You Shoot, I Shoot

You Shoot, I Shoot (買兇拍人) is a 2001 Hong Kong black comedy film produced, written and directed by Pang Ho-cheung and starring Eric Kot and Cheung Tat-ming.

Plot
Bart (Eric Kot), a professional contract killer, is requested by his clients to film his killings. He hires aspiring film director Lee Tung-chuen (Cheung Tat-ming) for the filming.

Cast and roles

 * Eric Kot as Bart
 * Cheung Tat-ming as Lee Tung-chuen
 * Chan Fai-hung as Hung
 * Michael Chan as Bill
 * Jim Chim as Double Gun Tai Hung / Kwok Wai-bun
 * Audrey Fang as Ling, Bart's wife
 * Miu Fei-lam as Mrs. Ma
 * Asuka Higuchi as Michiko
 * Vincent Kok as Camera / X-rated VCD shop owner
 * Ken Wong as Ray
 * Nancy Lan as Mrs. Nina Nam
 * Lam Suet as Fatty
 * Tats Lau as James
 * Spencer Lam - Mr. Tse
 * Hyper BB as Mahjong girl at restaurant
 * Frankie Ng as Brother B
 * Angela Tong as Mrs. Tong
 * Matt Chow as Porno director
 * Henry Fong as Foul-mouthed Wah
 * Yu Ming-hin as Bart's first victim
 * Chan Yun-ping as Boutique staff
 * Pang Sau-wai as Girl massaging porno director
 * Eric Chan as Jackie
 * Poon An-ying as Tea lady on porno set
 * Anthony Ng as Bill's thug at restaurant
 * Tin Kai-man as Junkie Derek
 * Wong Man-chung as Traffic policeman
 * Joe Cheng as Mrs. Ma's mahjong friend
 * Henry Yu as Mr. Tai
 * Siu Yam-yam as Mrs. Tai
 * Billy Chung as Bart's MTV victim
 * Andy Tsang as Bart's MTV victim
 * Wilson Yip as Bart's MTV victim
 * Lam Chiu-wing as Bart's MTV victim
 * James Tse as Bart's MTV victim
 * Wenders Li as Bart's MTV victim
 * Roy Szeto as Bart's MTV victim
 * Peter Kam as Bart's MTV victim
 * Wu Ka-lok as Bart's MTV victim
 * Kenneth Bi as Bart's MTV victim
 * Clarence Cheung as Bart's MTV victim
 * Ho Chi-moon as Mr. Cheung
 * Lee To-yue as Brother Chun
 * Berg Ng as Curry Samosa
 * Chiu Wan-kit as Brother B's thug
 * Ricky Fan as Brother B's thug
 * Christy Cheung as Wing
 * So Wai-nam as Horny muscle man at Bill's office
 * Chow Siu-lun as Doggie
 * Siu Hung as Restaurant worker
 * Terence Tsui as Bill's bare body thug
 * Luk Kwong-choi as Old man
 * Roderick Lam as Policeman
 * Lee Shiu-cheung as Policeman
 * Chan Kin-yung as Policeman
 * Wai Ping-chung as Policeman
 * Pang Ho-cheung as Director
 * Tam Kon-chung as Brother B's thug
 * Pierre Tremblay as voice of Alain Delon (uncredited)