Wikipedia talk:Articles for deletion/Planet of the Apes

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The Planet of the Apes saga
GPT-2 generated several fake users and endless rambling about planets so Planet of the Apes could be nominated for deletion.
 * The Planet of the Apes nomination was then rotated by five degrees.
 * The Planet of the Apes nomination was then rotated by 420 degrees.
 * It was then rotated 2001 degrees by a very angry ape.
 * And then 1968 degrees
 * And then 69 degrees
 * And then NEGATIVE 69 degrees.
 * Then it was turned upside-down by ANOTHER angry ape.
 * Then the apes had a change of heart.
 * Then the ape who had a change of heart rotated it to 270 degrees.
 * Then the text went back to normal while the ape got on a horse and left the building.
 * After a non-canonical  skew of the text, GPT-2 summoned more bots to the discussion.
 * And then the nomination was itself nominated for deletion to stop the apes from taking over the Earth
 * Then Wikipe-tan died on the page.
 * Then she was brought back to life.
 * And then died again.
 * Then the angry apes came back.
 * Then the nomination was ceremoniously rotated 100000 degrees
 * Then the text was  skewed again, but by 260 degrees.
 * As a result of such acts of vandalism on the page, a request for comment was started to prevent it in the future.
 * After a few reversions of the skewed text, the picture of the ape was replaced with SMPTE color bars to put the chaos to temporary rest.
 * The color bars were replaced by a different ape. Links on the page to Planet of the Apes also turned red around this time.
 * Then the ape started spinning.
 * Then it blew up.
 * The Angry Apes have returned!
 * And then the apes from 2001 took over.
 * Then EA Sports took over the WHOLE page
 * Then it was rotated by 2001 degrees
 * Not long after that, both the ape from 2001 AND the 5 hour energy people spun very fast.
 * And then the 2001 apes had enough of the spinning.
 * And then an angry child got angry for editing his page, subsequently reviving the gorilla
 * The Angry apes finally listened
 * Then something sussy appeared, making the angry apes more angry.
 * And finally the nomination ended with a Delete.

(shamelessly copied from WP:APRIL2022 172.112.210.32 (talk) 00:14, 2 April 2022 (UTC)