Wikipedia:WikiProphet



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1 On the auscpicious occasion of the 2018 WikiSermon, Venerable Mentat Piter De Vries established the following summary of what he considered to be the distinguishing principles of the pseudoscience of WikiProphecy. 2 The WikiProphet (♫may the spice flow♫) in their loyalty to achieve the goal of supreme knowledge transmission, may prophesy at talk pages of brothers and sisters [in Wikipedia]. Thoughts acquiring speed by the juice of sapho, the WikiProphet's plea (♫may the spice flow♫) shall predict unevitable circumstances lest repentance [in Wikipedia] be demonstrated. 3 Verily, failure to heed the discreet faithful WikiProphet's word (♫may the spice flow♫), ostensibly results in calamities like apudaparalysis (Bene Gesserit induced edit paralysis). 4 Behold, in those days shall rise false WikiProphets uttering predictions of the end [of Wikipedia]. 5 The flying spittle of yelling agitators may be struck by lightning. 6 May Vyagrimuka guide your steps. FIN