Wikipedia talk:Lobster

Proposal
All Wikipedia articles shall contain the word "lobster" or "lobsters".

Survey

 * Support as proposer. Herostratus (talk) 04:52, 1 April 2017 (UTC)

Threaded discussion
Oh man, I was all set to set this up as as Proposed policy, but then I realized it's April 1, so of course no one will realize how dead serious I am about this. Bad date coincidence. But I mean, this is a problem -- it is rank copyright violation of our work, and even though we do want it distributed, with attribution please. If we didn't care or it didn't matter, we wouldn't license it the way we do. Licenses mean something, or should. Nobody is doing anything about this, and here's a good place to start.

I'm willing to consider suggestions for other words instead -- "redistribute", say, or perhaps "stiletto" or the proper name "Franklin J. Corbett" -- but we should settle on one. Herostratus (talk) 04:52, 1 April 2017 (UTC)
 * Why not Zoidberg? –  Juliancolton  &#124; Talk 22:30, 1 April 2017 (UTC)