correct translations - this is probably ironic, however, with the mistakes being deliberate for comedic value. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * The David Cronenberg film Naked Lunch (based on the works of William S. Burroughs) is referenced when Bart, Milhouse and Nelson sneak into it and are disappointed at how misleading the title is. (Bart on the Road)
 * The audio commentary for the episode reveals that guest star Lawrence Tierney's recording session was a very intimidating and stressful experience for the crew. Josh Weinstein recalls it as "the craziest guest star experience they've ever had", and involved "talking him out of bad ideas and trying to explain to him all these crazy jokes". (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * The barber in the vignette about Lisa's hair looks and sounds like a younger Abraham Simpson. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * The boys pick up a strange looking man at one point, whom looks and sounds similar to the hitchhiker from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. (Bart on the Road)
 * The cash register actually displays 847.63, which, according to Groening, is the average amount of money spent per month to raise a baby in 1989 when the show was created. (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * The clip of Kent Brockman taking a bite out of a chicken in Lisa's imagination was used in the next episode Treehouse of Horror VI. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * The date of birth Bart has on his fake driver's license is 02/11/70, which would have made him 25 (as Milhouse exclaimed) or 26 (as this episode aired in 1996). Of course, this date contradicts with his "real" birthday (as it is a fake ID). (Bart on the Road)
 * The episode opens with a somewhat complicated joke: the law firm is called "Dewey, Cheathem, Howe, & Weissmann" - the gag being that the obvious joke name is Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, but somewhere along the line they've acquired a fourth partner, ruining the pun. (Bart the Fink)
 * The featured, alternate ending to Who Shot Mr. Burns? was created to prevent any staff (be it writers, or even the overseas animators) on the Simpsons from spoiling the mystery. (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * The first Itchy and Scratchy cartoon "Steamboat Itchy" first appeared in the episode Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie. The credits read: Written, Directed, and Created by Roger Myers; Music by Roger Myers and George Gershwin, Produced by Roger Myers and Joseph P. Kennedy. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * The first part of the Schoolhouse Rock! parody reappears in Bart-Mangled Banner. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * The first-ever Simpsons episode, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire aired on the same date six years earlier, making this episode the 6th Anniversary of The Simpsons. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * The hippie driving the van is wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt. (Mother Simpson)
 * The idea of selling someone's soul is taken from Greg Daniels childhood, when he bought the soul of a bully. When the bully came to Daniels crying one night he jacked up the price and the bully got his soul back. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * The marquee at the theatre at which Andy Williams is performing proclaims "He's Still Got It!", according to Look magazine. However, said magazine folded in 1971. (Bart on the Road)
 * The reappearance of the scene originally cut from "Homer and Apu" on the DVD set of Season 5 reveals that the hindi music heard behind the voices in the bollywood movie was not added until the scene was chosen for part of this episode. (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * The sign at the Kwik-E-Mart reads "closed for the second time ever". Up until that point, the only other time the store was shown as being closed was in "Stark Raving Dad". (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * The song originally intended for the opening scene was Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven". (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * The three places that Mr. Burns crushes in his model of the town, Barney's Bowlarama, the Kwik-E-Mart, and the Nuclear Power Plant are all places where Homer has worked over the years. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * The title of the episode is a parody of the 1988 film A Fish Called Wanda and is also a reference to Troy McClure's romantic abnormality. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * There are several major characters who did not get their own story in the scene where the various Springfieldianites are trying to help Lisa, including Groundskeeper Willie, Lionel Hutz, Otto, Sideshow Mel, Lenny, Mayor Quimby, Dr. Hibbert, the Sea Captain, Mr. Teeny and Üter. There are also some minor one-time characters, such as Corporal Punishment, Colonel Hapablap, Dr. Colossus, Handsome Pete and the Capitol City Goofball. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * There are three references to Adolf Hitler, first, there is a game at the Try-N-Save called, 'Save Hitler's Brain', second, the Simpson family photos include one with Bart imitating Hitler with a comb and a Nazi salute, and third, there is a game called 'SimReich' at the store, referring to Hitler's third reich and the SimCity computer games. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * There is a scene where young Apu says goodbye to his family, including his future arranged marriage bride, Manjula. This is a foreshadowing, as Apu meets Manjula again for the marriage in The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons in Season 9. This scene is not shown in syndication. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * There is also another reference of Maggie as a "killer". In the episode Papa's Got a Brand New Badge, Homer is threatened to be killed by the mafia, after stopping their business. Just as the mafia is about to kill Homer, several gunshots wound all the members of the mafia. The hero (to Homer & Marge's side of the case) was of course, Maggie. The show also refers to Who Shot Mr. Burns? in the following line after Maggie saves Homer: (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * There is one scene from "Grandpa VS Sexual Inadequacy" during the closing montage in which Marge and Homer are interrupted in bed by Bart. The blanket covering Marge's body is missing, because the drawings used were still missing the final layer. (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * This episode features an appearance of the fictional electronics brands Panaphonics, Sorny and Magnetbox. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * This episode features the first appearance of Disco Stu. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * This episode is the only time we see Marge get angry at her sister's contempt and disrespect for Homer. (Mother Simpson)
 * This episode marks the second appearance of Homer’s mother. She first appeared in the season two episode “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?” wherein she was voiced by Maggie Roswell. (Mother Simpson)
 * This episode shows a deleted scene from "Burns' Heir" in which Mr. Burns releases a robot Richard Simmons on Homer, which regenerates by means of liquid metal when shot at (all of which is a parody of the T-1000 in Terminator 2: Judgment Day). This was a real scene that got cut because the writers didn't think it was funny, but it always got laughs when shown at college screenings and animation conventions . (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * This episode was also inspired by the animosity towards the show by the Bushes from earlier in the series' run. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * This episode was due to be shown on BBC Two on September 14, 2001, but was replaced with Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield because of the part where Sideshow Bob steals the Wright Brothers plane at the air show, kidnaps Bart, and plans to crash the plane into the shack where Krusty was doing his "show" was considered "in poor taste" due to the September 11 attacks. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * This episode was originally extremely long. According to the DVD commentary, this is because Krusty the Clown and guest star Bob Newhart both talk in a very slow manner. Several of the deleted segments can be seen on the DVD. (Bart the Fink)
 * This episode was the fourth and final episode so far to be broadcast with its title written near the beginning. The first three are: "The Telltale Head", "Bart Gets Hit by a Car", and "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular". (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * This is one of the only episodes in which Mr. Burns is portrayed as vigorous and athletic (at least for a man his age), rather than his more usual frail self. (King-Size Homer)
 * This is one of two times the song "Radar Love" by Golden Earring is heard on the show. Fat Tony also requests it to be played on a radio station in "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge". (Bart on the Road)
 * This is the 150th episode of the show. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * This is the last episode David Mirkin was the executive producer and show runner. (Team Homer)
 * This is the only episode to suggest the house is a set. The later episode parodying VH1's "Behind the Music", Behind the Laughter, insists the house is an actual house and the show is shot on location. (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * This is the second-ever Simpsons Christmas special. There was a six-year gap between this one, and the first one, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, which was also the first-ever Simpsons episode. The writers had been thinking about doing a second Christmas show for many years, but no one wanted to take it on because they thought that they would just be repeating the first episode. After this episode, new Christmas episodes were made every following year. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * This is the third episode to show its title within the show. (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * This is the third shoplifting-themed episode: previously one of the Tracey Ullman shorts that featured Bart stealing candy bars, and Marge accidentally shoplifted in Marge in Chains.  (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * This was the first Simpsons episode to have both a female writer and director. (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * Troy drives a DeLorean. His home resembles the famous Chemosphere house in Los Angeles. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy says of Jub-Jub "He's fantastic. He's everywhere you want to be."  This is in reference to Visa's famous slogan. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * When Bart arrives in Hong Kong, he apparently gets off the plane that is labeled "中華航空公司" (China Airlines), which is based in Taipei. (Bart on the Road)
 * When Bart is questioning George the first time they meet, Bart asks "How many times were YOU president, George?" This may be a reference to his loss to Bill Clinton when running for a second term. Also, the destruction of his memoirs after a lot of hard work may be meant as a comical reason to explain why, in real life, he does not plan to write them. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * When Grampa Simpson says he was spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions, he is making a joke about Grover Cleveland serving two non-consecutive terms. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * When Jebediah Springfield (born Hans Sprungfeld) is shown laughing after writing his confession, he has a real tongue and not the prosthetic silver one. However, it should be noted that this scene is believed, by fans, to take place in Lisa's imagination. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * When Jebediah Springfield's grave is being dug up, the shovel flings dirt onto the grave of Adlai Stevenson. Stevenson was buried in his hometown of Bloomington, Illinois. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * When Lisa asks Paul "Where is Linda?", Linda appears and says "I'm right here, whenever we're in Springfield, we like to spend time in Apu's garden in the shade!" referencing the Beatles song "Octopus's Garden" from the album Abbey Road. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * When Mother Simpson hits her head on the van at the end of the episode, the “D’oh!” she yells is not actually her voice. Glenn Close couldn’t get it to sound right, and so Pamela Hayden was dubbed in her place. (Mother Simpson)
 * When Mr. Burns discovers a register entry in his checkbook for "bowling," he says to Smithers, "Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling!" And Smithers says, "Uh, sir, that's your boweling." Burns says, "Ah yes, that's always important" Then he sees the real bowling entry and repeats: "Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling!" Upon replay of this episode in subsequent seasons, Fox cuts the first "bowling/boweling" reference. (Team Homer)
 * When Gerald Ford moves in at the end of the episode, the license plates for his two cars are MRDUH and LUV2SKI. The latter celebrates the former President's passion for skiing since he owned a house in Vail, Colorado in real life. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * When the Simpson kids arrive at Flanders, Ned says "welcome to your new home, neglect-areenos!". However, Matt Groening pitched the joke as "Welcome to your new home, abuse-areenos!". It was changed because it was found to be offensive to children who really are abused. (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
 * When the episode first aired, there was a write-in contest for any fan who could accurately guess who shot Mr. Burns. According to the writers on the DVD commentary for this episode, literally no one wrote in Maggie Simpson as the attempted murder suspect.  Because they couldn't just leave the contest with no winner, they were forced to randomly select someone who had guessed Waylon Smithers. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * While this is only the second Christmas episode, every season after this has had one. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * Willy claims he couldn't have shot Mr. Burns due to his arthritis, which he claims he received from battling space invaders in 1977. The game Space Invaders wasn't released until 1978, which explains Willy having never heard of it. (Who Shot Mr. Burns?)
 * Writer David S. Cohen created the word "cromulent", which was intended to sound like a real word but play on the fact that it and "embiggens" are completely fabricated. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * [Burns pulls up to the gas pump in a motor quadricycle] (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * [Evelyn tells Marge that if all goes right at Saturday's ball, she'll be willing to sponsor Marge for membership.] (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * [Homer drives toward the entrance of the country club] (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * [Homer shows off his new golf skills in the bathroom as Burns and Smithers watch via the plant CCTV] (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * [Homer's ball lands in a sand trap] (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * April 191987 is the date that the Simpsons first appeared as a short on The Tracey Ullman Show. (The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular)
 * Bart only says 3 lines in this episode. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein and Matt Groening can be seen in animated form among the crowd who is on the street laughing at Nelson. According to Oakley, he and Weinstein are in the scene because they told the animators to fill the streets with idiots. Also seen in this scene is Don Brodka from "Marge Be Not Proud". (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Fat Tony appears, but not voiced by Joe Mantegna as usual, but by a regular castmember (possibly Phil Hartman) doing a Mantegna impression. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Jeff Goldblum appears on the DVD commentary for this episode. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Jerry Rubin, Bobby Seale, and Tom Hayden; all 1960s liberal radicals are mentioned by Mona Simpson. Simpson obtained employment from these figures while on the run. Many will note the irony—“Marketing Jerry Rubin’s line of diet shakes, proofreading Bobby Seale’s cookbook, and running credit checks at Tom Hayden’s Porsche dealership.” As it turns out, Jerry Rubin did indeed have a line of diet shakes, and Bobby Seale did indeed write some cookbooks. Most of the irony lies with Tom Hayden owning a Porsche dealership, as he was well known as the figurehead of anti-establishment. (Mother Simpson)
 * Martha Stewart is one of Mona’s fake I.Ds. (Mother Simpson)
 * Sherri and Terri's mom is seen. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Walt Whitman’s grave is in Camden, New Jersey. (Mother Simpson)
 * [the family shops for a new TV] (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * [the family, still decked out in formal attire, dines at Krusty Burger] (Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
 * (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")

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22 Short Films About Springfield

 * Simpsons writer Ian Maxtone-Graham was the basis of the tall man in the car who gives Nelson his comeuppance.
 * There are several major characters who did not get their own story in the scene where the various Springfieldianites are trying to help Lisa, including Groundskeeper Willie, Lionel Hutz, Otto, Sideshow Mel, Lenny, Mayor Quimby, Dr. Hibbert, the Sea Captain, Mr. Teeny and Üter. There are also some minor one-time characters, such as Corporal Punishment, Colonel Hapablap, Dr. Colossus, Handsome Pete and the Capitol City Goofball.
 * Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein and Matt Groening can be seen in animated form among the crowd who is on the street laughing at Nelson. According to Oakley, he and Weinstein are in the scene because they told the animators to fill the streets with idiots. Also seen in this scene is Don Brodka from "Marge Be Not Proud".
 * The sign at the Kwik-E-Mart reads "closed for the second time ever". Up until that point, the only other time the store was shown as being closed was in "Stark Raving Dad".
 * The Spanish used during the Bumblebeeman's story is very bad. There are several words used that are not actually words (Woodpecker in Spanish is not "wudpequero") and many phrases seem like they were written in English and quickly translated into Spanish using a dictionary. Clearly, the crude Spanish was the intention of the writers because they are usually quite picky about correct translations. In several DVD commentaries, the writers say they went to various trustworthy sources to make sure they had correct translations - this is probably ironic, however, with the mistakes being deliberate for comedic value.
 * Snake is wearing a Middlebury College t-shirt while he fights Chief Wiggum. Judging by his earlier quote while robbing Moe, "Goodbye student loan payments!", one can come to the conclusion that Snake is an alumnus of Middlebury College.
 * This episode was the fourth and final episode so far to be broadcast with its title written near the beginning. The first three are: "The Telltale Head", "Bart Gets Hit by a Car", and "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular".
 * Smithers nearly dies from a single bee sting in this episode, yet showed no effects of being stung by several bees in "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk".
 * The barber in the vignette about Lisa's hair looks and sounds like a younger Abraham Simpson.

A Fish Called Selma

 * Troy drives a DeLorean. His home resembles the famous Chemosphere house in Los Angeles.
 * The title of the episode is a parody of the 1988 film A Fish Called Wanda and is also a reference to Troy McClure's romantic abnormality.
 * Jeff Goldblum appears on the DVD commentary for this episode.
 * Troy says of Jub-Jub "He's fantastic. He's everywhere you want to be."  This is in reference to Visa's famous slogan.
 * Fat Tony appears, but not voiced by Joe Mantegna as usual, but by a regular castmember (possibly Phil Hartman) doing a Mantegna impression.

Bart Sells His Soul

 * The song originally intended for the opening scene was Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven".
 * As the organist plays "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" in church, a caption appears (to indicate a passage of time) that reads "Seventeen minutes later". That song actually does run seventeen minutes long.
 * Sherri and Terri's mom is seen.
 * The idea of selling someone's soul is taken from Greg Daniels childhood, when he bought the soul of a bully. When the bully came to Daniels crying one night he jacked up the price and the bully got his soul back.

Bart on the Road

 * The marquee at the theatre at which Andy Williams is performing proclaims "He's Still Got It!", according to Look magazine. However, said magazine folded in 1971.
 * This is one of two times the song "Radar Love" by Golden Earring is heard on the show. Fat Tony also requests it to be played on a radio station in "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge".
 * Apparently, one of the acts in Branson pairs Waylon Jennings and Madame (although the marquee reads "Madam").
 * Skinner tries to curtail his swearing by exclaiming, "GM Chrysler!"
 * Martin bought an Al Gore doll in Knoxville, which is appropriate for their locale since the former Vice President was raised in and served as senator from Tennessee.
 * The date of birth Bart has on his fake driver's license is 02/11/70, which would have made him 25 (as Milhouse exclaimed) or 26 (as this episode aired in 1996). Of course, this date contradicts with his "real" birthday (as it is a fake ID).
 * One of the signs that the car passes by has the name Lurleen Lumpkin, who is last seen in Marge vs. the Monorail.
 * A part of this episode's plot is similar to the movie National Lampoon's Vacation.
 * One of the first episodes to use computers to help the animation on the car in and near the cornfield.
 * The boys pick up a strange looking man at one point, whom looks and sounds similar to the hitchhiker from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
 * The David Cronenberg film Naked Lunch (based on the works of William S. Burroughs) is referenced when Bart, Milhouse and Nelson sneak into it and are disappointed at how misleading the title is.
 * When Bart arrives in Hong Kong, he apparently gets off the plane that is labeled "中華航空公司" (China Airlines), which is based in Taipei.

Bart the Fink

 * This episode was originally extremely long. According to the DVD commentary, this is because Krusty the Clown and guest star Bob Newhart both talk in a very slow manner. Several of the deleted segments can be seen on the DVD.
 * According to the DVD commentary, in the beginning of this episode, there was supposed to be a donkey basketball game at the school. This idea was later used in Bart-Mangled Banner.
 * The episode opens with a somewhat complicated joke: the law firm is called "Dewey, Cheathem, Howe, & Weissmann" - the gag being that the obvious joke name is Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, but somewhere along the line they've acquired a fourth partner, ruining the pun.
 * Ironically, the clerk who begins the investigation into Krusty's financial fraud later guilts Bart for pointing it out in the first place.

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

 * When the Simpson kids arrive at Flanders, Ned says "welcome to your new home, neglect-areenos!". However, Matt Groening pitched the joke as "Welcome to your new home, abuse-areenos!". It was changed because it was found to be offensive to children who really are abused.
 * When Maggie says "Daddily-do-doodilly", it is generally agreed upon that this is the second episode in which Maggie talks. The counter-argument is that since her head does a 180, which meant she could have been possessed. What she says can be argued as just another version of her first word, "Daddy", in Lisa's First Word and voiced by Elizabeth Taylor.
 * This episode's opening scene parodies a deleted scene from the episode Some Enchanted Evening, as Marge makes breakfast almost exactly the same way as she does it in that scene.

Homer the Smithers

 * Smithers appears to take his vacation at a gay resort. There are several clues to this, including the fact that there are only men seen in the dance club, and that he drives a speedboat pulling along a pyramid of men in pink speedos. He also makes a point of his reluctance to bring Mr. Burns any pictures of his vacation. Many fans of the show believe that the resort is the real gay holiday resort Fire Island. Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Relax is playing in the background as Mr. Smithers calls Burns before being pushed into a conga line.

King-Size Homer

 * Homer's muumuu dress is one of his alternate uniforms in the video game, The Simpsons Hit & Run.
 * Homer reads the computer readout in a rather flat monotone, similar to how a computer voice synthesizer would read it.
 * Iroquois Twists, the politically incorrect exercises that Mr. Burns leads in the final sequence, are fictitious. They were made up by the writers to sound old-timey.
 * This is one of the only episodes in which Mr. Burns is portrayed as vigorous and athletic (at least for a man his age), rather than his more usual frail self.
 * In the clothing store, Homer walks past two mannequins wearing identical outfits and riding on bikes. These are based on Billy and Benny McCrary, the world's heaviest twins who weighed 700+ pounds each.

Lisa the Iconoclast

 * On the outside of the historical society’s building it claims "where the dead come alive (metaphorically)".
 * Guest star Donald Sutherland played a character named "Homer Simpson" in the film The Day of the Locust.
 * Donald Sutherland also worked with Yeardley Smith (the voice of Lisa) on Heaven Help Us, which was Smith's first film.
 * Writer David S. Cohen created the word "cromulent", which was intended to sound like a real word but play on the fact that it and "embiggens" are completely fabricated.
 * When Jebediah Springfield's grave is being dug up, the shovel flings dirt onto the grave of Adlai Stevenson. Stevenson was buried in his hometown of Bloomington, Illinois.
 * When Jebediah Springfield (born Hans Sprungfeld) is shown laughing after writing his confession, he has a real tongue and not the prosthetic silver one. However, it should be noted that this scene is believed, by fans, to take place in Lisa's imagination.
 * Bart only says 3 lines in this episode.
 * Donald Sutherland's son and fellow Canadian actor Kiefer Sutherland would go on to guest star on The Simpsons in the episodes G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) and 24 Minutes.
 * In episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" is shown the house where Jebediah was born, even though "Lisa the Iconoclast" shows the arrival of Jebediah to the place where later Springfield would be.

Lisa the Vegetarian

 * The version of "Maybe I'm Amazed" that plays over the end credits is an original mix by the Simpsons staff that when played backwards contains snippets of Paul McCartney reciting a recipe for lentil soup – a throwback to an earlier gag. One of the backwards snippets says "Oh, and by the way, I'm alive." - a reference to the Paul is dead theory. The backwards speech in the track is also a reference to this theory. The recited recipe can be found on the "Extras" section on Disc 1 of the seventh season DVD box set.
 * One of Paul McCartney's stipulations for doing the guest spot was that Lisa's conversion to vegetarianism be a permanent one. Thus, it is an instance of continuity in the Simpsons universe that has been strictly held to.
 * The clip of Kent Brockman taking a bite out of a chicken in Lisa's imagination was used in the next episode Treehouse of Horror VI.
 * Lisa's vegetarianism was first hinted in the future-themed episode, Lisa's Wedding.
 * "I Spit on Your Grave", a notorious slasher film, is seen list at the billboard for the drive-in cinema
 * Paul McCartney asks,"She's leaving home?" referencing The song of the same title from The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
 * When Lisa asks Paul "Where is Linda?", Linda appears and says "I'm right here, whenever we're in Springfield, we like to spend time in Apu's garden in the shade!" referencing the Beatles song "Octopus's Garden" from the album Abbey Road.

Marge Be Not Proud

 * This is the second-ever Simpsons Christmas special. There was a six-year gap between this one, and the first one, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, which was also the first-ever Simpsons episode. The writers had been thinking about doing a second Christmas show for many years, but no one wanted to take it on because they thought that they would just be repeating the first episode. After this episode, new Christmas episodes were made every following year.
 * This is the third shoplifting-themed episode: previously one of the Tracey Ullman shorts that featured Bart stealing candy bars, and Marge accidentally shoplifted in Marge in Chains.
 * As Milhouse says that all he had done was having entered his name (Thrillhouse), the term gets abbreviated to THRILLHO due to the limitation of 8 characters for the player's name just like in many videogames. (Which is somewhat silly in that Milhouse would have been able to fit his real name using the 8 available characters)
 * The first-ever Simpsons episode, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire aired on the same date six years earlier, making this episode the 6th Anniversary of The Simpsons.
 * While this is only the second Christmas episode, every season after this has had one.
 * One rebroadcast version of this episode edited out the store detective's line, "If I wanted smoke blown out of my ass, I'd stay at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose." It has been seen in syndication and on the season seven DVD.
 * The audio commentary for the episode reveals that guest star Lawrence Tierney's recording session was a very intimidating and stressful experience for the crew. Josh Weinstein recalls it as "the craziest guest star experience they've ever had", and involved "talking him out of bad ideas and trying to explain to him all these crazy jokes".
 * There are three references to Adolf Hitler, first, there is a game at the Try-N-Save called, 'Save Hitler's Brain', second, the Simpson family photos include one with Bart imitating Hitler with a comb and a Nazi salute, and third, there is a game called 'SimReich' at the store, referring to Hitler's third reich and the SimCity computer games.

Mother Simpson

 * This episode marks the second appearance of Homer’s mother. She first appeared in the season two episode “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?” wherein she was voiced by Maggie Roswell.
 * When Mother Simpson hits her head on the van at the end of the episode, the “D’oh!” she yells is not actually her voice. Glenn Close couldn’t get it to sound right, and so Pamela Hayden was dubbed in her place.
 * Walt Whitman’s grave is in Camden, New Jersey.
 * Jerry Rubin, Bobby Seale, and Tom Hayden; all 1960s liberal radicals are mentioned by Mona Simpson. Simpson obtained employment from these figures while on the run. Many will note the irony—“Marketing Jerry Rubin’s line of diet shakes, proofreading Bobby Seale’s cookbook, and running credit checks at Tom Hayden’s Porsche dealership.” As it turns out, Jerry Rubin did indeed have a line of diet shakes, and Bobby Seale did indeed write some cookbooks. Most of the irony lies with Tom Hayden owning a Porsche dealership, as he was well known as the figurehead of anti-establishment.
 * Martha Stewart is one of Mona’s fake I.Ds.
 * The hippie driving the van is wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt.
 * This episode is the only time we see Marge get angry at her sister's contempt and disrespect for Homer.

Much Apu About Nothing

 * The DVD commentary for this episode reveals that the original title was going to be "The Anti-Immigrant Song" in reference to the Led Zeppelin song, Immigrant Song.
 * After graduating from "Caltech", Apu enrolls in the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, which has a taboo acronym ("SHIT").
 * At one point, as Homer and Apu are studying, Bart appears over the map of the USA and asks, "Watcha doing, studying?" They then proceed to tell Bart that they are looking for Springfield on the map. Barts goes, "Hey, we live right there!" and points to the map, but his head is blocking the map so we cannot see where he is pointing. This scene is not shown in syndication.
 * There is a scene where young Apu says goodbye to his family, including his future arranged marriage bride, Manjula. This is a foreshadowing, as Apu meets Manjula again for the marriage in The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons in Season 9. This scene is not shown in syndication.
 * In The Simpsons: Hit And Run mission, This Little Piggy, Apu wears his American costume from this episode when Krusty wants him to become an American so he can track down a criminal.
 * The Bear Patrol plane is a B-2 Spirit Stealth Bomber.
 * Caltech (California Institute of Technology) is actually an American college, famous in part for playing pranks on other colleges.
 * Homer's paycheck, where he complains about the $5 bear tax, also shows a gross pay of $479.60, net pay of $362.19 for 40 hours work, $56.25 for fed withholdings, $36.34 FICA, $10.45 state, and $9.37 municipal tax.
 * One of the protestor's signs as Apu goes to take his citizenship test reads "Homer says 'Get Out'". Oddly enough, it is held by Mrs Glick.
 * Frink's prediction that computers would become ever larger and costlier is a play on the old belief, expressed by IBM Chairman Thomas Watson, that the world market for computers was limited to just a handful of people and companies.

Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)

 * During the part where Comic Book Guy is searching for word about the Radioactive Man movie, one can see Prince as one of the computer nerds.
 * The boardroom discussion regarding who should play Radioactive Man parodies then-60-year-old Adam West's well-publicized insistence that he reprise his role as Batman for the 1989 film adaptation.
 * The song playing at the end is "Lean on Me" by Bill Withers.
 * This is the first episode of The Simpsons to be digitally colored. The duties of that task went to USAnimation, who also worked on The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular. Digital coloring wouldn't be attempted again until Season 12's Tennis the Menace, and again when the show permanently switched to digital coloring in Season 14 with The Great Louse Detective.
 * The Scoutmaster in the flashback to the campy 70's series is based on Paul Lynde.
 * In the DVD commentary, Matt Groening said that Rainier Wolfcastle's line, "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" is among his favorite lines from the entire series.

Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

 * At 14 words long, this episode has the longest title ever for a Simpsons episode. It is also the first of a few episodes in which the title states a character/characters and then the title. Other examples include Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" and Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble".
 * This is the 150th episode of the show.
 * Sheldon Skinner would not actually be related to Seymour Skinner (Armin Tamzarian), as we know him, given the episode of "The Principal and the Pauper". Instead, Sheldon Skinner would be related to the Seymour Skinner that was introduced in that episode, despite looking similar to the Seymour Skinner who is principal of Springfield Elementary.
 * Asa Phelps can be rewritten to spell out "A Sap Helps".

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

 * This episode features an appearance of the fictional electronics brands Panaphonics, Sorny and Magnetbox.
 * Ogdenville was one of the towns that Lyle Lanley had sold a monorail to in Marge vs. the Monorail.
 * Due to legal issues, the Chanel-sign was never shown completely.
 * This was the first Simpsons episode to have both a female writer and director.
 * Marge's Chanel suit is similar to the one Jackie Kennedy wore to Dallas when her husband was killed.
 * ==Quotes==
 * [the family shops for a new TV]
 * Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
 * Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs.
 * Homer: Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny.
 * Salesman: [walking up] Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. Those are all superior machines. But if you like to watch your TV, and I mean really watch it, you want the Carnivale. [shows Homer and Bart a TV very similar to their old one] It features two-pronged wall plug, pre-molded hand grip well, durable outer casing to prevent fallapart...
 * Homer: Sold. You wrap it up, I'll start bringing in the pennies.
 * [Burns pulls up to the gas pump in a motor quadricycle]
 * Burns: [honks horn] You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste.
 * Lisa: The rich are different from you and me
 * Marge: Yes, they're better.
 * (Marge arrives at Patty and Selma's doorstep.)
 * Marge: I need a formal dress for tonight!
 * Patty: You've come to the right place.
 * Selma: We've got classy duds up to the yin-yang.
 * (Marge tries on their first dress, a large red leather one.)
 * Patty: This dress is "Fantasy in Maroon". It's got some cigarette burns, but you can patch them up with new vinyl.
 * Marge: Its a little bit..."peppery" for me...let's put it in the "maybe pile"...
 * (Marge is then seen in an extremely tight, revealing purple minidress, and large hoop earrings.)
 * Selma: This used to be a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
 * Marge: Uh huh...
 * [Evelyn tells Marge that if all goes right at Saturday's ball, she'll be willing to sponsor Marge for membership.]
 * Marge: I'll be there with bells on.
 * Susan: Where exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled Chanel suit?
 * Evelyn: Don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
 * [Homer shows off his new golf skills in the bathroom as Burns and Smithers watch via the plant CCTV]
 * Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
 * Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.
 * Burns: Well, he's certainly got a loose waggle. Perhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns, eh?
 * Smithers: His waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game. Except for that one in '74 when you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir.
 * Burns: Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his "Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty, they'll eat me alive." I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?
 * Smithers: Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently.
 * Burns: Bah. Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself.
 * [Homer's ball lands in a sand trap]
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Burns: Yes, you're in deep "D'oh" now.
 * Mr. Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club. The sand wedge!
 * Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich.
 * [Homer drives toward the entrance of the country club]
 * Marge: Homer, what are you doing?
 * Homer: I'm driving up to the main building. They got valet parking.
 * Marge: We can't drive this up there. They'll see the dent. They'll see the coat hanger antenna. Stop the car, we're walking.
 * Homer: But Marge, valets! Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
 * Mr. Burns: Where's Homer? Oh! And to think I spent all afternoon baking this delightful cake.
 * Mr. Smithers: Mmmmm! Ah... ooh....
 * Mr. Burns: I pickled the figs myself!
 * [the family, still decked out in formal attire, dines at Krusty Burger]
 * Squeaky Voiced Teen: [mopping floor] Hey, did you guys just come from the prom?
 * Bart: Sort of.
 * Marge: But, you know, we realized we're more comfortable in a place like this.
 * Squeaky Voiced Teen: [nods in agreement at first, then shakes head] Man, you're crazy! This place is a dump!
 * Evelyn: Marge, is that you? Marge Bouvier from high school?
 * Marge: Um... yeah. Hi... hi, Evelyn.
 * Evelyn: How about that? Marge, you look wonderful. And to think I heard you married Homer Simpson.
 * Marge: I did marry Homer.
 * Evelyn: (pause) Come, you must show me the pumps.
 * Marge: I did marry Homer.
 * Evelyn: (pause) Come, you must show me the pumps.

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

 * This episode was due to be shown on BBC Two on September 14, 2001, but was replaced with Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield because of the part where Sideshow Bob steals the Wright Brothers plane at the air show, kidnaps Bart, and plans to crash the plane into the shack where Krusty was doing his "show" was considered "in poor taste" due to the September 11 attacks.
 * One of the O's in Ocho is an eight-Ball.
 * Lisa says particularly out-of-character at the start of the episode, "I want to meet the first female Stealth Bomber pilot. During the Gulf War she destroyed seventy mosques and her name is Lisa too."

Summer of 4 Ft. 2

 * Christina Ricci recorded her lines over the phone and didn't go into the studio 1
 * Lisa's cool outfit is used in the video game The Simpsons Hit & Run for a mission involving police chief Wiggum
 * In this episode marge claims that bart had not said "don't have a cow man" for 4 years. This is true as he had not said it since season 3

Team Homer

 * When Mr. Burns discovers a register entry in his checkbook for "bowling," he says to Smithers, "Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling!" And Smithers says, "Uh, sir, that's your boweling." Burns says, "Ah yes, that's always important" Then he sees the real bowling entry and repeats: "Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling!" Upon replay of this episode in subsequent seasons, Fox cuts the first "bowling/boweling" reference.
 * The episode is dedicated to the memory of Doris Grau, a script supervisor and voice provider of Lunchlady Doris.
 * This is the last episode David Mirkin was the executive producer and show runner.
 * It is revealed in this episode that Squeaky Voiced Teen is the son of Lunchlady Doris.

The Day the Violence Died

 * Chester is credited with being the Creator, Director, Cellu-lamino Artist, Electrocity Engineer, and Ethnographer in "Manhattan Madness", which depicts "Itchy the Lucky Mouse" running a very crude caricature of an Irishman through a hand rolled washing machine and then decapitating Theodore Roosevelt.
 * The first Itchy and Scratchy cartoon "Steamboat Itchy" first appeared in the episode Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie. The credits read: Written, Directed, and Created by Roger Myers; Music by Roger Myers and George Gershwin, Produced by Roger Myers and Joseph P. Kennedy.
 * Homer Groening, Matt Groening's father, died two days before this episode aired.
 * Chester's inscription on the original Itchy drawing reads; "To Roger Myers: Keep drawing - your moxie more than makes up for your lack of talent. Your pal, Chester J. Lampwick, Sept 3, 1919".
 * The Lester and Eliza drawings are very similar to the original drawings of Bart and Lisa used in the Tracey Ullman Show.
 * One of Lionel Hutz's surprise witnesses is Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder, who wrote the episode.
 * It is revealed on the DVD comentary for this episode that Matt Groening origanally wanted a family of mice to live in the Simpsons house, it is also mentioned that the doorways in the Simpsons house resemble Homer's head.
 * The first part of the Schoolhouse Rock! parody reappears in Bart-Mangled Banner.

The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

 * This is the third episode to show its title within the show.
 * The featured, alternate ending to Who Shot Mr. Burns? was created to prevent any staff (be it writers, or even the overseas animators) on the Simpsons from spoiling the mystery.
 * Due to the "picture" of Matt Groening and the subsequent cash register joke, Matt Groening frequently receives mail from several right-wing groups applauding him.
 * The cash register actually displays 847.63, which, according to Groening, is the average amount of money spent per month to raise a baby in 1989 when the show was created.
 * This is the only episode to suggest the house is a set. The later episode parodying VH-1's "Behind the Music", Behind the Laughter, insists the house is an actual house and the show is shot on location.
 * April 191987 is the date that the Simpsons first appeared as a short on The Tracey Ullman Show.
 * There is one scene from "Grandpa VS Sexual Inadequacy" during the closing montage in which Marge and Homer are interrupted in bed by Bart. The blanket covering Marge's body is missing, because the drawings used were still missing the final layer.
 * After showing the false ending of Who Shot Mr. Burns?, Troy states that the ending could have only worked if they somehow ignored all of the Simpson D.N.A. evidence, which would be "downright nutty." (This is not true, because the DNA has the same explanation that it did in the real ending: the tug-of-war with Maggie). There is then a short, uncomfortable pause. The joke is a reference to the recently-concluded O.J. Simpson trial, wherein the jurors found O.J. "not guilty" and later interviews found that the jurors had ignored O. J. Simpson's D.N.A. found at the crime scene.
 * The reappearance of the scene originally cut from "Homer and Apu" on the DVD set of Season 5 reveals that the hindi music heard behind the voices in the bollywood movie was not added until the scene was chosen for part of this episode.
 * This episode shows a deleted scene from "Burns' Heir" in which Mr. Burns releases a robot Richard Simmons on Homer, which regenerates by means of liquid metal when shot at (all of which is a parody of the T-1000 in Terminator 2: Judgment Day). This was a real scene that got cut because the writers didn't think it was funny, but it always got laughs when shown at college screenings and animation conventions.

Two Bad Neighbors

 * Despite the hype over the appearance of George and Barbara Bush in this episode, they were actually voiced by cast members Harry Shearer and Tress MacNeille. Dan Castellaneta voiced Gerald Ford. This is actually the second appearance for Barbara Bush, although in the earlier cameo in Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington, she was voiced by Maggie Roswell and showed off the Presidential bathroom.
 * This episode was also inspired by the animosity towards the show by the Bushes from earlier in the series' run.
 * When Gerald Ford moves in at the end of the episode, the license plates for his two cars are MRDUH and LUV2SKI. The latter celebrates the former President's passion for skiing since he owned a house in Vail, Colorado in real life.
 * This episode features the first appearance of Disco Stu.
 * At the beginning of this episode, Bart and Homer interrupt Apu singing "Dream Police" by Cheap Trick while washing his car.
 * In the DVD commentary for this episode, the writers claim that they were not even vaguely aware that George Bush had a younger son also named George (at that time, he was Governor of Texas, later being elected President in 2000), and Homer's reference to one of the cardboard cut-out sons as "George Bush Jr." was simply meant to be a joke about the stupidity of Homer and Bart's plan.
 * During the rummage sale, Marge is seen selling t-shirts with the words "I Didn't Do It" on them. This is reminiscent of the episode Bart Gets Famous, in which he said that line while he appeared in a sketch on the Krusty the Clown show. This is one of many examples of the writers reusing props that appeared in previous episodes.
 * When Grampa Simpson says he was spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions, he is making a joke about Grover Cleveland serving two non-consecutive terms.
 * Lisa mentions that a possible motive for the Bushes moving there is that Springfield is located in one of the 9 states that Bush has claimed residency in. This would narrow down Springfield's location to either California, Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Texas, Virginia, or possibly Washington, D.C..
 * According to the DVD commentary, Wes Archer, the episodes' director, attempted to TP George H. W. Bush's house during his childhood.
 * When Bart is questioning George the first time they meet, Bart asks "How many times were YOU president, George?" This may be a reference to his loss to Bill Clinton when running for a second term. Also, the destruction of his memoirs after a lot of hard work may be meant as a comical reason to explain why, in real life, he does not plan to write them.

Who Shot Mr. Burns?

 * Willy claims he couldn't have shot Mr. Burns due to his arthritis, which he claims he received from battling space invaders in 1977. The game Space Invaders wasn't released until 1978, which explains Willy having never heard of it.
 * At the end of the closing credits of the Part One episode, the Gracie Films logo sequence ends with a gunshot sound, referring to the theme of the episode.
 * The three places that Mr. Burns crushes in his model of the town, Barney's Bowlarama, the Kwik-E-Mart, and the Nuclear Power Plant are all places where Homer has worked over the years.
 * There is also another reference of Maggie as a "killer". In the episode Papa's Got a Brand New Badge, Homer is threatened to be killed by the mafia, after stopping their business. Just as the mafia is about to kill Homer, several gunshots wound all the members of the mafia. The hero (to Homer & Marge's side of the case) was of course, Maggie. The show also refers to Who Shot Mr. Burns? in the following line after Maggie saves Homer:
 * Homer: Aw, she's taking a nap..
 * Marge: Yeah. Probably dreaming of the time she shot Mr. Burns.
 * Homer: She's just like Clark Kent. Whenever there's lots of excitement, she's nowhere to be found.
 * (Homer and Marge leave. Maggie wakes up and smiles right at the camera.)
 * In "The Old Man and the Lisa" when Mr. Burns comes to the Simpsons house for Lisa, Homer shows him Maggie and she makes a gun shape with her hand. Mr. Burns then says "Oh yes, the baby who shot me."
 * For part one, Moe Szyslak's surname was made up specifically to make him a stronger suspect when Burns falls at the sundial pointing to W and S, interpreted as M and S in this case. According to the DVD commentary, the name "Szyslak" came from a phonebook.
 * In Part 2, Mr. Burns is seen to be in hospital room number 2F20, which is also the episode number of that particular episode.
 * In the season 6 DVD box, the one that has the first part of the episode, there is an Easter Egg: if you take out the DVDs of the box, and take out the background of the box, you will find a secret picture that shows Maggie In Jail.
 * In the Season 12 episode "Day of the Jackanapes", when Krusty announces his retirement, Marge remarks, "It's good for a show to go off the air before it becomes stale and repetitive." At this point, Mr. Smithers pops in the door and cries out, "Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!" This line, however, was cut in syndication due to the Beltway sniper attacks of 2002.
 * Another reference was made was in The Cartridge Family. When Marge objected to the gun, she mentions, "Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?" Homer says, "I thought Smithers did it." Lisa replies with "That would've made a lot more sense."
 * When the episode first aired, there was a write-in contest for any fan who could accurately guess who shot Mr. Burns. According to the writers on the DVD commentary for this episode, literally no one wrote in Maggie Simpson as the attempted murder suspect.  Because they couldn't just leave the contest with no winner, they were forced to randomly select someone who had guessed Waylon Smithers.

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 * A Wrinkle in Time - theme of conformity in the public school; scene of children bouncing balls in unison. (Team Homer)
 * Caddyshack - the final bowling scene is similar to the final golfing scene. (Team Homer)
 * Rock You Like a Hurricane -- The song played during the airplane show; by German rock band the Scorpions (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * The Jazz Singer - Doris remarks "I have no son!" (Team Homer)
 * An alien is found in Hangar 18 which could be a reference to the 1980s film or the song by Megadeth. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * At the time of this episode, a woman named Awilda Lopez was arrested for killing her adoptive daughter. When she was arrested, Lopez admitted to using her child as a mop to clean the floors of her house, similar to how Krusty the Clown uses Sideshow Mel in the beginning of this episode. Many fans found the joke to be in bad taste due to the timing of the events, but the joke has not been edited out and is included on the season seven DVD set. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Before the family confronted Mona about her past, she was reading Steal This Book. (Mother Simpson)
 * Bush says that he'll ruin Homer "like a Japanese banquet", a reference to an incident that happened on January 8, 1992. During a state dinner, then-president Bush vomited on the lap of the Prime Minister of Japan, Kiichi Miyazawa. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Bush uses a trick he "learned in CIA". Bush was director of the CIA from January 30, 1976 to January 20, 1977. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Dr. Nick's story is very similar to many scenes from E.R. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Homer asks Bush to "apologize for the tax hike", a reference to Bush creating a 31% income tax as part of the 1990 Budget Reconciliation Act, despite his 1988 campaign promise of creating no new taxes. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Kent Brockman ends his farewell speech by announcing that he will be writing a column for PC World magazine. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Skinner says that "Steamed Hams" is an expression used in Albany and not Utica, while the two cities are in the same region of Upstate NY, barely an hour apart from one another. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * The character of Griff is a reference to director Samuel Fuller who always had a character with this name in all of his films - notably Mark Hamill in The Big Red One - which also concerns a WWII platoon. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Twilight's Last Gleaming - Title and similar plot. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * When Homer and Bart shoot bottle rockets at the Bush house, it parodies a scene similar to the "Desert Storm" operation of the 1991 Gulf War, which occurred when Bush was in office. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * When Mr. Burns was at the post office asking the postal clerk "I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?", Prussia was once a powerful European empire that covered what is now Germany and parts of Poland, Siam was a country now known Thailand, and the autogyro was an aircraft that later paved the way for the invention of the helicopter. (Mother Simpson)
 * Cinnaburst commercials - "Those magazines cause a disturbing amount of laughter." (Team Homer)
 * "Daisy" political ad – The montage of scenes mentioned above ends with Maggie picking at a daisy - a parody of the famous political ad for the American presidential candidate Lyndon B. Johnson. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Double Dare – Spoofed in the opening "Krusty the Clown Show" segment. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Fail-Safe – At the beginning of the third act, we see scenes of everyday life across Springfield. One by one, with a "zooming" sound effect, they all freeze-frame in anticipation of the (supposedly) imminent nuclear blast.  Such was the ending of the 1964 Cold War thriller by Sidney Lumet. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Garfield -- Fat, lasagna-eating cat from the comic strip of the same name (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Nancy Kerrigan - Moe's attempt to sideline Mr. Burns is done in a similar manner to Shane Stant's attempt in 1994. (Team Homer)
 * Superintendent Chalmers says "Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?" which is a reference to the 1995 movie "The Langoliers", where Cpt. Brian Engle says: "You're kidding. The aurora borealis over California? And at this time of year?" (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Styx - Homer rhymes "Otto" with "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto." (Team Homer)
 * Wright brothers – A vintage aircraft, said to be the plane used for the historic flight, is on display at the Springfield Air Show. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" is a parody of the 1986 movie Maximum Overdrive, where a similar stellar cloud causes all machines, including cars, to move on their own, and attack mankind. (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * "High Flight" sonnet quoted by the purportedly American Air Force general, which is actually more affiliated with the Royal Canadian Air Force. It is a similar jab to the British-made Harrier joke. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * "Homer³" is inspired by the 1962 The Twilight Zone episode called "Little Girl Lost". Homer even explicitly mentions "...that twilighty show about that zone..." (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace" is a parody of A Nightmare on Elm Street. When Willie shows the shadow of his rake, it is a homage to Freddy Krueger's famous clawed glove.  Willie is also dressed as Freddy would be, in a red and green striped sweater. (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * Dr. Strangelove – The underground compound resembles the War Room from the film; also Professor Frink appears as the title character from the film. The tune that Sideshow Bob whistles while preparing the bomb is "We'll Meet Again," as sung by Vera Lynn at the end of the film. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Bumblebee Man (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Kent Brockman (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Krusty the Clown (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Steve Urkel (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * ===The Tarantino connection=== (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * After the Bushes move out, President Ford moves in and claims that he likes nachos and beer. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Among the many groups referenced/shown in this episode: Sonic Youth, The Smashing Pumpkins, Cypress Hill, Peter Frampton, Jimi Hendrix, Grand Funk Railroad, Edgar Winter Group, KISS, Led Zeppelin, ABBA, Nine Inch Nails, Jefferson Starship, Jefferson Airplane, The Alan Parsons Project, Styx, Pink Floyd, Bread, the London Symphony Orchestra, Guns N' Roses and Blue Öyster Cult. (Homerpalooza)
 * Among the other games available from Try 'N' Save besides Bonestorm and Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge are Swim Meet, Save Hitler's Brain, Canasta Master, Operation Rescue, Electronic Biathlon, Angus Podgorny's Caber Toss (incorrectly spelled as "Caper Toss"), Celebrity Tutopsy, SimReich, A Streetcar Named Death, and Robot Stampede. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * Apu's line, "For the next five minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!", references Prince's hit song, 1999. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * Apu's parents in the flashback scene resemble the parents of the character for which he was named, the eponymous protagonist of Satyajit Ray's The Apu Trilogy. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * At one point Troy tells Selma to “sit back and enjoy Mr Troy’s wild ride”. This is a play on “Mr. Toad’s wild ride”; a Disney adaptation of Kenneth Grahame's novel the The Wind in the Willows. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * At the end of the episode, Mr. Smithers is feeding Mr. Burns peanuts, and Mr. Burns opens his mouth and makes a clicking noise, as in A Clockwork Orange when Alex is being fed by the Minister of the Interior. The manner in which Burns becomes injured is also similar to Alex: they both take a potentially life-threatening fall from a top story window. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Barbra Bush says George and Homer got off on the wrong foot, claiming their relationship is "just like the Noriega thing - now he and George are the best of friends." This reference to the former Panamanian leader Manuel Noriega is actually the opposite of the real situation: as CIA director, Bush had arranged for annual payments to General Noriega, but years later Bush launched Operation Just Cause to depose him. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Bart replaces the answering machine tape with "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh". (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * Bush is paid a visit by Mikhail Gorbachev. Homer calls him a "Commie friend" to Bush, referencing Gorbachev's role as the last leader of the Soviet Union before the fall of Communism and the thaw in relations between the two countries during Bush's term in office. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Col. Hapablap also exclaims, "What in the World According to Garp?", which is a reference to the famous John Irving novel and film adaptation, "The World According to Garp. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap (voiced by R. Lee Ermey) says, "What is your major malfunction?" to Sideshow Bob, which is a line delivered by Ermey's character in another Stanley Kubrick war movie, Full Metal Jacket. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * During the Schoolhouse Rock parody, after the amendment is ratified, a character runs past the screen and imitates Curly Howard's trademark whooping noise. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * During the shot in which the shredded memoir is falling, a torn piece of paper briefly falls past the screen, with the only non-shredded words reading "V.P. Quayle" and "embarrassment." (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Golfer Lee Carvallo is patterned after PGA golfer Lee Trevino. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * Homer and Ford simultaneously fall over the sidewalk incline when the show ends. This is a parody of Gerald Ford's perceived clumsiness (most notably when he fell down the stairs of Air Force One several times) while in office. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer attempts to persuade Marge not to sell his "Ayatollah Assa-hola" (Ayatollah Khomeni) t-shirt, claiming it works for any Ayatollah. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer demanding vengeance for Bush spanking Bart on the butt is a reference to those who were outraged by the Michael P. Fay incident. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer is punched in the stomach, which traps the assailant's hand within the fat. This references Terminator 2: Judgment Day, in which the T-800 punches the T-1000's head, only to be enveloped by liquid metal. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Homer tricks Bush into coming to the door so he can glue a rainbow wig to his head by placing cardboard cutouts of Bush's sons in front of the door leading Bush to believe they're real. The sons represented are current President George W. Bush and Florida Governor Jeb Bush. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Hurlbut's line "Here's Johnny-cakes!" spoofs the line spoken by Jack Nicholson in the 1980 film The Shining, which itself spoofs The Tonight Show. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * In "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" the radio announcement "Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt. Scientists are recommending that necessary precautions be taken."  is an homage to the "announcements" near the start of Orson Welles' Mercury Theatre radio play The War of the Worlds broadcast on Halloween 1938.  In that play, the music of "Ramon Raquello and his orchestra" is interrupted by radio reports of astronomers at Princeton observing disturbances on Mars prior to the Martian invasion . (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * In The Simpsons Hit & Run, the opening missions of Stage 2 focuses on Bart trying to get a copy of "Bonestorm 2", despite the threat of expulsion from school for skipping. Sadly, the next shipment of the game never came due to Homer and Marge attacking the delivery truck during a Stage 1 mission. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * In the opening scene Reverend Lovejoy mispronounces the band name "Iron Butterfly" as "I. Ron Butterfly", in reference to L. Ron Hubbard, founder of the Church of Scientology. He also refers to the song "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" as "In the Garden of Eden", effectively pronouncing it correctly. This is also a nod and a wink to the song's authors and their stories regarding the origination of the title. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * In this episode heaven is meant to look like Oz, from The Wizard of Oz. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * In this episode, Rodger Meyers Jr. points out the well observed fact that many cartoons, especially the early 1960s Hanna-Barbera, are plagiarized live-action television shows and deeply resemble celebrities of the time. Examples include The Flintstones being a copy of The Honeymooners, Top Cat being based on Sgt. Bilko and, in one of the occasional times the show breaks the fourth wall, The Simpsons character Chief Wiggum being an animated counterpart of Edward G. Robinson. Wiggum, in the court at the time, looks at Meyers when he say the latter. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * Jebediah Springfield and the annual Springfield anniversary parallel Christopher Columbus and the annual national holiday which bears his name. In the episode it is revealed by Lisa that Springfield was not a hero but a pirate. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Krusty the Clown thinks of a way to stay on the air while the TV station was conducting an Emergency Broadcast System test. Though FCC regulations prohibited the actual EBS tone from airing on that show, the tone heard on this episode is actually used as an Emergency Alert System attention signal on NOAA Weather Radio. When Krusty started airing his show in a civil defense shack, the EBS was activated as if there were an actual emergency. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Krusty's airplane, "I'm-on-a-rolla-Gay", is a spoof of the Enola Gay B-29 airplane that dropped the A-bomb on Hiroshima. (Bart the Fink)
 * Lisa jokingly claims she has "Chester A. Arthritis" in the historical society. This is a reference to the twenty first president of the United States: Chester A. Arthur. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Lisa's poster of Jebediah Springfield resembles the "Wanted for Treason" poster circulated around Dallas about John F Kennedy before he was assassinated. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Moe says that the Bears are "smarter than the aver-age bear" and "they swiped my pic-a-nic basket" in an homage to the Yogi Bear cartoons. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Montgomery Burns introduces himself to an assassin over the telephone as "M.B." The assassin replies, "Ah, Marion Barry! Is it time for another shipment already?" (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * On the Krusty Christmas Special, Krusty references guest stars including "respected private citizen Tom Landry" and "South American sensation Xoxchitla." Krusty experiences severe difficulty pronouncing the name of the latter guest, who resembles the Brazilian children's television host Xuxa. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * One of the several Simpsons episodes to reference the film They Saved Hitler's Brain, as a flashback shows Grandpa Simpson about to assassinate Adolf Hitler with a sniper rifle, saying "Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Roger Meyers, Sr., is again compared to Walt Disney when Joseph P. Kennedy is listed as a producer on Meyers' "Steamboat Itchy" cartoon in this episode. Walt Disney's cartoons were distributed to movie theatres from 1936 to 1952 by RKO Pictures, a movie studio founded when three Kennedy-owned companies merged with RCA in 1928. However, it should be noted that Joseph Kennedy sold all of his RKO stock in 1931 due to pressures from the Depression, so Disney and Kennedy never, in fact, worked together in Hollywood. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * Selma says of Troy's ultramodern house, "It's like living in the not-too-distant future!", a reference to the Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Sherri and Terri sing an adapted "Miss Susie". (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Smithers sensing something is wrong with Mr Burns is similar to Hallorann sensing something is wrong with Danny in the 1980 film The Shining. (Homer the Smithers)
 * The "Dr. Zaius" song from the Planet of the Apes musical is a parody of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * The "I Want You ... Out!" poster is similar to the famous Uncle Sam army recruitment poster. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * The "Schoolhouse Rock" segment ("Amendment To Be") is a parody of I'm Just a Bill. Both it and "I'm Just a Bill" were performed by entertainer Jack Sheldon. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * The Lard Lad's roar when he first comes to life is actually Godzilla's roar. (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * The Sea Captain ends a phone conversation by saying, "Call me back, Ishamel," a reference to the opening line of Moby-Dick (Bart the Fink)
 * The Try-N-Save discount store takes its name from the Pic 'n' Save store chain. The store is modeled after discount stores such as Kmart and Wal-Mart. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * The antibiotic bomb that goes off in the Burns lab is triggered by a Spiro Agnew alarm clock, which can be seen here. (Mother Simpson)
 * The cartoon "Itchy and Scratchy Meets Fritz The Cat" is a reference to the 1972 animated film Fritz the Cat that depicted drug use and sexuality in a frank matter. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * The character Roger Meyers, Sr. is based on Walt Disney, and many of the situations from this episode have their basis in fact or legend about the mogul. The relationship between Roger Meyers, Sr., and Chester J. Lampwick mirrors the real-life relationship between Disney and his chief animator in the 1920s, Ub Iwerks, who has been credited by some as having co-created Mickey Mouse. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * The commercial for Bonestorm is a parody of the Slim Jim commercials. A wild Santa Claus, who is the game's spokesman, is a take on Slim Jim spokesman "Macho Man" Randy Savage. The commercial also parodies Mortal Kombat, featuring a cameo by a Liu Kang doppelganger who fights against a tank, and one of the characters in Bonestorm looks similar to Goro. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * The detective's "one more thing" line is a nod to Columbo. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * The episode contains numerous references to Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. Like the film, the episode's plot is episodic though interconnected. Apu's brother Sanjay makes a square with his fingers, like Uma Thurman. The policemen's conversation about McDonald's parallels the famous "Royale With Cheese" discussion; the Krustyburger restaurant it takes place in also bears a striking resemblance to the diner Pumpkin and Honey Bunny attempt to rob in the film. In addition, Misirlou is playing in the background on the Krusty Burger's jukebox. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * The episode could be said to be a nod to Tarantino's style as a whole as Tarantino will often take segements from other films (or different media) and intertwine them into the story in the same way this episode does. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * The episode title is a play on John Donne's seventh sonnet which begins with the line "Death be not proud". (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * The episode title is a play on William Shakespeare's comedy Much Ado About Nothing. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * The failed assassination attempt itself is a reference to the movie The Day of the Jackal. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * The film Tron (the first major film to use computer animation) is also mentioned by Homer as a means of describing his surroundings, as it featured similarly-styled vector-like computer graphics. In what appears to be a sly allusion to the film's lack of success at the box-office, none of the other characters are familiar with the reference. (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * The flashback scene where Homer tries to fit in with a group of guys in a van is similar to scenes from Dazed and Confused. (Homerpalooza)
 * The game "Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge" is a reference to the game Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * The lights from the Hellfish's eyes pointing where to dig is an homage to Raiders of the Lost Ark. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * The name of Donald Sutherland's character, Hollis Hurlbut, is based on the names of two Harvard freshman dorms, Hollis Hall and Hurlbut Hall. (List of Harvard dormitories) As many fans have probably noted, a large number of Simpsons writers (past and present) are Harvard College alumni. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * The ornate building Homer encounters inside the third dimension (and is subsequently sucked into the black hole) is a recreation of the exterior of the library players encounter in the popular PC game Myst. The calm strings-based music throughout this segment similarly evokes the The Last Message (Imager Room Theme) from this game. (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * The pig that Homer roasts and blasts into the air, flying over the nuclear power plant, is a direct reference to the Pink Floyd's Animals album cover (see also Pink Floyd pigs). (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * The radical group Mother Simpson becomes involved with is loosely based on the Weather Underground Organization. Specifically, the story of group leader and former fugitive Bernardine Dohrn served as the inspiration for Mother Simpson’s life on the run. (Mother Simpson)
 * The relationship between Roger Meyers, Sr. and Chester J. Lampwick also mirrors that of the creators of Felix the Cat: Pat Sullivan and Otto Messmer. Like Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks, Pat Sullivan owned the cartoon studio and took all the credit, and it wasn't revealed until much later that Otto Messmer had been chiefly responsible for most of Felix's early development. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * The restaurant model and atmosphere used for the design of Moe's new restaurant was a combination of Chili's and T.G.I. Friday's. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * The song originally intended to be taped over Mr. Burns’s cassette of “Walküenritt” was “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go,” but was unclearable (too expensive), and ABBA’s “Waterloo” was selected instead (although the closed-captioning of the original broadcasting lists the last song as “Don’t You Want Me”). (Mother Simpson)
 * The subplot involving Chief Wiggum and Snake is a direct parody of the "Gold Watch" segment of the film. Snake runs over the donut-carrying Wiggum at a red light, like Bruce Willis did to Ving Rhames, and Wiggum chases after Snake (although his motive is exchanging insurance information rather than revenge). The two run into Herman's Pawn Shop, where Herman beats up and binds and gags the two, then waits for "Zed" to arrive. The Van Houtens come in instead, and a visibly annoyed Herman lets Milhouse use the restroom. Herman then threatens Kirk with his shotgun, but Milhouse unintentionally knocks out the shopkeeper with a spiked mace he found in the back room. Wiggum then hops out the open door, still tied to his chair, and falls down in the middle of the street. (22 Short Films About Springfield)
 * The title could be a reference to the comic 'Nick Fury and His Howling Commandos' or one of the many others with those types of titles. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * The title of the episode is a reference to The Day the Music Died. (The Day the Violence Died)
 * The two FBI agents are Joe Friday and Bill Gannon from Dragnet. Bill Gannon is voiced by Harry Morgan, the man who played Gannon in the original series. This is one of several examples of characters from other TV shows appearing with their original voices. In “Fear of Flying,” a number of Cheers actors appeared as their various characters. In “The Springfield Files,” David Duchovny appeared as Fox Mulder and Gillian Anderson appeared as Dana Scully; Mike Judge appeared as Hank Hill in “Bart Star”; Werner Klemperer appeared as Colonel Klink in “The Last Temptation of Homer,” and William Daniels appeared as KITT in “The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace.” (Mother Simpson)
 * The use of “Walkürenritt” during a siege is a reference to Apocalypse Now. (Mother Simpson)
 * The way Bart atepts to save Homer is like in Poltergeist (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * There are several Woodstock references in the episode, including Lisa noting that Hullabalooza was just like Woodstock, except "with security guards and ads everywhere." (Homerpalooza)
 * This episode is loosely based on Running on Empty. (Mother Simpson)
 * This episode title spoofs the movie Barton Fink. (Bart the Fink)
 * This episode was based on the alternative era of music of the 90's and it features the notable bands The Smashing Pumpkins and Sonic Youth. The Hullabalooza festival was based on the popular Lollapalooza music festival. (Homerpalooza)
 * Three popular songs from the 1960s appear in this episode: “Sunshine of Your Love” by Cream (released in 1967), “Blowin’ in the Wind” by Bob Dylan (released in 1963, but in this case performed by Mother Simpson and Lisa) and “All Along the Watchtower,” by Jimi Hendrix (released in 1967). (Mother Simpson)
 * Troy McClure stars in the fictional film The Muppets Go Medieval, a reference to various Muppet movies, and the film Pulp Fiction, which featured the term "get medieval". (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy being pulled over in a DeLorean mimics Johnny Carson's drunk driving offense while driving a DeLorean in 1982. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy suggests that he might have a fragrance named after him called "Smellin' of Troy," a take-off of Helen of Troy. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy's agent is named MacArthur Parker, a reference to the song MacArthur Park. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy's sham marriage to Selma mirrors that of Rock Hudson's own marriage as Selma asks Troy if he were gay. This may refer to actors who get married to cover their homosexuality. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * When Bart and Bush are looking through a photo album, Bart says that Bob Mosbacher is "a dumb name." (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * When Bart is debating whether or not to steal the game, he imagines likenesses of Sonic The Hedgehog, Donkey Kong, Mario and Luigi (who are depicted with the opposites of their actual heights) urging him to take it. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * When Bart is looking at Milhouse's house for the first time and Milhouse is playing the Bonestorm game, notice the shot when Milhouse is being "blown away" from the speakers in his chair. This is a reference to Maxell whose media commonly have the "blown away guy" in a chair. (Marge Be Not Proud)
 * When Homer calls Bush a "wimp", this is a reference to the Wimp Factor, a criticism of Bush during the 1988 Election claiming that Bush looked "too weak" to be a president. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * When Maggie is shown dancing in her diaper and covered in slogans, it is a parody of the filler scenes of Goldie Hawn (and other female castmembers like Ruth Buzzi and Jo Anne Worley) dancing in a bikini with slogans and drawings painted on their bodies shown on Laugh-In. (Mother Simpson)
 * While the Flanders were driving to the Springfield river with the Simpsons' children, Maggie, who was sitting at the front row, spun her head around to look at Bart and Lisa. This is a parody of the infamous head-spinning scene from The Exorcist. (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
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 * Mr. Burns driving a tank towards the Simpson house while wearing oversized headgear is a reference to a similar public relations stunt by Michael Dukakis in 1988; a similar scene occurred in the episode “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish,” when Burns was running for governor. (Mother Simpson)
 * Raleigh-Durham International Airport – An airport in Raleigh, NC, which is about three hours from where the Wright brothers' first flight was. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * The Smashing Pumpkins perform their song "Zero" in this episode. (Homerpalooza)
 * Tom Baker arrives in character as the Doctor (from Doctor Who), as part as a delegation of esteemed TV Representatives. Other representatives include: (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)

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 * Apu's line, "For the next five minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!", references Prince's hit song, 1999.
 * Dr. Nick's story is very similar to many scenes from E.R.
 * Superintendent Chalmers says "Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?" which is a reference to the 1995 movie "The Langoliers", where Cpt. Brian Engle says: "You're kidding. The aurora borealis over California? And at this time of year?"
 * Skinner says that "Steamed Hams" is an expression used in Albany and not Utica, while the two cities are in the same region of Upstate NY, barely an hour apart from one another.
 * ===The Tarantino connection===
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 * The episode contains numerous references to Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. Like the film, the episode's plot is episodic though interconnected. Apu's brother Sanjay makes a square with his fingers, like Uma Thurman. The policemen's conversation about McDonald's parallels the famous "Royale With Cheese" discussion; the Krustyburger restaurant it takes place in also bears a striking resemblance to the diner Pumpkin and Honey Bunny attempt to rob in the film. In addition, Misirlou is playing in the background on the Krusty Burger's jukebox.
 * The subplot involving Chief Wiggum and Snake is a direct parody of the "Gold Watch" segment of the film. Snake runs over the donut-carrying Wiggum at a red light, like Bruce Willis did to Ving Rhames, and Wiggum chases after Snake (although his motive is exchanging insurance information rather than revenge). The two run into Herman's Pawn Shop, where Herman beats up and binds and gags the two, then waits for "Zed" to arrive. The Van Houtens come in instead, and a visibly annoyed Herman lets Milhouse use the restroom. Herman then threatens Kirk with his shotgun, but Milhouse unintentionally knocks out the shopkeeper with a spiked mace he found in the back room. Wiggum then hops out the open door, still tied to his chair, and falls down in the middle of the street.
 * The episode could be said to be a nod to Tarantino's style as a whole as Tarantino will often take segements from other films (or different media) and intertwine them into the story in the same way this episode does.

A Fish Called Selma

 * At one point Troy tells Selma to “sit back and enjoy Mr Troy’s wild ride”. This is a play on “Mr. Toad’s wild ride”; a Disney adaptation of Kenneth Grahame's novel the The Wind in the Willows.
 * Troy's agent is named MacArthur Parker, a reference to the song MacArthur Park.
 * The "Dr. Zaius" song from the Planet of the Apes musical is a parody of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco.
 * Selma says of Troy's ultramodern house, "It's like living in the not-too-distant future!", a reference to the Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song.
 * Troy McClure stars in the fictional film The Muppets Go Medieval, a reference to various Muppet movies, and the film Pulp Fiction, which featured the term "get medieval".
 * Troy suggests that he might have a fragrance named after him called "Smellin' of Troy," a take-off of Helen of Troy.
 * Troy being pulled over in a DeLorean mimics Johnny Carson's drunk driving offense while driving a DeLorean in 1982.
 * Troy's sham marriage to Selma mirrors that of Rock Hudson's own marriage as Selma asks Troy if he were gay. This may refer to actors who get married to cover their homosexuality.

Bart Sells His Soul

 * In the opening scene Reverend Lovejoy mispronounces the band name "Iron Butterfly" as "I. Ron Butterfly", in reference to L. Ron Hubbard, founder of the Church of Scientology. He also refers to the song "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" as "In the Garden of Eden", effectively pronouncing it correctly. This is also a nod and a wink to the song's authors and their stories regarding the origination of the title.
 * The restaurant model and atmosphere used for the design of Moe's new restaurant was a combination of Chili's and T.G.I. Friday's.
 * In this episode heaven is meant to look like Oz, from The Wizard of Oz.
 * Sherri and Terri sing an adapted "Miss Susie".

Bart the Fink

 * Krusty's airplane, "I'm-on-a-rolla-Gay", is a spoof of the Enola Gay B-29 airplane that dropped the A-bomb on Hiroshima.
 * This episode title spoofs the movie Barton Fink.
 * The Sea Captain ends a phone conversation by saying, "Call me back, Ishamel," a reference to the opening line of Moby-Dick

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

 * While the Flanders were driving to the Springfield river with the Simpsons' children, Maggie, who was sitting at the front row, spun her head around to look at Bart and Lisa. This is a parody of the infamous head-spinning scene from The Exorcist.

Homer the Smithers

 * At the end of the episode, Mr. Smithers is feeding Mr. Burns peanuts, and Mr. Burns opens his mouth and makes a clicking noise, as in A Clockwork Orange when Alex is being fed by the Minister of the Interior. The manner in which Burns becomes injured is also similar to Alex: they both take a potentially life-threatening fall from a top story window.
 * Homer is punched in the stomach, which traps the assailant's hand within the fat. This references Terminator 2: Judgment Day, in which the T-800 punches the T-1000's head, only to be enveloped by liquid metal.
 * Smithers sensing something is wrong with Mr Burns is similar to Hallorann sensing something is wrong with Danny in the 1980 film The Shining.

Homerpalooza

 * This episode was based on the alternative era of music of the 90's and it features the notable bands The Smashing Pumpkins and Sonic Youth. The Hullabalooza festival was based on the popular Lollapalooza music festival.
 * The flashback scene where Homer tries to fit in with a group of guys in a van is similar to scenes from Dazed and Confused.
 * There are several Woodstock references in the episode, including Lisa noting that Hullabalooza was just like Woodstock, except "with security guards and ads everywhere."
 * Among the many groups referenced/shown in this episode: Sonic Youth, The Smashing Pumpkins, Cypress Hill, Peter Frampton, Jimi Hendrix, Grand Funk Railroad, Edgar Winter Group, KISS, Led Zeppelin, ABBA, Nine Inch Nails, Jefferson Starship, Jefferson Airplane, The Alan Parsons Project, Styx, Pink Floyd, Bread, the London Symphony Orchestra, Guns N' Roses and Blue Öyster Cult.
 * The Smashing Pumpkins perform their song "Zero" in this episode.

Lisa the Iconoclast

 * Lisa jokingly claims she has "Chester A. Arthritis" in the historical society. This is a reference to the twenty first president of the United States: Chester A. Arthur.
 * The name of Donald Sutherland's character, Hollis Hurlbut, is based on the names of two Harvard freshman dorms, Hollis Hall and Hurlbut Hall. (List of Harvard dormitories) As many fans have probably noted, a large number of Simpsons writers (past and present) are Harvard College alumni.
 * Jebediah Springfield and the annual Springfield anniversary parallel Christopher Columbus and the annual national holiday which bears his name. In the episode it is revealed by Lisa that Springfield was not a hero but a pirate.
 * Hurlbut's line "Here's Johnny-cakes!" spoofs the line spoken by Jack Nicholson in the 1980 film The Shining, which itself spoofs The Tonight Show.
 * Lisa's poster of Jebediah Springfield resembles the "Wanted for Treason" poster circulated around Dallas about John F Kennedy before he was assassinated.

Lisa the Vegetarian

 * The pig that Homer roasts and blasts into the air, flying over the nuclear power plant, is a direct reference to the Pink Floyd's Animals album cover (see also Pink Floyd pigs).

Marge Be Not Proud

 * The episode title is a play on John Donne's seventh sonnet which begins with the line "Death be not proud".
 * Golfer Lee Carvallo is patterned after PGA golfer Lee Trevino.
 * The game "Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge" is a reference to the game Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf.
 * The detective's "one more thing" line is a nod to Columbo.
 * The commercial for Bonestorm is a parody of the Slim Jim commercials. A wild Santa Claus, who is the game's spokesman, is a take on Slim Jim spokesman "Macho Man" Randy Savage. The commercial also parodies Mortal Kombat, featuring a cameo by a Liu Kang doppelganger who fights against a tank, and one of the characters in Bonestorm looks similar to Goro.
 * The Try-N-Save discount store takes its name from the Pic 'n' Save store chain. The store is modeled after discount stores such as Kmart and Wal-Mart.
 * In The Simpsons Hit & Run, the opening missions of Stage 2 focuses on Bart trying to get a copy of "Bonestorm 2", despite the threat of expulsion from school for skipping. Sadly, the next shipment of the game never came due to Homer and Marge attacking the delivery truck during a Stage 1 mission.
 * Among the other games available from Try 'N' Save besides Bonestorm and Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge are Swim Meet, Save Hitler's Brain, Canasta Master, Operation Rescue, Electronic Biathlon, Angus Podgorny's Caber Toss (incorrectly spelled as "Caper Toss"), Celebrity Tutopsy, SimReich, A Streetcar Named Death, and Robot Stampede.
 * When Bart is debating whether or not to steal the game, he imagines likenesses of Sonic The Hedgehog, Donkey Kong, Mario and Luigi (who are depicted with the opposites of their actual heights) urging him to take it.
 * On the Krusty Christmas Special, Krusty references guest stars including "respected private citizen Tom Landry" and "South American sensation Xoxchitla." Krusty experiences severe difficulty pronouncing the name of the latter guest, who resembles the Brazilian children's television host Xuxa.
 * When Bart is looking at Milhouse's house for the first time and Milhouse is playing the Bonestorm game, notice the shot when Milhouse is being "blown away" from the speakers in his chair. This is a reference to Maxell whose media commonly have the "blown away guy" in a chair.
 * Bart replaces the answering machine tape with "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh".

Mother Simpson

 * The radical group Mother Simpson becomes involved with is loosely based on the Weather Underground Organization. Specifically, the story of group leader and former fugitive Bernardine Dohrn served as the inspiration for Mother Simpson’s life on the run.
 * The antibiotic bomb that goes off in the Burns lab is triggered by a Spiro Agnew alarm clock, which can be seen here.
 * The two FBI agents are Joe Friday and Bill Gannon from Dragnet. Bill Gannon is voiced by Harry Morgan, the man who played Gannon in the original series. This is one of several examples of characters from other TV shows appearing with their original voices. In “Fear of Flying,” a number of Cheers actors appeared as their various characters. In “The Springfield Files,” David Duchovny appeared as Fox Mulder and Gillian Anderson appeared as Dana Scully; Mike Judge appeared as Hank Hill in “Bart Star”; Werner Klemperer appeared as Colonel Klink in “The Last Temptation of Homer,” and William Daniels appeared as KITT in “The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace.”
 * Three popular songs from the 1960s appear in this episode: “Sunshine of Your Love” by Cream (released in 1967), “Blowin’ in the Wind” by Bob Dylan (released in 1963, but in this case performed by Mother Simpson and Lisa) and “All Along the Watchtower,” by Jimi Hendrix (released in 1967).
 * Mr. Burns driving a tank towards the Simpson house while wearing oversized headgear is a reference to a similar public relations stunt by Michael Dukakis in 1988; a similar scene occurred in the episode “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish,” when Burns was running for governor.
 * The use of “Walkürenritt” during a siege is a reference to Apocalypse Now.
 * When Maggie is shown dancing in her diaper and covered in slogans, it is a parody of the filler scenes of Goldie Hawn (and other female castmembers like Ruth Buzzi and Jo Anne Worley) dancing in a bikini with slogans and drawings painted on their bodies shown on Laugh-In.
 * This episode is loosely based on Running on Empty.
 * The song originally intended to be taped over Mr. Burns’s cassette of “Walküenritt” was “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go,” but was unclearable (too expensive), and ABBA’s “Waterloo” was selected instead (although the closed-captioning of the original broadcasting lists the last song as “Don’t You Want Me”).
 * Before the family confronted Mona about her past, she was reading Steal This Book.
 * When Mr. Burns was at the post office asking the postal clerk "I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?", Prussia was once a powerful European empire that covered what is now Germany and parts of Poland, Siam was a country now known Thailand, and the autogyro was an aircraft that later paved the way for the invention of the helicopter.

Much Apu About Nothing

 * The episode title is a play on William Shakespeare's comedy Much Ado About Nothing.
 * Moe says that the Bears are "smarter than the aver-age bear" and "they swiped my pic-a-nic basket" in an homage to the Yogi Bear cartoons.
 * The "I Want You ... Out!" poster is similar to the famous Uncle Sam army recruitment poster.
 * Apu's parents in the flashback scene resemble the parents of the character for which he was named, the eponymous protagonist of Satyajit Ray's The Apu Trilogy.

Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

 * The title could be a reference to the comic 'Nick Fury and His Howling Commandos' or one of the many others with those types of titles.
 * One of the several Simpsons episodes to reference the film They Saved Hitler's Brain, as a flashback shows Grandpa Simpson about to assassinate Adolf Hitler with a sniper rifle, saying "Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler."
 * The failed assassination attempt itself is a reference to the movie The Day of the Jackal.
 * The lights from the Hellfish's eyes pointing where to dig is an homage to Raiders of the Lost Ark.
 * Montgomery Burns introduces himself to an assassin over the telephone as "M.B." The assassin replies, "Ah, Marion Barry! Is it time for another shipment already?"
 * The character of Griff is a reference to director Samuel Fuller who always had a character with this name in all of his films - notably Mark Hamill in The Big Red One - which also concerns a WWII platoon.

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

 * Double Dare – Spoofed in the opening "Krusty the Clown Show" segment.
 * Twilight's Last Gleaming - Title and similar plot.
 * Fail-Safe – At the beginning of the third act, we see scenes of everyday life across Springfield. One by one, with a "zooming" sound effect, they all freeze-frame in anticipation of the (supposedly) imminent nuclear blast.  Such was the ending of the 1964 Cold War thriller by Sidney Lumet.
 * "Daisy" political ad – The montage of scenes mentioned above ends with Maggie picking at a daisy - a parody of the famous political ad for the American presidential candidate Lyndon B. Johnson.
 * Wright Brothers – A vintage aircraft, said to be the plane used for the historic flight, is on display at the Springfield Air Show.
 * Dr. Strangelove – The underground compound resembles the War Room from the film; also Professor Frink appears as the title character from the film. The tune that Sideshow Bob whistles while preparing the bomb is "We'll Meet Again," as sung by Vera Lynn at the end of the film.
 * Tom Baker arrives in character as the Doctor (from Doctor Who), as part as a delegation of esteemed TV Representatives. Other representatives include:
 * Krusty the Clown
 * Bumblebee Man
 * Kent Brockman
 * Steve Urkel
 * Raleigh-Durham International Airport – An airport in Raleigh, NC, which is about three hours from where the Wright Brothers' first flight was.
 * "High Flight" sonnet quoted by the purportedly American Air Force general, which is actually more affiliated with the Royal Canadian Air Force. It is a similar jab to the British-made Harrier joke.
 * Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap (voiced by R. Lee Ermey) says, "What is your major malfunction?" to Sideshow Bob, which is a line delivered by Ermey's character in another Stanley Kubrick war movie, Full Metal Jacket.
 * Col. Hapablap also exclaims, "What in the World According to Garp?", which is a reference to the famous John Irving novel and film adaptation, "The World According to Garp.
 * At the time of this episode, a woman named Awilda Lopez was arrested for killing her adoptive daughter. When she was arrested, Lopez admitted to using her child as a mop to clean the floors of her house, similar to how Krusty the Clown uses Sideshow Mel in the beginning of this episode. Many fans found the joke to be in bad taste due to the timing of the events, but the joke has not been edited out and is included on the season seven DVD set.
 * An alien is found in Hangar 18 which could be a reference to the 1980s film or the song by Megadeth.
 * Kent Brockman ends his farewell speech by announcing that he will be writing a column for PC World magazine.
 * Garfield -- Fat, lasagna-eating cat from the comic strip of the same name
 * Rock You Like a Hurricane -- The song played during the airplane show; by German rock band the Scorpions
 * Krusty the Clown thinks of a way to stay on the air while the TV station was conducting an Emergency Broadcast System test. Though FCC regulations prohibited the actual EBS tone from airing on that show, the tone heard on this episode is actually used as an Emergency Alert System attention signal on NOAA Weather Radio. When Krusty started airing his show in a civil defense shack, the EBS was activated as if there were an actual emergency.

Team Homer

 * Caddyshack - the final bowling scene is similar to the final golfing scene.
 * Cinnaburst commercials - "Those magazines cause a disturbing amount of laughter."
 * The Jazz Singer - Doris remarks "I have no son!"
 * Nancy Kerrigan - Moe's attempt to sideline Mr. Burns is done in a similar manner to Shane Stant's attempt in 1994.
 * Styx - Homer rhymes "Otto" with "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto."
 * A Wrinkle in Time - theme of conformity in the public school; scene of children bouncing balls in unison.

The Day the Violence Died

 * The title of the episode is a reference to The Day the Music Died.
 * The cartoon "Itchy and Scratchy Meets Fritz The Cat" is a reference to the 1972 animated film Fritz the Cat that depicted drug use and sexuality in a frank matter.
 * The "Schoolhouse Rock" segment ("Amendment To Be") is a parody of I'm Just a Bill. Both it and "I'm Just a Bill" were performed by entertainer Jack Sheldon.
 * The character Roger Meyers, Sr. is based on Walt Disney, and many of the situations from this episode have their basis in fact or legend about the mogul. The relationship between Roger Meyers, Sr., and Chester J. Lampwick mirrors the real-life relationship between Disney and his chief animator in the 1920s, Ub Iwerks, who has been credited by some as having co-created Mickey Mouse.
 * In this episode, Rodger Meyers Jr. points out the well observed fact that many cartoons, especially the early 1960s Hanna-Barbera, are plagiarized live-action television shows and deeply resemble celebrities of the time. Examples include The Flintstones being a copy of The Honeymooners, Top Cat being based on Sgt. Bilko and, in one of the occasional times the show breaks the fourth wall, The Simpsons character Chief Wiggum being an animated counterpart of Edward G. Robinson. Wiggum, in the court at the time, looks at Meyers when he say the latter.
 * The relationship between Roger Meyers, Sr. and Chester J. Lampwick also mirrors that of the creators of Felix the Cat: Pat Sullivan and Otto Messmer. Like Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks, Pat Sullivan owned the cartoon studio and took all the credit, and it wasn't revealed until much later that Otto Messmer had been chiefly responsible for most of Felix's early development.
 * Roger Meyers, Sr., is again compared to Walt Disney when Joseph P. Kennedy is listed as a producer on Meyers' "Steamboat Itchy" cartoon in this episode. Walt Disney's cartoons were distributed to movie theatres from 1936 to 1952 by RKO Pictures, a movie studio founded when three Kennedy-owned companies merged with RCA in 1928. However, it should be noted that Joseph Kennedy sold all of his RKO stock in 1931 due to pressures from the Depression, so Disney and Kennedy never, in fact, worked together in Hollywood.
 * During the Schoolhouse Rock parody, after the amendment is ratified, a character runs past the screen and imitates Curly Howard's trademark whooping noise.

Treehouse of Horror VI

 * In "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" the radio announcement "Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt. Scientists are recommending that necessary precautions be taken."  is an homage to the "announcements" near the start of Orson Welles' Mercury Theatre radio play The War of the Worlds broadcast on Halloween 1938.  In that play, the music of "Ramon Raquello and his orchestra" is interrupted by radio reports of astronomers at Princeton observing disturbances on Mars prior to the Martian invasion.
 * "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" is a parody of the 1986 movie Maximum Overdrive, where a similar stellar cloud causes all machines, including cars, to move on their own, and attack mankind.
 * The Lard Lad's roar when he first comes to life is actually Godzilla's roar.
 * "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace" is a parody of A Nightmare on Elm Street. When Willie shows the shadow of his rake, it is a homage to Freddy Krueger's famous clawed glove.  Willie is also dressed as Freddy would be, in a red and green striped sweater.
 * "Homer³" is inspired by the 1962 The Twilight Zone episode called "Little Girl Lost". Homer even explicitly mentions "...that twilighty show about that zone..."
 * The film Tron (the first major film to use computer animation) is also mentioned by Homer as a means of describing his surroundings, as it featured similarly-styled vector-like computer graphics. In what appears to be a sly allusion to the film's lack of success at the box-office, none of the other characters are familiar with the reference.
 * The ornate building Homer encounters inside the third dimension (and is subsequently sucked into the black hole) is a recreation of the exterior of the library players encounter in the popular PC game Myst. The calm strings-based music throughout this segment similarly evokes the The Last Message (Imager Room Theme) from this game.
 * The way Bart atepts to save Homer is like in Poltergeist

Two Bad Neighbors

 * Homer asks Bush to "apologize for the tax hike", a reference to Bush creating a 31% income tax as part of the 1990 Budget Reconciliation Act, despite his 1988 campaign promise of creating no new taxes.
 * When Homer and Bart shoot bottle rockets at the Bush house, it parodies a scene similar to the "Desert Storm" operation of the 1991 Gulf War, which occurred when Bush was in office.
 * Bush uses a trick he "learned in CIA". Bush was director of the CIA from January 30, 1976 to January 20, 1977.
 * Bush says that he'll ruin Homer "like a Japanese banquet", a reference to an incident that happened on January 8, 1992. During a state dinner, then-president Bush vomited on the lap of the Prime Minister of Japan, Kiichi Miyazawa.
 * Homer tricks Bush into coming to the door so he can glue a rainbow wig to his head by placing cardboard cutouts of Bush's sons in front of the door leading Bush to believe they're real. The sons represented are current President George W. Bush and Florida Governor Jeb Bush.
 * Bush is paid a visit by Mikhail Gorbachev. Homer calls him a "Commie friend" to Bush, referencing Gorbachev's role as the last leader of the Soviet Union before the fall of Communism and the thaw in relations between the two countries during Bush's term in office.
 * Homer attempts to persuade Marge not to sell his "Ayatollah Assa-hola" (Ayatollah Khomeni) t-shirt, claiming it works for any Ayatollah.
 * During the shot in which the shredded memoir is falling, a torn piece of paper briefly falls past the screen, with the only non-shredded words reading "V.P. Quayle" and "embarrassment."
 * When Bart and Bush are looking through a photo album, Bart says that Bob Mosbacher is "a dumb name."
 * After the Bushes move out, President Ford moves in and claims that he likes nachos and beer.
 * Homer demanding vengeance for Bush spanking Bart on the butt is a reference to those who were outraged by the Michael P. Fay incident.
 * When Homer calls Bush a "wimp", this is a reference to the Wimp Factor, a criticism of Bush during the 1988 Election claiming that Bush looked "too weak" to be a president.
 * Homer and Ford simultaneously fall over the sidewalk incline when the show ends. This is a parody of Gerald Ford's perceived clumsiness (most notably when he fell down the stairs of Air Force One several times) while in office.
 * Barbra Bush says George and Homer got off on the wrong foot, claiming their relationship is "just like the Noriega thing - now he and George are the best of friends." This reference to the former Panamanian leader Manuel Noriega is actually the opposite of the real situation: as CIA director, Bush had arranged for annual payments to General Noriega, but years later Bush launched Operation Just Cause to depose him.

SimpsonsGoofs
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 * When Ned Flanders crashes into a tree, the car's airbag deploys. But Ned says in a later episode that "the church opposes them for some reason" (though this may not be a goof as Ned could have found this out and promptly removed them). (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer stole a 47-star US flag from the library - however this flag never existed, as New Mexico and Arizona's stars were added to the US flag at the same time on July 4, 1912, so no 47-star flags were made in the brief period after New Mexico became a state but before Arizona did. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Moe was a part of "The Little Rascals", but the series wasn't called that until it was put on television. However, it should be noticed that many people have claimed to have been members of the Little Rascals without actually having been, so this might not be a legitimate claim.  Besides, if Moe was really an "Our Gang" member, he would have been around 80 years old at the time of this episode's premiere. (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * One of the producers says they want to stay far away from making the movie like the campy 1970s Radioactive Man, but Dirk Richter died in the 1960s and the only Radioactive Man TV show mentioned was the one from the 1950s that had Laramie cigarettes as its sponsor (mentioned on the season two episode Three Men and a Comic Book). (Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode))
 * The episode incorrectly addresses the procedure for gaining citizenship in the United States. If Apu is out of status and illegal, he would not be eligible for citizenship until he had first gained lawful permanent resident (green card) status.  Thus, Apu would have to first gain  a green card and live as a lawful permanent resident for five years before applying for citizenship.  With green card status, Apu would not be considered an illegal immigrant, and thus would not have to worry about deporation, but the episodes skips this notion and jumps straight from illegal status to citizen status. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * The parents' meeting to discuss the misprinted calendars appears to be at night. However, Marge says the meeting was held at the 13th hour of the 13th day of the 13th month.  The 13th hour of the day is 1:00pm, early afternoon. So it couldn't be a part of triskaidekaphobia. (Treehouse of Horror VI)
 * When Homer leaves "work" to see a movie, he meets Bart & Lisa at the door, presumably coming from school. After Homer comes home from the theater, he calls for Bart & Lisa, but gets no answer, implying he is alone in the house. Later, as he is driving an ice cream truck to the plant, he passes Lisa in the school bus, again presumably coming home from school. (King-Size Homer)

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King-Size Homer

 * When Homer leaves "work" to see a movie, he meets Bart & Lisa at the door, presumably coming from school. After Homer comes home from the theater, he calls for Bart & Lisa, but gets no answer, implying he is alone in the house. Later, as he is driving an ice cream truck to the plant, he passes Lisa in the school bus, again presumably coming home from school.

Much Apu About Nothing

 * When Ned Flanders crashes into a tree, the car's airbag deploys. But Ned says in a later episode that "the church opposes them for some reason" (though this may not be a goof as Ned could have found this out and promptly removed them).
 * The episode incorrectly addresses the procedure for gaining citizenship in the United States. If Apu is out of status and illegal, he would not be eligible for citizenship until he had first gained lawful permanent resident (green card) status.  Thus, Apu would have to first gain  a green card and live as a lawful permanent resident for five years before applying for citizenship.  With green card status, Apu would not be considered an illegal immigrant, and thus would not have to worry about deporation, but the episodes skips this notion and jumps straight from illegal status to citizen status.
 * Homer stole a 47-star US flag from the library - however this flag never existed, as New Mexico and Arizona's stars were added to the US flag at the same time on July 4, 1912, so no 47-star flags were made in the brief period after New Mexico became a state but before Arizona did.

Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)

 * One of the producers says they want to stay far away from making the movie like the campy 1970s Radioactive Man, but Dirk Richter died in the 1960s and the only Radioactive Man TV show mentioned was the one from the 1950s that had Laramie cigarettes as its sponsor (mentioned on the season two episode Three Men and a Comic Book).
 * Moe was a part of "The Little Rascals", but the series wasn't called that until it was put on television. However, it should be noticed that many people have claimed to have been members of the Little Rascals without actually having been, so this might not be a legitimate claim.  Besides, if Moe was really an "Our Gang" member, he would have been around 80 years old at the time of this episode's premiere.

Treehouse of Horror VI

 * The parents' meeting to discuss the misprinted calendars appears to be at night. However, Marge says the meeting was held at the 13th hour of the 13th day of the 13th month.  The 13th hour of the day is 1:00pm, early afternoon. So it couldn't be a part of triskadekaphobia.

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 * Abe: About time, knothead. (hits her in the forehead with an oatmeal spoon.) (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Agent Ray: Sir, why don't you just have a cheeseburger? (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Al Gore Doll: You are hearing me talk. (Bart on the Road)
 * Apu: Because this particular flag is ridiculously out of date! The library must have purchased it during the brief period in 1912 after New Mexico became a state but before Arizona did! (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Apu: It appears to be the flag that disappeared from the public library last year. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Barbara Bush: Oh, George, is that all you ever think about? The boys probably just want a letter of recommendation. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Barney: Ya know Moe, you might wanna keep the fire extinguishers. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Bart: Now remember that's a postdated check. Don't cash it 'til the year 10,000.  (Bart the Fink)
 * Bart: (flatly) I don't see why not. (Bart on the Road)
 * Bart: (flatly) Yes. (Bart on the Road, Bart on the Road)
 * Bart: (flatly) Yes. (Bart on the Road)
 * Bart: (to Homer) You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Bart: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Bart: If you think he got such a great deal, I'll sell you my conscience for four-fifty. (Lisa walks away) I'll throw in my sense of decency too! It's the Bart Sales Event. Everything about me must go! (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Bart: It's easy. All you have to do is sign a piece of paper that says I can have your soul. (sinister) I need a soul, Ralph! Any soul! YOURS! (begins advancing toward a terrified Ralph) (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Bart: Maybe because you are as we say in latin, a "dorkus malorkus". (Bart on the Road)
 * Bart: Ralph, how'd you like to make a dollar? (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Bart: So how do you know so much about American history? (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Bart: Uhhh, Dad. Lisa's the one you're not talking to.  (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Bart: You don't have any spare change in your piggy bank. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Burns: Get going! And answer those phones, install a computer system and rotate my office so the window faces the hills! (Homer the Smithers)
 * Burns: Is it about my cube? (Homer the Smithers)
 * Burns: Little help? (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Bush (taking his time at the menu): Let's see now. A "Krusty Burger"? That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do ya have? (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Bush: That's really more of a weekend thing, Ray. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Chief Wiggum: Hey, what's going on in there?! (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Disco Stu: Ahem... Disco Stu likes disco music. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Everyone: Oh yeah, that's right. etc. (putting hands down) (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Fat Tony: No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes." (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Father: (screaming) If you kids can't keep your hands to yourselves, I'm gonna turn this car around, and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody! (Nelson reaches out from the window of Bart's car and slaps the man's back.) That's it! Back to Winnipeg! (Bart on the Road)
 * Gannon: Well, according to our computer aging program, she should look about… 25 years older. (Mother Simpson)
 * George H.W. Bush: Bar, the boys are out in the front yard. They'll help me think of a plan to get those Simpsons. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * George H.W. Bush: N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors. Staying right here till my speech to the Elk's club. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * George H.W. Bush: No! That's not Bar and me. It's them. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * George H.W. Bush: No, [points at the Simpson house], the man and his boy. You know, the boy is named Bart, I don't know the name of the man. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * George H.W. Bush: Who is it? [looks through spy hole without glasses on, sees two figures at the door] (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * George H.W. Bush: [opening door] Boys? [Homer pulls the fake cardboard cutouts out of the way] Where are you going? (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Grandpa: I piece it together mostly from sugar packets. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Grandpa: Oh, jeeh—you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did! (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Grandpa: What are you cacklin' at, fatty?! Too much pie, that's your problem! (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grave digger: Oh, dang blast it, isn't anyone in the daggabbing cemetery dead!? (Mother Simpson)
 * Hans Moleman: (Opening the lid of his coffin) I didn’t want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it… (His coffin is slowly lowered into the ground) (Mother Simpson)
 * Helen Lovejoy: Think of the children! (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Helen: "Will someone please think of the children?" (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Hitchhiker: Well, I didn't think I was rehabilitated, but I guess they needed the extra bed. (Bart on the Road)
 * Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.  (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: (dejected) 'Cause they won't hire an assistant. (Bart on the Road)
 * Homer: (very calm) Yes...that's a real pickle. Would you excuse me for a moment? (puts on a radiation suit helmet and screams profanities until the mask fogs up) All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home...then I will murder him. (Bart on the Road)
 * Homer: (interrupts out of nowhere) Seven! (Mother Simpson)
 * Homer: (trying to think) Rhetorical, eh? Eight! (Mother Simpson)
 * Homer: Bart! Go to your room. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: Because I'm trying to reduce my boredom. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: Correct. Now, we all know the thirteen strips are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely forty-seven stars? (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: D'oh! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: Do I know what “rhetorical” means? (Mother Simpson)
 * Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong bush! Heh, heh, heh, heh! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: It's your sons, George Bush Jr. and Jeb Bush, come outside Dad. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: Nerr, look at thoose phonies, sucking up to Bush. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: No, no, and no! I guess we have to start all over with the electrical college. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: OK, Son: give him the glue! [Bart squeezes some glue onto Bush's hair while Homer stuffs a multicolored afro on top, they run off, laughing. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: Oh, I wanted to write 'Disco Stud', but I ran out of room. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: Okay, let's give it up for the new guy! Now, let's all turn around and pay attention to me again! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: Uh huh, uh huh. Um, could you repeat the part where you said the stuff about, the things?...... The things? (Homer the Smithers)
 * Homer: Uh, partial credit. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: Uh-huh. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: Well anyway, I'm still outraged! (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then continues in a serious manner) So, to answer your question, I don't know. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Homer: [knocking at door with fake cardboard cutouts] Yoo hoo! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Jasper (oblivious): Was that me or was that you? (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Krusty: (Upon seeing the porno) Hey hey! This is my kinda meeting! (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: Do you even know what “rhetorical” means? (Mother Simpson)
 * Lisa: I signed numerous petitions to shut down that plant. (Bart on the Road)
 * Lisa: It's just a stupid rock. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Lisa: No, Dad, it’s a rhetorical question. (Mother Simpson)
 * Lisa: Not in any of the ones you know of. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Lisa: That's the homeowner tax. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Lisa: Why are there so many burnt-out ones? (Bart on the Road)
 * Lisa: With the spare change in my piggy bank. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Marge: Sorry, force of habit. Lisa!!! No!!! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Marge: (wearily) Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Marge: Get out of here, you ghouls! (Mother Simpson)
 * Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what you said. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Marge: Well, there you go. (Bart on the Road)
 * Marge: Why don't you read something? (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Martin: "Dickety"? Highly dubious. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Martin: Uh... No we don't, I must've spent our last 10 dollars on this Al Gore doll. (Bart on the Road)
 * Mayor Quimby: Very well. I promise swift and decisive action against these hibernating hucksters! (Everyone leaves, reassured, while Quimby helps himself to the pic-in-ic basket) (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Mayor Quimby: Well then we have no option, bring in the esteemed representatives of television. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Milhouse: Okay. [checks his watch] (Bart the Fink)
 * Milhouse: Hey Bart, can we pick up that hitchhiker? (Bart on the Road)
 * Milhouse: Bart did it! That Bart right there! (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Milhouse: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? (Bart on the Road)
 * Moe: Nah. Too many bad memories. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Mona: I thought you were dead! (Mother Simpson)
 * Ned Flanders: Who, Maude and me?! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Nelson: Ha Ha..ah ha, wow. I didn't think he was going to do "Moon River", but then...bam! second encore! (Bart on the Road)
 * Nurse: [loads shotgun and shoots] Our residents!... [shoots] are trying!... [shoots] to nap! [shoots] (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Patty: It came with the burial plot, but that's not important: the important thing is, Homer's dead. (Mother Simpson)
 * Patty: Some days we don't let the line move at all. (Bart on the Road)
 * Ralph: I don't know. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Second Announcer: That's right Dick. You know, this year everyone's abuzz about one thing. The absence of Mark Rodkin. (looking to his left) Oh wait, there he is. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Selma: We call those "weekdays". (Bart on the Road)
 * Selma: We've been saving for this since your wedding day. (Mother Simpson)
 * Smithers: I’m sorry, sir. I must have taped over that. (Mother Simpson)
 * Squeaky-voiced SP: I have three medals for this! (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Taxi Driver: Yeah! I seen her! That is to say, I saw her. (Mother Simpson)
 * Technician: ...so I su—, (distressed) oh, my God! Oh, my Lord! Springfield Nuclear, you're operating without a T-437! (Bart on the Road)
 * Technician: But Springfield Nuclear, my computer shows that your T-437 Safety Command Console is fully operational. (Bart on the Road)
 * Troy: You bet! From now on she's smoking for two! (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Squeaky-Voiced Teen (over speaker): Uh, we don't have stew. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * (Bart hisses, flashes cat pupils, and runs into a cloud of steam, disappearing into the night) (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * (Burns puts a cassette in the tank’s player and it begins playing “Walkürenritt.” About five seconds in, it abruptly changes to “Waterloo” by ABBA) (Mother Simpson)
 * (Homer begins honking his horn) (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * (Homer pours his Buzz Cola all over the console, shorting it out.) (Bart on the Road)
 * (Santa's Little Helper gets up and runs after them.) (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * (both laugh) (Bart on the Road)
 * (just before he fires, a tennis ball flies in, throwing off his aim. The bullet then just spins the Führer's hat around, shocking the German troops) (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * (the station wagon turns around and drives away on the wrong side of the road) (Bart on the Road)
 * Tom Baker, Steve Urkel, Kent Brockman, Bumblebee Man and Krusty come in. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * [raven outside crows menacingly] (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * (Rod and Todd cheer) (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Now, are there any questions? (everyone puts their hand up) -- keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair.  (Two Bad Neighbors)
 *  "Scientician" : [looks up from microscope] Uh… (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Abe: (referring to Joe Namath) Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl!  Now, Johnny Unitas, there’s a haircut you can set your watch to! (Mother Simpson)
 * Abe: A little from column A, a little from column B. (Mother Simpson)
 * Abe: All right, I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Goo goo. I miss my fly-fly dada. (Mother Simpson)
 * Abe: Ha! Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler! (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Abe: It was either that, or tell him his mother was a wanted criminal! You were a rotten wife, and I’ll never, ever forgive you! (beat) Can we have sex?  Please? (Mother Simpson)
 * Abe: Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me! (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Abe: Well, I tried. What’s for supper? (Mother Simpson)
 * Agent Ray: Excuse me, sir; where are you going? (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Agent Ray: Okay, is he expecting you? (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Animatronic Baby Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Animatronic Mama Bear: [electronically muffled] Somebody's been sleeping in my bed! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Animatronic Papa Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Animatronic Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Animatronic Wolf: Come out, come out, or I'll bloooow your house in. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Announcer: "At Moe's, we serve good old-fashioned home cooking deep fried to perfection." (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Another prisoner: Uh, he ran off. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Apu: No, I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Apu: Whatever, whatever. It had a good rhythm. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Apu: Yes, indeed I do think that. But, I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them.  You know you can influence people without badgering them always. It's like Paul's song, Live and Let Live. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schism between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists, there were economic factors, both domestic and inter-- (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Apu: Executive, Legislative and...Judicial. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Apu: Slavery it is, sir. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Barbara Bush: George, it's time to get dressed (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Baron: (pulls up in his roadster with techno track playing) Hey, fun boys, get a room! (peels out) (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Bart (seeing the Wright Brothers plane): Look at that hunk of junk. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Bart: [crestfallen] It's gone. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Bart: [sarcastically] He blows, all right. He blows big time. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Bart: What a load of crappy crap crap. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Bart: You don't win friends with salad! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Bart: "Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure? I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Bart: "On a treasure hunt." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Bart: (to the squeaky-voiced Security Police Senior Airman) Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun! (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Bart: [nonchalant] Where my soul will be chopped into confetti, strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Bart: I won't get embarrassed; I don't care who knows I love my Grampa. both hug (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Bart: Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul.  It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Bart: Well we've still got a car and a wad of cash! (Bart on the Road)
 * Bart: What's that extra B for? [in the Latin American dubbed version Bart says "What's that extra O for?"] (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Bart: What? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Bart: You bought my soul back? (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Bart: You never were, Grampa. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Burns (after the tontine is explained): Now, remember. You can't all sign with an "X". (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Burns (in a tank): I’ve been waiting twenty-five years for this moment. (Mother Simpson)
 * Burns: (unseen, but Homer is brushing his teeth) Scrub harder! Gotta get that layer of dead skin off! (Homer shudders) (Homer the Smithers)
 * Burns: (angry groan) That's exactly the point! Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself? (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Burns: Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food! Here, tell me how my stocks did yesterday. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Burns: I believe I'll get up. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Burns: I'll have my lunch now; a single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast and a dodo egg. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Burns: No! I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm? (Homer the Smithers)
 * Burns: Stay back Homer, approach no further, coffee's already made. I stomped the beans myself. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Burns: What about my options? (Homer the Smithers)
 * Burns: (while driving and wrecking everything in his path) Beep! Beep! Out of my way! I'm a motorist! (Homer the Smithers)
 * Captain McCallister: Not a quarter! Yar, he'll be dancing for hours. (Bart the Fink)
 * Carl: Oh no! He’s going over the falls! (Mother Simpson)
 * Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off! (Mother Simpson)
 * Carl: Oh no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs! (Mother Simpson)
 * Carl: Oh no! They’re biting him… and stealing his pants! (Mother Simpson)
 * Cayman Islands guy: [on phone] I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account! [hangs up] Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer! Oh, crap.  I shouldn't have said it was a secret! Oh, crap!  I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! [sighs] It's too hot today. (Bart the Fink)
 * Chief Wiggum: (arresting the bear, and Barney the drunk) Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear.  And one count of being an accessory to being a bear. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Chief Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces? (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Chief Wiggum: That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. B. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Col. Hapablap: We've searched this base from top to bottom and found nothing but porno, porno, porno! (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap: What a day for an airshow! Not a cloud in the sky! Sideshow Bob: Except perhaps...a mushroom cloud. (Bob laughs manically as he carries away a 10 Megaton nuclear weapon in a wheelbarrow, but his laugh becomes less manic after the bomb almost falls out) (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Computer reports: 714 matches found (Homer the Smithers)
 * Computer searches, then reports: 714 matches found (Homer the Smithers)
 * Doris: [picks up a hot dog in a bun, shakes the weiner out, and slaps the bun down on Lisa's tray] Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Dr. Hibbert: I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?  (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Film narrator: "1796.  A fiercely determined band of pioneers leaves Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible. Their destination:  New Sodom. This is their story." (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Friday: Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile? (Mother Simpson)
 * Friday: Chief, you’re talking into your wallet. (Mother Simpson)
 * Friday: Freeze. FBI. The jig is up. (Mother Simpson)
 * Friday: That’s “Homer J. Simpson,” Chief. You’re reading it upside down. (Mother Simpson)
 * George H.W. Bush: (notices Homer and Bart walking to his house through the sewer) If he thinks George Bush won't go in to the sewer, he doesn't know George Bush! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * George H.W. Bush: Hi everyone. I'm George Bush. (everyone stares) Uh, former President George Bush? (everyone begins cheering) (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * George H.W. Bush: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * George: (at the Elks Club later) And that's why I will continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Grampa: [peeking from Baby's bed] I'm sorry, but it was 150 degrees in the car! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Grampa: "I'll bring it back." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: "It's a secret." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: "No." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: "Only if you're ready to stare danger in the face, put your manhood to the ultimate test, and take..." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: (annoyed) Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Grampa: (his pants drop) How long was that? (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: Are we there yet? (Lisa the Vegetarian, Lisa the Vegetarian, Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Grampa: I'm not gonna kill ya. That'd be cowardly. Monty Burns cowardly. I just wanna watch you squirm... (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles... (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: Over my dead body, it will! (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: There is one thing we don't stand for in the U.S. Army and that's trying to kill your commanding officer! You're out of my unit! You're out of the tontine! And that means the paintings are mine! Private, you are dismissed! (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook... (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Grampa: When I was a pup we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Grampa: Where are we going? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Grandpa (in a porta-loo): This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awful mess down there. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Hitchhiker: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? (Bart on the Road)
 * Hollis Hurlbut (to eight-year-old Lisa): "You're banned from this Historical Society!  You and your children and your children's children!  ...For three months." (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Homer (driving like mad into Krusty Burger): Oh, I only have one more minute before they stop serving those breakfast balls! D'oh! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer (to Hollis Hurlburt): Hello. Town crier, got a couple of questions for you. One: where's the fife? Two: give me the fife. (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Homer and President Ford: (they trip at his driveway) D'oh! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: (after Prop 24 passes) When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: (chanting) "Down with taxes! Down with taxes!" (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: (pointing to the US flag) Please identify this object. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: [chuckles] Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. (snaps) Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. ... Well, goodnight. (Bart the Fink)
 * Homer: Don't worry boy, Krusty's in heaven with all the other celebrities: John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. (Sigh) I wish I were dead. (Bart the Fink)
 * Homer: Ham? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: I know. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: I'm sick of these constant bear attacks. It's like a freakin' country bear jambaroo around here! (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: Pork chops? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: Quiet, boy. I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down.  (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?  What about bacon? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: "Oh! Can I come?" (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Homer: "Pass." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Homer: "Second class?  What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelry, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and all those other senior perks?  Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Homer: "Where are you two going at this hour?" (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Homer: Mom, I’m sorry I never come to see you.  I’m just not a cemetery person.  “Here lies—Walt Whitman”?!  Aargh!  Damn you, Walt Whitman!  [kicking grave]  I!  Hate!  You!  Walt!  Freaking!  Whitman!  Leaves of Grass, my ass! (Mother Simpson)
 * Homer: (Looks around) Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: (looking at his records) “Wife, Margorie. Children, Bartholomew, Lisa”—Aha!  See?  This thing is all screwed up!  Who the heck is Margaret Simpson? (Mother Simpson)
 * Homer: (looking at the oh-so tiny print of the stock reports) Uh... they all won. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Homer: (mockingly) Uh, Your youngest daughter! (Mother Simpson)
 * Homer: (yawning and turning off the TV) Marge, I'm bored. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm! (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: But I think the dodo went extin--. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Homer: Don’t forget me! (Mother Simpson)
 * Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes away my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk--probably--now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: Hello, this is Springfield Nuclear. I'd like to place an order for a....T-437 Safety Command Console. (Bart on the Road)
 * Homer: Here are your messages. (reading answering machine messages) "You have thirty minutes to move your car", "You have ten minutes", "Your car has been impounded", "Your car has been crushed into a cube", "You have thirty minutes to move your cube". (phone rings and Homer answers) Yel-lo, Mr. Burns' office. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Homer: I know! I'll throw my own barbecue, the greatest barbecue this town has ever seen, and I'll only invite who I want. That'll show ya'! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: I thought you were dead! (Mother Simpson)
 * Homer: I'm going to punch George Bush in the face! (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: Let's give it up for Table Five!! (everyone is going to see Bush, except Chief Wiggum, who is playing "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees on a piano, but Disco Stu stops to dance and Homer sings to the tune of it) Ah, ah, ah, ah, Table Five! Ah, ah, ah, ah, Table Fiiiiiiiiiiiive! (Wiggum walks over to see Bush) (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?  (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: No. (Lisa the Vegetarian, Lisa the Vegetarian, Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: Oh my god, I got so swept up in the scapegoating and fun of Proposition 24 I never stopped to think it might affect somebody I might care about. (Pause) You know what Apu? I am really, really going to miss you. (Nails up an Uncle Sam sign that says "I Want You Out!" and walks away whistling) (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: Sure...d'oh! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: Thank you, honey. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: That's a typo. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: That's the plan! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Homer: This is a map of nuclear sites around the country. As a safety inspector, I'm responsible for changing most of these light bulbs. (Bart on the Road)
 * Homer: Uh, well, can I at least drive you home, Mr. Burns? It's 5:00. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work? (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: Uh-huh. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Homer: Well, you can either get up or go back to sleep. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Jebediah Springfield: "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man." (sic) (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Jimmy: [disturbed by what he saw on the "killing floor"] Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a Grade A moron to ever question eating meat. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Jimmy: You're...hurting...me! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * José Flanders: Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dias, señor. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Krusty (after his plane, the "I'm-on-a-rolla-Gay", is being sold): But I love that plane! I used to fly to Vegas in it with Dean Martin. One time we were flyin' in it, and the moon hit his eye like a big pizza pie! We wrote a song about it! But it ended up infringing on one he recorded years before. (Bart the Fink)
 * Krusty: (Having just lost everything) Everywhere I go I see teachers in Ferraris, research scientists drinking champagne. I tried to drink a coke on the bus, and they took away my pass! (Bart the Fink)
 * Legs: I thought you said Troy McClure was dead! (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks. (Mother Simpson)
 * Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch. (Mother Simpson)
 * Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.  (Mother Simpson)
 * Lisa: [drolly] Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: No, I can't! I can't eat any of them! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: No. (Lisa the Vegetarian, Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: Ohh, then you must think I'm a monster! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: You don't eat cheese, Apu? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: (gasps) You didn’t dumb it down! You said “rapport.” (Mother Simpson)
 * Lisa: (very fast) Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong! (Bart on the Road)
 * Lisa: [reading Homer's BBQ invitations] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB." (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around here, do you? (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Lisa: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away! (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet? (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Lisa: For five dollars, Milhouse could own you for a zillion years. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul." (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Lisa: It doesn't work. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Lisa: Its not fair, I'm the best student in school, how come I've never heard of this competition?! (Bart on the Road)
 * Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Lisa: We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa, it's an amusement park for ba-bies! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Lisa: Why does it talk like a lamb? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Little girl: "My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!" (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Little girl: "Unky Moe?" (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Charmed. [nudged by Ned] Uh, a-googly-doogly. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Marge (going to bed with Homer, but the phone rings): Hello? Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong before. Good-night. (hangs up, but the phone rings again) Hello? Tennessee State Police! No, my son's car was not crushed in Knoxville. I don't where to begin saying what's wrong with that. (phone rings again after Homer turns off the light) Hello? No! Bart is not available to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam! (Homer stifles his laughter) Homer, are you laughing at me? (Bart on the Road)
 * Marge: [to Maggie] This is where the wolf blows down the pigs house. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Marge: That's it, honey, get into the spirit! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Marge: Well, things were bad everywhere. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Marge: (reading back of Homer's old jacket) Who's Disco Stu? (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Marge: (After Lisa drives by on a lawnmower) Bart!!! No!!! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Marge: A tombstone?! (Mother Simpson)
 * Marge: Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with dad. You've been interested in nuclear power for years.  (Bart on the Road)
 * Maude: (gasps) "Oh, let's go, dear!" (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Maude: Oh, Marge... it was horrible! We were trapped in the house all afternoon... and, well... we had to drink toilet water!  [sobs] (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Milhouse: A million dollars? Gee, thanks Bart, I owe you one.  (Bart the Fink)
 * Milhouse: [clearly nervous] Where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Milhouse: Every religion says you have a soul, Bart. Why would they lie? What would they have to gain? (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Milhouse: I traded your soul for Alf pogs. Remember Alf? He's back. In pog form. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Miss Hoover: No, Ralph, there aren't any more. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Miss Hoover: "This is nothing but dead white male-bashing from a PC thug.  It's women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband." (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Moe Szyslak: (immediately accepting Mayor Quimby's scapegoating of the Immigrants) Immigants! I knew it was them!  Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Moe: "If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag." (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Moe: "Now that's Moe like it! So bring the whole family. Mom, Dad, kids -- er, no old people. They're not covered by our insurance. It's fun! And remember our guarantee: if I'm not smiling when your check comes, your meal's on me. Uncle Moe's!" (forces a smile into the camera) (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Moe: (feigning sympathy, growing angry) "Oh, your 'teef' hurt, huh? Your 'teef' hurt?! (finally loses his temper) "Well, that's too freaking bad! You hear me?! I'll tell you where you can put your freakin' 'sodie' too!!" (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Moe: (growing unnerved but trying to keep his composure) "Whaaat … is it, sweetheart?" (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Moe: (realizing what he's done, begging) "Aw, come on, folks. Wait, please come back! Please, I got a new offer: whenever Uncle Moe threatens you, you get a free steak … fish." (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Moe: And these ones are smarter than the av-er-age bear. They swiped my pic-in-ic basket! (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Moe: Yeah, come on. Take it all. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Mona: (disgusted) Oh, Abe. (Mother Simpson)
 * Mona: (singing “Blowin’ in the Wind” with Lisa) How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man…? (Mother Simpson)
 * Mona: Don’t worry, Homer. You’ll always be a part of me. (hits her head on the doorframe) D’oh! (Mother Simpson)
 * Mona: You didn’t have to tell Homer I was dead! (Mother Simpson)
 * Mona: You know, Lisa, I feel like I have an instant rapport with you. (Mother Simpson)
 * Mr. Burns (defending the assassination attempt): "I tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson, but you had to be Little Johnny Live-a-lot." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Mr. Burns: "Oh, you're a good boy, but the child labor people have been watching me like a hawk. (pushes Bart off his mechanical platform) Well, I'm off to get paintings. As they say, 'time is Monet.' As you were, Sarge! (laughs sinisterly and accidentally presses a button, sending him crashing through a wall) Oh, terribly sorry. Back to sleep, little girl."  (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Mr. Burns: (enthusiastically) Yes sir! Is this to your liking?(Begins to squirm pathetically) (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Mr. Burns: Nooo, I'd still prefer not. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Mr. Burns: There, Simpson; seven gone. As soon as you're in your pressboard coffin, I'll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Mrs. Burns: (answering phone) Whot? (Homer the Smithers)
 * Mrs. Burns: That improvident lackwit? Always too busy stridin' about his atom mill to call his own mother. I'll give him what-fors 'till he cries brassafrax! (Homer the Smithers)
 * Ned Flanders: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Ned Flanders: Can I come? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Ned Flanders: Ha ha. Terrific. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Ned: (appalled) "Well, I expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!" (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Ned: "Hoo-hoo, sounds spine-tingling-dingling! Just promise you'll have a good time.  Maude, boys, come on up! We're gonna have a little camp out in the dinghy!" (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Ned: "Know anything about water safety?" (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Ned: "What do you need it for?" (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Ned: "You ever operated a powerboat?" (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Nelson (after the car is destroyed): This wouldn't have happened if we'd just gone to Macon, Georgia! (everyone stares at him) I'm just sayin', is all. (Bart on the Road)
 * Nelson: (after exiting a movie theater showing Naked Lunch): I can think of at least two things wrong with that title. (Bart on the Road)
 * Nelson: Bart, can we weigh the car at that weighing station? (Bart on the Road)
 * Normal-looking prisoner: [cheerily] I'm right here, Chief! (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Nurse: Okay, we'll do something about that right away. Let's start by doubling your medication. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Parker: The brand-new multimillion dollar musical. And you are starring... as the human. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes? (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Paul McCartney: Actually, it was Live and Let Die. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Paul McCartney: Evila m'I yaw eht yb dna ho. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Proctor: All right, here's your last question. What was the cause of the Civil War? (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Proctor: Wait, wait... just say slavery. (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Ralph Wiggum: [continuing the repeating] Where fiery demons will punch me in the back. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Ralph: Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Ralph: Uh, hi Bart. I know you from school. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Ralph: Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth then I ate it, can I have a new one? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Rev. Lovejoy: I don't hear any scrubbing! (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Rev. Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me. If I withhold the truth may I go straight to hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola. (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Selma: (On marrying Apu so he can stay in America) I'd rather eat poison. I'm already Selma Bouvier/Terwilliger/Hutz/McClure/Stu. Don't you think my name's long enough already without Nahumapesa... what's-it's-called slapped on the end of it!? (Much Apu About Nothing)
 * Selma: Having a child? That's a big step. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Selma: Is this a sham marriage? (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Sideshow Bob (having appeared on television in order to threaten the town to abolish television): By the way, I am aware of the irony of appearing on television in order to decry it. So don't bother pointing that out. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Sideshow Bob: Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis, Bart Simpson. And his sister Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Singers: "Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun. It's good, good, good, good, good good-good!" (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated.  Willie!  Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.  (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Smithers: Your new duties will include: answering Mr. Burns' phone, preparing his tax return, moistening his eyeballs, assisting with his chewing and swallowing, lying to Congress, and some light typing. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Smithers: 714 names? Better be more specific. (keeps typing) "Lazy", "clumsy", "dim-witted", "monstrously ugly". (Homer the Smithers)
 * Smithers: Hello, Mrs. Burns? This is Waylon Smithers. I have your son Montgomery on the line. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Smithers: I've got to find a replacement that won't outshine me. Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word (types) "Incompetent". (Homer the Smithers)
 * Smithers: Oh, nuts to this, I'll just go get Homer Simpson. (Homer the Smithers)
 * Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir? (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Soldier: (After he runs over the Wright Plane with a tank) Whoah...sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force. (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * TV Announcer: (talking about a sand castle competition) Bikini Girls! Dune Buggies! Dardevil surfers! (each event slowly interesting Homer, who is lounging on his couch) Ordinarily this beach would be swarming with them, but not today, ho-ho-no, they've all been cleared out to make way for painstaking sand preparation. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Taxi Driver: Yeah, I might’ve seen her, it’s hard to tell from this old picture, ya know? (Mother Simpson)
 * Todd: "Ow, my freaking ears!" (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * Troy: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he would eat you and everyone you cared about! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Troy: No, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain." Just ask this scientician. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Troy: You sure were, Jimmy. You sure were. [begins rubbing Jimmy's head] (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby! (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo? (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him! (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet? (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean! Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: Smellin' of Troy. (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses! It'd be a crime against nature! (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Vidal: There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess. [bursts into Retirement Castle with a machine gun and shoots away. He blows everything to bits but Abe and Jasper.] (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? (A Fish Called Selma)
 * Wiggum: Cancel that APB. Oh, but bring back some of them, uh, gyros(pronouncing it “jy-roes”). (Mother Simpson)
 * Wiggum: Oh, great. Well...if anyone asks, I beat him to death, okay? (Leaves the place) (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Wiggum: Oh. Then where's Sideshow Bob? (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)
 * Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown. (Mother Simpson)
 * Willie: [angrily] I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Worm: I though you loved me! Looooved me! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Chief Wiggum (using Jebediah Springfield's skull as a hand puppet): "There is no silver tongue.  Is there, Bonesy?" (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Chief Wiggum: OK, folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, shows... Oh, my God! A horrible plane crash! Hey, everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! Don't be shy, crowd around! (Bart the Fink)
 * Disco Stu: (After being told to buy Homer's jacket with 'Disco Stu' on it): Disco Stu doesn't advertise. (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Edna Krabappel: "Embiggens?  Humph, I've never heard that word before I moved to Springfield." (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Edna Krabappel: Well, Bart, maybe your grandfather should come up and give someone else a chance to interrupt. (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Miss Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word." (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Ghost of George Washington: "We had quitters in the Revolution too.  We called them 'Kentuckians.'" (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Homer: "You su-diddly-uck, Flanders!" (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Lisa Simpson: "...Santa...?" (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Lisa (upon hearing fellow classmate might be president): "No, not Janey! She'll pack the Supreme Court with boys!" (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Doris: Possibly the meatloaf. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Mayor Quimby: "Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" (Lisa the Iconoclast)
 * Gorbachev: (to his chauffeur in Russian, approximate translation)Well, we know who the boss is here! (i.e. "Bar", the implication being that George is "pussy-whipped")) (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * Mr. Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Ned Flanders: "Well, howdy-doodily, stranger! Couldn't help but notice you're stealing my boat." (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * Ned Flanders: [at his barbecue] I've got family here from all over the world. This is José Flanders. (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Ralph Wiggum: When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * Bureaucrat: Uh, your youngest daughter. (Mother Simpson)
 * (Abe runs out of the room to the nurse's counter) (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * (Abe's sniper rifle sight shows Adolf Hitler inspecting a line of German soldiers. He positions the crosshairs on Hitler's head and prepares to change the course of history) (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * (At the Springfield Hall of Records) (Mother Simpson)
 * (Bart's car drives past a station wagon with a family that has three rowdy kids; the father is really angry) (Bart on the Road)
 * (Lenny and Carl narrate dummy Homer’s fall down the cliff). (Mother Simpson)
 * (Reverend Lovejoy, Lenny, Dr. Hibbert and a dog jog along with George Bush past Homer who is lying in his hammock.) (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * (at the DMV) (Bart on the Road)
 * (in the car:) (Bart on the Road)
 * (later...) (Homer the Smithers)
 * (the episode begins with the family is sitting in the car) (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * (while gushing at an Andy Williams concert) (Bart on the Road)
 * [Bart and Homer chase Lisa until she pushes the pig grill off the top of a slope. The pig passes through a hedge.] (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * [Doris hits the "independent thought alarm"] (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * [Dramatic zoom onto a cow.] (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * [It gets caught in a dam spillway, and when the pressure builds, it shoots into the sky.] (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * [Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water.] (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * [Sequence of "nature" footage shows a lion attacking a gazelle, an eagle carrying off a sheep, a dog catching a Frisbee, and a gorilla reaching for some bananas, until a shark eats him.] (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * [They start laughing, but the grilled pig suddenly passes by flying.] (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * [Vidal comes in, shoots everywhere] (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish")
 * (Camera pans to Rev. Lovejoy, who's counting the contents of many very full collection plates) (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * (everyone claps) (Two Bad Neighbors)
 * (A tray covered with food, utensils, etc., is submerged into a deep-fat fryer. Moe takes the tray to a couple, where they eat the items and give their approval.) (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * (Moe is alone in his restaurant) (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * (patrons quickly leave restaurant) (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * (restaurant patrons gasp; Maude covers Todd's ears) (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * ===Moe's Television Commercial=== (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * ===The end=== (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * ==Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag== (Bart Sells His Soul)
 * It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good! (Lisa the Vegetarian)
 * (Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming)

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A Fish Called Selma

 * Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
 * Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then continues in a serious manner) So, to answer your question, I don't know.
 * Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
 * Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes?
 * Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?
 * Parker: The brand-new multimillion dollar musical. And you are starring... as the human.
 * Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby!
 * Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
 * Selma: Is this a sham marriage?
 * Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?
 * Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?
 * Troy: You bet! From now on she's smoking for two!
 * Legs: I thought you said Troy McClure was dead!
 * Fat Tony: No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes."
 * Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses! It'd be a crime against nature!
 * Selma: Having a child? That's a big step.
 * Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean! Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: Smellin' of Troy.

Bart Sells His Soul

 * Moe: Yeah, come on. Take it all.
 * Barney: Ya know Moe, you might wanna keep the fire extinguishers.
 * Moe: Nah. Too many bad memories.
 * Milhouse: Every religion says you have a soul, Bart. Why would they lie? What would they have to gain?
 * (Camera pans to Rev. Lovejoy, who's counting the contents of many very full collection plates)
 * Rev. Lovejoy: I don't hear any scrubbing!
 * Bart: Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul.  It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
 * Milhouse: I traded your soul for Alf pogs. Remember Alf? He's back. In pog form.
 * Ralph: Uh, hi Bart. I know you from school.
 * Bart: Ralph, how'd you like to make a dollar?
 * Ralph: I don't know.
 * Bart: It's easy. All you have to do is sign a piece of paper that says I can have your soul. (sinister) I need a soul, Ralph! Any soul! YOURS! (begins advancing toward a terrified Ralph)
 * Chief Wiggum: Hey, what's going on in there?!
 * (Bart hisses, flashes cat pupils, and runs into a cloud of steam, disappearing into the night)
 * Lisa: For five dollars, Milhouse could own you for a zillion years.
 * Bart: If you think he got such a great deal, I'll sell you my conscience for four-fifty. (Lisa walks away) I'll throw in my sense of decency too! It's the Bart Sales Event. Everything about me must go!
 * Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul."
 * Bart: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
 * Rev. Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me. If I withhold the truth may I go straight to hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola.
 * Ralph Wiggum: [continuing the repeating] Where fiery demons will punch me in the back.
 * Bart: [nonchalant] Where my soul will be chopped into confetti, strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers.
 * Milhouse: [clearly nervous] Where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
 * [raven outside crows menacingly]
 * Milhouse: Bart did it! That Bart right there!
 * Bart: You bought my soul back?
 * Lisa: With the spare change in my piggy bank.
 * Bart: You don't have any spare change in your piggy bank.
 * Lisa: Not in any of the ones you know of.
 * ==Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag==
 * ===Moe's Television Commercial===
 * Moe: "If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag."
 * Announcer: "At Moe's, we serve good old-fashioned home cooking deep fried to perfection."
 * (A tray covered with food, utensils, etc., is submerged into a deep-fat fryer. Moe takes the tray to a couple, where they eat the items and give their approval.)
 * Moe: "Now that's Moe like it! So bring the whole family. Mom, Dad, kids -- er, no old people. They're not covered by our insurance. It's fun! And remember our guarantee: if I'm not smiling when your check comes, your meal's on me. Uncle Moe's!" (forces a smile into the camera)
 * Singers: "Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun. It's good, good, good, good, good good-good!"
 * ===The end===
 * Little girl: "Unky Moe?"
 * Moe: (growing unnerved but trying to keep his composure) "Whaaat … is it, sweetheart?"
 * Little girl: "My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!"
 * Moe: (feigning sympathy, growing angry) "Oh, your 'teef' hurt, huh? Your 'teef' hurt?! (finally loses his temper) "Well, that's too freaking bad! You hear me?! I'll tell you where you can put your freakin' 'sodie' too!!"
 * (restaurant patrons gasp; Maude covers Todd's ears)
 * Todd: "Ow, my freaking ears!"
 * Maude: (gasps) "Oh, let's go, dear!"
 * Ned: (appalled) "Well, I expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!"
 * (patrons quickly leave restaurant)
 * Moe: (realizing what he's done, begging) "Aw, come on, folks. Wait, please come back! Please, I got a new offer: whenever Uncle Moe threatens you, you get a free steak … fish."
 * (Moe is alone in his restaurant)

Bart on the Road

 * Lisa: (very fast) Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!
 * Homer: (very calm) Yes...that's a real pickle. Would you excuse me for a moment? (puts on a radiation suit helmet and screams profanities until the mask fogs up) All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home...then I will murder him.
 * Marge: Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with dad. You've been interested in nuclear power for years.
 * Lisa: I signed numerous petitions to shut down that plant.
 * Marge: Well, there you go.
 * Homer: This is a map of nuclear sites around the country. As a safety inspector, I'm responsible for changing most of these light bulbs.
 * Lisa: Why are there so many burnt-out ones?
 * Homer: (dejected) 'Cause they won't hire an assistant.
 * (at the DMV)
 * Patty: Some days we don't let the line move at all.
 * Selma: We call those "weekdays".
 * (both laugh)
 * Nelson: (after exiting a movie theater showing Naked Lunch): I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
 * (while gushing at an Andy Williams concert)
 * Nelson: Ha Ha..ah ha, wow. I didn't think he was going to do "Moon River", but then...bam! second encore!
 * (Bart's car drives past a station wagon with a family that has three rowdy kids; the father is really angry)
 * Father: (screaming) If you kids can't keep your hands to yourselves, I'm gonna turn this car around, and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody! (Nelson reaches out from the window of Bart's car and slaps the man's back.) That's it! Back to Winnipeg!
 * (the station wagon turns around and drives away on the wrong side of the road)
 * (in the car:)
 * Milhouse: Bart, can we stop for ice cream?
 * Bart: (flatly) Yes.
 * Nelson: Bart, can we weigh the car at that weighing station?
 * Bart: (flatly) Yes.
 * Milhouse: Hey Bart, can we pick up that hitchhiker?
 * Bart: (flatly) I don't see why not.
 * Hitchhiker: Bart, can we stop for ice cream?
 * Bart: (flatly) Yes.
 * Hitchhiker: Well, I didn't think I was rehabilitated, but I guess they needed the extra bed.
 * Nelson (after the car is destroyed): This wouldn't have happened if we'd just gone to Macon, Georgia! (everyone stares at him) I'm just sayin', is all.
 * Marge (going to bed with Homer, but the phone rings): Hello? Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong before. Good-night. (hangs up, but the phone rings again) Hello? Tennessee State Police! No, my son's car was not crushed in Knoxville. I don't where to begin saying what's wrong with that. (phone rings again after Homer turns off the light) Hello? No! Bart is not available to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam! (Homer stifles his laughter) Homer, are you laughing at me?
 * Bart: Well we've still got a car and a wad of cash!
 * Martin: Uh... No we don't, I must've spent our last 10 dollars on this Al Gore doll.
 * Al Gore Doll: You are hearing me talk.
 * Lisa: Its not fair, I'm the best student in school, how come I've never heard of this competition?!
 * Bart: Maybe because you are as we say in latin, a "dorkus malorkus".
 * Homer: Hello, this is Springfield Nuclear. I'd like to place an order for a....T-437 Safety Command Console.
 * Technician: But Springfield Nuclear, my computer shows that your T-437 Safety Command Console is fully operational.
 * (Homer pours his Buzz Cola all over the console, shorting it out.)
 * Technician: ...so I su—, (distressed) oh, my God! Oh, my Lord! Springfield Nuclear, you're operating without a T-437!

Bart the Fink

 * Milhouse: A million dollars? Gee, thanks Bart, I owe you one.
 * Bart: Now remember that's a postdated check. Don't cash it 'til the year 10,000.
 * Milhouse: Okay. [checks his watch]
 * Cayman Islands guy: [on phone] I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account! [hangs up] Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer! Oh, crap.  I shouldn't have said it was a secret! Oh, crap!  I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! [sighs] It's too hot today.
 * Chief Wiggum: OK, folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, shows... Oh, my God! A horrible plane crash! Hey, everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! Don't be shy, crowd around!
 * Homer: Don't worry boy, Krusty's in heaven with all the other celebrities: John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. (Sigh) I wish I were dead.
 * Captain McCallister: Not a quarter! Yar, he'll be dancing for hours.
 * Krusty (after his plane, the "I'm-on-a-rolla-Gay", is being sold): But I love that plane! I used to fly to Vegas in it with Dean Martin. One time we were flyin' in it, and the moon hit his eye like a big pizza pie! We wrote a song about it! But it ended up infringing on one he recorded years before.
 * Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. (snaps) Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. ... Well, goodnight.
 * Krusty: (Having just lost everything) Everywhere I go I see teachers in Ferraris, research scientists drinking champagne. I tried to drink a coke on the bus, and they took away my pass!

Homer the Smithers

 * Burns: (while driving and wrecking everything in his path) Beep! Beep! Out of my way! I'm a motorist!
 * Chief Wiggum: That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. B.
 * Burns: I'll have my lunch now; a single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast and a dodo egg.
 * Homer: But I think the dodo went extin--.
 * Burns: Get going! And answer those phones, install a computer system and rotate my office so the window faces the hills!
 * Homer: Uh huh, uh huh. Um, could you repeat the part where you said the stuff about, the things?...... The things?
 * Homer: Here are your messages. (reading answering machine messages) "You have thirty minutes to move your car", "You have ten minutes", "Your car has been impounded", "Your car has been crushed into a cube", "You have thirty minutes to move your cube". (phone rings and Homer answers) Yel-lo, Mr. Burns' office.
 * Burns: Is it about my cube?
 * Mrs. Burns: (answering phone) Whot?
 * Smithers: Hello, Mrs. Burns? This is Waylon Smithers. I have your son Montgomery on the line.
 * Mrs. Burns: That improvident lackwit? Always too busy stridin' about his atom mill to call his own mother. I'll give him what-fors 'till he cries brassafrax!
 * Smithers: I've got to find a replacement that won't outshine me. Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word (types) "Incompetent".
 * Computer reports: 714 matches found
 * Smithers: 714 names? Better be more specific. (keeps typing) "Lazy", "clumsy", "dim-witted", "monstrously ugly".
 * Computer searches, then reports: 714 matches found
 * Smithers: Oh, nuts to this, I'll just go get Homer Simpson.
 * Burns: Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food! Here, tell me how my stocks did yesterday.
 * Homer: (looking at the oh-so tiny print of the stock reports) Uh... they all won.
 * Burns: What about my options?
 * Homer: Well, you can either get up or go back to sleep.
 * Burns: I believe I'll get up.
 * (later...)
 * Burns: (unseen, but Homer is brushing his teeth) Scrub harder! Gotta get that layer of dead skin off! (Homer shudders)
 * Smithers: Your new duties will include: answering Mr. Burns' phone, preparing his tax return, moistening his eyeballs, assisting with his chewing and swallowing, lying to Congress, and some light typing.
 * Burns: Stay back Homer, approach no further, coffee's already made. I stomped the beans myself.
 * Homer: Uh, well, can I at least drive you home, Mr. Burns? It's 5:00.
 * Burns: No! I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm?

Lisa the Iconoclast

 * Film narrator: "1796.  A fiercely determined band of pioneers leaves Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible. Their destination:  New Sodom. This is their story."
 * Jebediah Springfield: "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man." (sic)
 * Edna Krabappel: "Embiggens?  Humph, I've never heard that word before I moved to Springfield."
 * Miss Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word."
 * Hollis Hurlbut (to eight-year-old Lisa): "You're banned from this Historical Society!  You and your children and your children's children!  ...For three months."
 * Mayor Quimby: "Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?"
 * Miss Hoover: "This is nothing but dead white male-bashing from a PC thug.  It's women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband."
 * Chief Wiggum (using Jebediah Springfield's skull as a hand puppet): "There is no silver tongue.  Is there, Bonesy?"
 * Ghost of George Washington: "We had quitters in the Revolution too.  We called them 'Kentuckians.'"
 * Lisa (upon hearing fellow classmate might be president): "No, not Janey! She'll pack the Supreme Court with boys!"
 * Homer: "You su-diddly-uck, Flanders!"
 * Homer (to Hollis Hurlburt): Hello. Town crier, got a couple of questions for you. One: where's the fife? Two: give me the fife.

Lisa the Vegetarian

 * Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated.  Willie!  Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.
 * Willie: [angrily] I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!
 * Ned Flanders: [at his barbecue] I've got family here from all over the world. This is José Flanders.
 * José Flanders: Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dias, señor.
 * Ned Flanders: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
 * Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Charmed. [nudged by Ned] Uh, a-googly-doogly.
 * Ned Flanders: Ha ha. Terrific.
 * Homer: I know! I'll throw my own barbecue, the greatest barbecue this town has ever seen, and I'll only invite who I want. That'll show ya'!
 * Ned Flanders: Can I come?
 * Homer: Sure...d'oh!
 * Animatronic Wolf: Come out, come out, or I'll bloooow your house in.
 * Animatronic Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin.
 * Bart: What a load of crappy crap crap.
 * Homer: Quiet, boy. I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down.
 * Marge: [to Maggie] This is where the wolf blows down the pigs house.
 * Bart: [sarcastically] He blows, all right. He blows big time.
 * Marge: That's it, honey, get into the spirit!
 * Jimmy: [disturbed by what he saw on the "killing floor"] Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?
 * Troy: No, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain." Just ask this scientician.
 *  "Scientician" : [looks up from microscope] Uh…
 * Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive.
 * [Sequence of "nature" footage shows a lion attacking a gazelle, an eagle carrying off a sheep, a dog catching a Frisbee, and a gorilla reaching for some bananas, until a shark eats him.]
 * Troy: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he would eat you and everyone you cared about!
 * [Dramatic zoom onto a cow.]
 * Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a Grade A moron to ever question eating meat.
 * Troy: You sure were, Jimmy. You sure were. [begins rubbing Jimmy's head]
 * Jimmy: You're...hurting...me!
 * Ralph Wiggum: When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!
 * Lisa: No, I can't! I can't eat any of them!
 * Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?  What about bacon?
 * Lisa: No.
 * Homer: Ham?
 * Lisa: No.
 * Homer: Pork chops?
 * Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
 * Homer: [chuckles] Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
 * Ralph: Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth then I ate it, can I have a new one?
 * Miss Hoover: No, Ralph, there aren't any more. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning.
 * Ralph: Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
 * Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?
 * Doris: Possibly the meatloaf.
 * Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative.
 * Doris: [picks up a hot dog in a bun, shakes the weiner out, and slaps the bun down on Lisa's tray] Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness.
 * Lisa: [drolly] Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?
 * [Doris hits the "independent thought alarm"]
 * Bart: You don't win friends with salad!
 * [Bart and Homer chase Lisa until she pushes the pig grill off the top of a slope. The pig passes through a hedge.]
 * Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
 * [Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water.]
 * It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good!
 * [It gets caught in a dam spillway, and when the pressure builds, it shoots into the sky.]
 * It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!
 * Bart: [crestfallen] It's gone.
 * Homer: I know.
 * Mr. Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly!
 * [They start laughing, but the grilled pig suddenly passes by flying.]
 * Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
 * Mr. Burns: Nooo, I'd still prefer not.
 * Lisa: You don't eat cheese, Apu?
 * Apu: No, I don't eat any food that comes from an animal.
 * Lisa: Ohh, then you must think I'm a monster!
 * Apu: Yes, indeed I do think that. But, I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them.  You know you can influence people without badgering them always. It's like Paul's song, Live and Let Live.
 * Paul McCartney: Actually, it was Live and Let Die.
 * Apu: Whatever, whatever. It had a good rhythm.
 * Animatronic Papa Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!
 * Animatronic Mama Bear: [electronically muffled] Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!
 * Animatronic Baby Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!
 * Grampa: [peeking from Baby's bed] I'm sorry, but it was 150 degrees in the car!
 * Paul McCartney: Evila m'I yaw eht yb dna ho.
 * Lisa: [reading Homer's BBQ invitations] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
 * Bart: What's that extra B for? [in the Latin American dubbed version Bart says "What's that extra O for?"]
 * Homer: That's a typo.
 * Marge: (After Lisa drives by on a lawnmower) Bart!!! No!!!
 * Bart: What?
 * Marge: Sorry, force of habit. Lisa!!! No!!!
 * Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
 * Marge: (wearily) Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
 * Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
 * Bart: (to Homer) You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
 * Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
 * Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
 * Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
 * Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what you said.
 * Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
 * Bart: Uhhh, Dad. Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
 * Homer: Bart! Go to your room.
 * Worm: I though you loved me! Looooved me!
 * Lisa: Why does it talk like a lamb?
 * (the episode begins with the family is sitting in the car)
 * Grampa: Are we there yet?
 * Homer: No.
 * Grampa: Are we there yet?
 * Homer: No.
 * Grampa: Are we there yet?
 * Homer: No.
 * Grampa: Where are we going?
 * Lisa: We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa, it's an amusement park for ba-bies!
 * Grampa: (annoyed) Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack.
 * Homer: That's the plan!

Mother Simpson

 * Homer: Mom, I’m sorry I never come to see you.  I’m just not a cemetery person.  “Here lies—Walt Whitman”?!  Aargh!  Damn you, Walt Whitman!  [kicking grave]  I!  Hate!  You!  Walt!  Freaking!  Whitman!  Leaves of Grass, my ass!
 * (Lenny and Carl narrate dummy Homer’s fall down the cliff).
 * Carl: Oh no! He’s going over the falls!
 * Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
 * Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
 * Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks.
 * Carl: Oh no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs!
 * Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.
 * Carl: Oh no! They’re biting him… and stealing his pants!
 * Homer: I thought you were dead!
 * Mona: I thought you were dead!
 * Grave digger: Oh, dang blast it, isn't anyone in the daggabbing cemetery dead!?
 * Hans Moleman: (Opening the lid of his coffin) I didn’t want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it… (His coffin is slowly lowered into the ground)
 * (At the Springfield Hall of Records)
 * Homer: (looking at his records) “Wife, Margorie. Children, Bartholomew, Lisa”—Aha!  See?  This thing is all screwed up!  Who the heck is Margaret Simpson?
 * Bureaucrat: Uh, your youngest daughter.
 * Homer: (mockingly) Uh, Your youngest daughter!
 * Mona: You know, Lisa, I feel like I have an instant rapport with you.
 * Lisa: (gasps) You didn’t dumb it down! You said “rapport.”
 * Mona: You didn’t have to tell Homer I was dead!
 * Abe: It was either that, or tell him his mother was a wanted criminal! You were a rotten wife, and I’ll never, ever forgive you! (beat) Can we have sex?  Please?
 * Mona: (disgusted) Oh, Abe.
 * Abe: Well, I tried. What’s for supper?
 * Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
 * Friday: That’s “Homer J. Simpson,” Chief. You’re reading it upside down.
 * Wiggum: Cancel that APB. Oh, but bring back some of them, uh, gyros(pronouncing it “jy-roes”).
 * Friday: Chief, you’re talking into your wallet.
 * Friday: Freeze. FBI. The jig is up.
 * Abe: All right, I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Goo goo. I miss my fly-fly dada.
 * Friday: Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?
 * Abe: A little from column A, a little from column B.
 * Homer: Don’t forget me!
 * Mona: Don’t worry, Homer. You’ll always be a part of me. (hits her head on the doorframe) D'oh!
 * Abe: (referring to Joe Namath) Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl!  Now, Johnny Unitas, there’s a haircut you can set your watch to!
 * Mona: (singing “Blowin’ in the Wind” with Lisa) How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man…?
 * Homer: (interrupts out of nowhere) Seven!
 * Lisa: No, Dad, it’s a rhetorical question.
 * Homer: (trying to think) Rhetorical, eh? Eight!
 * Lisa: Do you even know what “rhetorical” means?
 * Homer: Do I know what “rhetorical” means?
 * Taxi Driver: Yeah, I might’ve seen her, it’s hard to tell from this old picture, ya know?
 * Gannon: Well, according to our computer aging program, she should look about… 25 years older.
 * Taxi Driver: Yeah! I seen her! That is to say, I saw her.
 * Burns (in a tank): I’ve been waiting twenty-five years for this moment.
 * (Burns puts a cassette in the tank’s player and it begins playing “Walkürenritt.” About five seconds in, it abruptly changes to “Waterloo” by ABBA)
 * Smithers: I’m sorry, sir. I must have taped over that.
 * Marge: A tombstone?!
 * Patty: It came with the burial plot, but that's not important: the important thing is, Homer's dead.
 * Selma: We've been saving for this since your wedding day.
 * Marge: Get out of here, you ghouls!

Much Apu About Nothing

 * Homer: (after Prop 24 passes) When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
 * Homer: (chanting) "Down with taxes! Down with taxes!"
 * Helen: "Will someone please think of the children?"
 * Homer: (pointing to the US flag) Please identify this object.
 * Apu: It appears to be the flag that disappeared from the public library last year.
 * Homer: Correct. Now, we all know the thirteen strips are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely forty-seven stars?
 * Apu: Because this particular flag is ridiculously out of date! The library must have purchased it during the brief period in 1912 after New Mexico became a state but before Arizona did!
 * Homer: Uh, partial credit.
 * Moe: And these ones are smarter than the av-er-age bear. They swiped my pic-in-ic basket!
 * Helen Lovejoy: Think of the children!
 * Mayor Quimby: Very well. I promise swift and decisive action against these hibernating hucksters! (Everyone leaves, reassured, while Quimby helps himself to the pic-in-ic basket)
 * Homer: Oh my god, I got so swept up in the scapegoating and fun of Proposition 24 I never stopped to think it might affect somebody I might care about. (Pause) You know what Apu? I am really, really going to miss you. (Nails up an Uncle Sam sign that says "I Want You Out!" and walks away whistling)
 * Apu: Executive, Legislative and...Judicial.
 * Homer: No, no, and no! I guess we have to start all over with the electrical college.
 * Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
 * Lisa: That's the homeowner tax.
 * Homer: Well anyway, I'm still outraged!
 * Homer: Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm!
 * Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
 * Homer: Thank you, honey.
 * Lisa: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away!
 * Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
 * Lisa: It doesn't work.
 * Homer: Uh-huh.
 * Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
 * Homer: Uh-huh.
 * Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
 * Homer: (Looks around) Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
 * Proctor: All right, here's your last question. What was the cause of the Civil War?
 * Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schism between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists, there were economic factors, both domestic and inter--
 * Proctor: Wait, wait... just say slavery.
 * Apu: Slavery it is, sir.
 * Chief Wiggum: (arresting the bear, and Barney the drunk) Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear.  And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
 * Moe Szyslak: (immediately accepting Mayor Quimby's scapegoating of the Immigrants) Immigants! I knew it was them!  Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
 * Maude: Oh, Marge... it was horrible! We were trapped in the house all afternoon... and, well... we had to drink toilet water!  [sobs]
 * Marge: Well, things were bad everywhere.
 * Homer: I'm sick of these constant bear attacks. It's like a freakin' country bear jambaroo around here!
 * Selma: (On marrying Apu so he can stay in America) I'd rather eat poison. I'm already Selma Bouvier/Terwilliger/Hutz/McClure/Stu. Don't you think my name's long enough already without Nahumapesa... what's-it's-called slapped on the end of it!?

Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

 * Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
 * Martin: "Dickety"? Highly dubious.
 * Grandpa: What are you cacklin' at, fatty?! Too much pie, that's your problem!
 * Homer: "Second class?  What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelry, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and all those other senior perks?  Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet."
 * Mr. Burns: There, Simpson; seven gone. As soon as you're in your pressboard coffin, I'll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.
 * Grampa: Over my dead body, it will!
 * Burns: (angry groan) That's exactly the point! Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
 * Grampa: (his pants drop) How long was that?
 * Mr. Burns (defending the assassination attempt): "I tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson, but you had to be Little Johnny Live-a-lot."
 * Bart: "Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure? I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong."
 * Mr. Burns: "Oh, you're a good boy, but the child labor people have been watching me like a hawk. (pushes Bart off his mechanical platform) Well, I'm off to get paintings. As they say, 'time is Monet.' As you were, Sarge! (laughs sinisterly and accidentally presses a button, sending him crashing through a wall) Oh, terribly sorry. Back to sleep, little girl."
 * Lisa Simpson: "...Santa...?"
 * Homer: "Where are you two going at this hour?"
 * Bart: "On a treasure hunt."
 * Homer: "Oh! Can I come?"
 * Grampa: "Only if you're ready to stare danger in the face, put your manhood to the ultimate test, and take..."
 * Homer: "Pass."
 * Ned Flanders: "Well, howdy-doodily, stranger! Couldn't help but notice you're stealing my boat."
 * Grampa: "I'll bring it back."
 * Ned: "You ever operated a powerboat?"
 * Grampa: "No."
 * Ned: "Know anything about water safety?"
 * Grampa: "No."
 * Ned: "What do you need it for?"
 * Grampa: "It's a secret."
 * Ned: "Hoo-hoo, sounds spine-tingling-dingling! Just promise you'll have a good time.  Maude, boys, come on up! We're gonna have a little camp out in the dinghy!"
 * (Rod and Todd cheer)
 * Grampa: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook...
 * Bart: You never were, Grampa.
 * Grampa: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed.
 * Bart: I won't get embarrassed; I don't care who knows I love my Grampa. both hug
 * Baron: (pulls up in his roadster with techno track playing) Hey, fun boys, get a room! (peels out)
 * Grampa: I'm not gonna kill ya. That'd be cowardly. Monty Burns cowardly. I just wanna watch you squirm...
 * Mr. Burns: (enthusiastically) Yes sir! Is this to your liking?(Begins to squirm pathetically)
 * Grampa: There is one thing we don't stand for in the U.S. Army and that's trying to kill your commanding officer! You're out of my unit! You're out of the tontine! And that means the paintings are mine! Private, you are dismissed!
 * (Abe's sniper rifle sight shows Adolf Hitler inspecting a line of German soldiers. He positions the crosshairs on Hitler's head and prepares to change the course of history)
 * Abe: Ha! Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler!
 * (just before he fires, a tennis ball flies in, throwing off his aim. The bullet then just spins the Führer's hat around, shocking the German troops)
 * Burns: Little help?
 * Burns (after the tontine is explained): Now, remember. You can't all sign with an "X".
 * Edna Krabappel: Well, Bart, maybe your grandfather should come up and give someone else a chance to interrupt.
 * Abe: About time, knothead. (hits her in the forehead with an oatmeal spoon.)
 * Vidal: There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess. [bursts into Retirement Castle with a machine gun and shoots away. He blows everything to bits but Abe and Jasper.]
 * Jasper (oblivious): Was that me or was that you?
 * (Abe runs out of the room to the nurse's counter)
 * Abe: Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me!
 * Nurse: Okay, we'll do something about that right away. Let's start by doubling your medication.
 * [Vidal comes in, shoots everywhere]
 * Nurse: [loads shotgun and shoots] Our residents!... [shoots] are trying!... [shoots] to nap! [shoots]

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

 * Bart (seeing the Wright Brothers plane): Look at that hunk of junk.
 * Grandpa: Oh, jeeh—you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did!
 * Bart: So how do you know so much about American history?
 * Grandpa: I piece it together mostly from sugar packets.
 * Chief Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?
 * Normal-looking prisoner: [cheerily] I'm right here, Chief!
 * Wiggum: Oh. Then where's Sideshow Bob?
 * Another prisoner: Uh, he ran off.
 * Wiggum: Oh, great. Well...if anyone asks, I beat him to death, okay? (Leaves the place)
 * Col. Leslie "Hap" Hapablap: What a day for an airshow! Not a cloud in the sky! Sideshow Bob: Except perhaps...a mushroom cloud. (Bob laughs manically as he carries away a 10 Megaton nuclear weapon in a wheelbarrow, but his laugh becomes less manic after the bomb almost falls out)
 * Sideshow Bob (having appeared on television in order to threaten the town to abolish television): By the way, I am aware of the irony of appearing on television in order to decry it. So don't bother pointing that out.
 * Grandpa (in a porta-loo): This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awful mess down there.
 * Col. Hapablap: We've searched this base from top to bottom and found nothing but porno, porno, porno!
 * Mayor Quimby: Well then we have no option, bring in the esteemed representatives of television.
 * Tom Baker, Steve Urkel, Kent Brockman, Bumblebee Man and Krusty come in.
 * Krusty: (Upon seeing the porno) Hey hey! This is my kinda meeting!
 * Bart: (to the squeaky-voiced Security Police Senior Airman) Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun!
 * Squeaky-voiced SP: I have three medals for this!
 * Soldier: (After he runs over the Wright Plane with a tank) Whoah...sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
 * Sideshow Bob: Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis, Bart Simpson. And his sister Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent.
 * Sideshow Bob: Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis, Bart Simpson. And his sister Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent.

Two Bad Neighbors

 * TV Announcer: (talking about a sand castle competition) Bikini Girls! Dune Buggies! Dardevil surfers! (each event slowly interesting Homer, who is lounging on his couch) Ordinarily this beach would be swarming with them, but not today, ho-ho-no, they've all been cleared out to make way for painstaking sand preparation.
 * Second Announcer: That's right Dick. You know, this year everyone's abuzz about one thing. The absence of Mark Rodkin. (looking to his left) Oh wait, there he is.
 * Homer: (yawning and turning off the TV) Marge, I'm bored.
 * Marge: Why don't you read something?
 * Homer: Because I'm trying to reduce my boredom.
 * Marge: (reading back of Homer's old jacket) Who's Disco Stu?
 * Homer: Oh, I wanted to write 'Disco Stud', but I ran out of room.
 * Disco Stu: (After being told to buy Homer's jacket with 'Disco Stu' on it): Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
 * Homer: Let's give it up for Table Five!! (everyone is going to see Bush, except Chief Wiggum, who is playing "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees on a piano, but Disco Stu stops to dance and Homer sings to the tune of it) Ah, ah, ah, ah, Table Five! Ah, ah, ah, ah, Table Fiiiiiiiiiiiive! (Wiggum walks over to see Bush)
 * Disco Stu: Ahem... Disco Stu likes disco music.
 * George H.W. Bush: Hi everyone. I'm George Bush. (everyone stares) Uh, former President George Bush? (everyone begins cheering)
 * Homer: Okay, let's give it up for the new guy! Now, let's all turn around and pay attention to me again!
 * George H.W. Bush: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet!
 * Homer (driving like mad into Krusty Burger): Oh, I only have one more minute before they stop serving those breakfast balls! D'oh!
 * Bush (taking his time at the menu): Let's see now. A "Krusty Burger"? That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do ya have?
 * Squeaky-Voiced Teen (over speaker): Uh, we don't have stew.
 * (Homer begins honking his horn)
 * Agent Ray: Sir, why don't you just have a cheeseburger?
 * Bush: That's really more of a weekend thing, Ray.
 * Homer and President Ford: (they trip at his driveway) D'oh!
 * Agent Ray: Excuse me, sir; where are you going?
 * Homer: I'm going to punch George Bush in the face!
 * Agent Ray: Okay, is he expecting you?
 * (Reverend Lovejoy, Lenny, Dr. Hibbert and a dog jog along with George Bush past Homer who is lying in his hammock.)
 * Homer: Nerr, look at thoose phonies, sucking up to Bush.
 * (Santa's Little Helper gets up and runs after them.)
 * Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong bush! Heh, heh, heh, heh!
 * Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Grampa: When I was a pup we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!
 * George H.W. Bush: (notices Homer and Bart walking to his house through the sewer) If he thinks George Bush won't go in to the sewer, he doesn't know George Bush!
 * Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes away my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk--probably--now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
 * Barbara Bush: George, it's time to get dressed
 * George H.W. Bush: N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors. Staying right here till my speech to the Elk's club.
 * Homer: [knocking at door with fake cardboard cutouts] Yoo hoo!
 * George H.W. Bush: Who is it? [looks through spy hole without glasses on, sees two figures at the door]
 * Homer: It's your sons, George Bush Jr. and Jeb Bush, come outside Dad.
 * George H.W. Bush: Bar, the boys are out in the front yard. They'll help me think of a plan to get those Simpsons.
 * Barbara Bush: Oh, George, is that all you ever think about? The boys probably just want a letter of recommendation.
 * George H.W. Bush: [opening door] Boys? [Homer pulls the fake cardboard cutouts out of the way] Where are you going?
 * Homer: OK, Son: give him the glue! [Bart squeezes some glue onto Bush's hair while Homer stuffs a multicolored afro on top, they run off, laughing.
 * George: (at the Elks Club later) And that's why I will continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms!
 * (everyone claps)
 * Now, are there any questions? (everyone puts their hand up) -- keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair.
 * Everyone: Oh yeah, that's right. etc. (putting hands down)
 * Gorbachev: (to his chauffeur in Russian, approximate translation)Well, we know who the boss is here! (i.e. "Bar", the implication being that George is "pussy-whipped"))
 * Dr. Hibbert: I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?
 * George H.W. Bush: No! That's not Bar and me. It's them.
 * Ned Flanders: Who, Maude and me?!
 * George H.W. Bush: No, [points at the Simpson house], the man and his boy. You know, the boy is named Bart, I don't know the name of the man.