Wikipedia:Wikisleeposis

Wikisleeposis is a condition seen in extreme Wikipediholics. Wikipedia editors with this condition never sleep because they spend so much time editing Wikipedia, and the few times they do sleep they dream about Wikipedia. This condition can be cured by not using Wikipedia 24 hours prior to going to bed. A great example of an editor with Wikisleeposis is Thegooduser.

Symptoms
Having any of the following symptoms may be a sign that you have Wikisleeposis:
 * You watch a horror movie and dream about Wikipedia
 * You fail your math test because you daydreamed about Wikipedia
 * You fail to pay rent and now live in your mom's basement because you daydreamed about Wikipedia
 * You daydream about Wikipedia while you are on Wikipedia and while you are reading this article
 * You forget what Instagram is and mistake it for Wikipediagram
 * You forget to buy presents
 * You forget to go to school