Wikipedia talk:Articles for deletion/Skram

Zoe, who put this article up for deletion, did a google search for "Antioch Arrows." Haha. Would you look at that everybody. Don't you know anything, Zoe? It's singular; shows how cool you are.

But don't you see?! It's precisely because you haven't heard of Skram that Skram is so cool! That's how it works! The less you know, the greater the entry's worth. It's like Newton's laws about gravity! Skram = Value x (People Who Know)^2. Booyah.

And don't try to be all like, "Well, then you should be happy I want to delete it so nobody will know about it" or "why did anybody even write about it then" either. Because, my friend, what's the point of value if it can't be cashed in!? How will people know that we know something they don't if they don't KNOW that we know something they don't?!? HUH?!?