Wikipedia:WikiWatchlister

A WikiWatchlister is a person for no apparent reason sits there all day typically 1 hour or more watching their watchlist and constantly waiting for the "View Newest Changes" button to appear so they can push it.

Signs & Symptoms

 * You Wait for the "View Newest Changes" button to appear, then you push it.
 * You add every page you visit to your watchlist
 * You have OCD and need to keep the numbers of pages on your watchlist even, or a satisfying amount.
 * You sit there for hours and hours

Hey! Why are you reading all this?! You should be on your watchlist!