Wikipedia:WikiThirst

Welcome to WikiThirst, Wikipedia's number 1 energy drink!

HEY, do you wanna feel so Wikipedian? Try Wikithirst. Energy drinks for users who need gratuitious amounts of editing. With all new flavors like Wikolate. Wikolate energy, it’s like adding Jimbo Wales to an editing storm. Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be uncomfortably Wikiholic.

What’s that? You want ownership? Well how about uncensorship? Made with electricity, real electricity. Edits (aaahhhhhh!). You’ll be good at them. It’s an energy drink for Wikipedians. Wikergy. These aren’t your dad’s editss, these are your edits. Wikergy.

Words, vandals, words, vandals, Smackbot, Wildbot, Dumbbot, more bots than your edits have room for. You’ll be so fast, Jimbo Wales will be like, "sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn." And you’ll be like, "fuck you!" and hit him in the face with your editing hands.

You’ll have so many edits, edits (aaaahhhhh!) just editing all the time. Power editing, power moving, power voting, power linking, power reverting, power blocking, power page making. You’ll make so many pages. 400 pages.

Add Wikolate to your edits and you’ll be good at reverting. Make your fingers revert abnormally fast. You'll revert as fast as Cluebot. People will watch them reverting and think you’re Cluebot. You’ll revert as fast as Cluebot, in a race with the actual Cluebot, and it’ll be a tie, and you’ll get deported back to the B.O.N.

Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your edits (troll eyes!). Try Wikithirst, the energy that will make you (aaahhh!) edits (aaahhh!).

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