Zanzibar (Inside No. 9)

"Zanzibar" is the first episode of the fourth series of the British black comedy anthology television programme Inside No. 9. Written by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, the episode was directed by David Kerr and was first shown on 2 January 2018, on BBC Two. It stars Pemberton, Shearsmith, Rory Kinnear, Bill Paterson, Marcia Warren, Hattie Morahan, Kevin Eldon, Tanya Franks, Helen Monks and Jaygann Ayeh. The episode is written entirely in iambic pentameter.

It received positive reviews from critics.

Plot
Fred (Jaygann Ayeh), the bellboy, introduces the audience to "Hotel Zanzibar".

Prince Rico (Rory Kinnear), the heir to a kingdom, and his bodyguard, Henry (Reece Shearsmith), who plans to assassinate him, enter the 9th floor. Rico enters room 911, and after Henry enters room 912, Rico "orders" a prostitute. Alice (Marcia Warren), an old woman who suffers from memory problems, leaves and knocks on room 915, and Mr Green (Bill Paterson) answers the door. Her son, Robert (Steve Pemberton), comes out and brings her back to room 918.

Amber (Hattie Morahan) and Gus (Kinnear) enter the 9th floor. Gus goes back down to reception to replace a broken keycard. The maid, Colette, helps Amber enter room 913. Rico changes rooms to room 914. Mr Green, planning suicide, opens his door and asks Colette for a bath plug. He had twins, both given up at birth.

Gus comes back with a new keycard and discovers that it does not work. Fred comes back, mistaking Gus for Rico, and sends him to room 911. Alice leaves her room and knocks on Rico's room, and he thinks she is the prostitute. Amber comes out, and mistakes Rico for Gus. Alice comes out of Rico's room, and Amber slaps him in disgust.

Henry comes out to kill Rico. He hesitates for long enough for the prostitute, Tracey (Tanya Franks), to enter the scene. He tells her to pour a sedative into a glass of wine and make Rico drink it. Henry knocks on Gus's room, and brings the "tart" into the room.

Colette (Helen Monks) and Vince (Kevin Eldon), a hypnotist, enter the 9th floor. She convinces Vince to make Amber fall in love with the next person she meets, and they enter her room. Rico has "finished" with Alice, and she enters room 917. Tracey leaves, with Gus horrified at his "experience". Fred comes, and insists that he pays for the "service". Tracey sets down the glass, and demands a meal. Fred gives her the apple tart, replacing the plate with one of leftovers. They enter room 917.

Vince having finished the hypnosis, picks up the glass and enters room 916. Colette knocks on Rico's room, and he leads her in. Fred leads Alice back to her room. Robert knocks on Amber's room, and she falls in love. Colette and Rico leave his room, still mistaking Rico for Gus, and tries to convince him to get back his "girlfriend". Tracey leaves the room and demands payment from Rico. Fred and Colette try to sort the situation out, and enter Vince's room, while Rico enters Henry's room.

Gus comes out of his room. Amber is angry with "him" for having sex with Alice. Gus presents the leftovers by accident, while Fred and Colette carry a sleeping Vince out. Tracey attempts to slap Amber, and slaps Alice instead, bringing back her memory. Gus gives Amber a "true love's kiss", and breaks the spell. Rico comes out of room 914, and everyone is stunned by the similarity between Gus and Rico. Alice screams and Mr Green comes out in anger, and realises that Gus and Rico are his twin sons.

Henry suddenly holds a knife to Mr Green. At this, Vince wakes up, and casts a spell on Henry. He starts dancing and shouting, and is brought to his room. Tracey brings out the diamond ring, and Gus puts it on Amber.