You Are All Diseased

You Are All Diseased is the 16th album and 11th HBO live broadcast stand-up special by comedian George Carlin, recorded on February 6, 1999, at the Beacon Theatre in New York City and released on CD in May of that year.

Track listing

 * 1) "How's Everybody Doin'?" - 0:54
 * 2) "Airport Security" - 8:02
 * 3) "Fear of Germs" - 5:58
 * 4) "Cigars" - 1:39
 * 5) "Angels" - 1:10
 * 6) "Harley-Davidson" - 1:23
 * 7) "House of Blues" - 2:00
 * 8) "Minority Language" - 2:12
 * 9) "Man Stuff" - 5:23
 * 10) "Kids and Parents" - 6:51
 * 11) "TV Tonight" - 3:53
 * 12) "Names" - 4:23
 * 13) "Advertising Lullabye" - 2:37
 * 14) "American Bullshit" - 2:39
 * 15) "Businessmen" - 1:26
 * 16) "Religion" - 2:06
 * 17) "There Is No God" - 8:37