Wikipedia talk:Requests for adminship/Lightdarkness

More optional questions from Shanel:
 * 1) Which came first, the chicken or the egg?--Shanel 23:55, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
 * A: Jimbo. -- light darkness (talk) 23:56, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

MANDATORY question from Samuel Blanning:
 * 1) Are you still beating your wife? --Sam Blanning(talk) 09:21, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
 * A: I believe the more important question, is are you not still not beating your girlfriend... -- light darkness (talk) 10:48, 12 April 2006 (UTC) (I'm not whitty when I just wake up in the morning).

OBLIGATORY questions from Can't sleep, clown will eat me:
 * What's the secret behind Smucker's Magic Shell ice cream toppings? -OR- What are your feelings regarding the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty and the recent announcement by Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that their country has successfully enriched uranium and what impact does this have on the global community in the future? Can&#39;t sleep, clown will eat me 14:41, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
 * A The secret behind the toppings is that clowns that never sleep spend every moment perfecting the recipe's; but the more important question is, why is Smucker's a stub?
 * OR
 * A Scary, good thing cockroaches and clowns can survive nuclear blasts!

ENTIRELY OPTIONAL question from Mazzy:
 * Yes or No? Discuss.  Mazzy 15:43, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
 * A Yes, on account that the temp is above 70 degrees.

Rhetorical question from Flowerparty:
 * Is this joke getting old :P
 * I don't answer rhetorical questions, right?

Additional question from — xaosflux  Talk :
 * Q: What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?
 * A: African or European?
 * Huh? I... I don't know that.
 * Auuuuuuuugh. —  xaosflux  Talk  20:08, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
 * As the European Laden Swallow is far more common than the African, I can comfertably say with much accuracy, that the European Laden Swallow has an air speed of 24 Miles Per Hour.

Entirely pointless (MANDATORY) question from - Srik e it ( talk ¦  ✉  ) '' 00:26, 13 April 2006 (UTC)


 * Q: Describe your celebrations if & only if you are made an admin. (graphic description required)
 * A: I would go out ballroom dancing with Shanel :P I would be in a black tux with a pink shirt.  I would learn my dance moves from Ballroom Dancing, and we'd dance the night away.

Mandatory gun to head question that gets you an oppose if you fail to answer from  ALKIVAR &trade;
 * Q what is the average yearly rainfall for the Amazon basin?
 * A: 80 Inches.
 * Close enough, varies so much that an answer between 60 and 120 inches is "close"... 2005 was considered the worst year in recent history for rainfall... congrats mr admin :)  ALKIVAR &trade;[[Image:Radioactive.svg|18px|]] 01:12, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

QUESTIONG FRKPKM ME ORLY? `02:21, 13 April 2006 (UTC) Rory 0 96 02:21, 13 April 2006 (UTC)