User:Blinxiz/sandbox
Blinxiz/sandbox | |
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 Cage at the cagetopia in 2013 | |
| Born | Nicolas Kim Coppola May 4, 1916 Flen, Södermanland, Sweden |
| Occupation(s) | God and savior |
| Years active | 2003 |
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| Partner | Leo |
| Children | Over 9000 |
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Blinxiz/sandbox | |
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Cage at the cagetopia in 2013 | |
| Born | Nicolas Kim Coppola May 4, 1916 Flen, Södermanland, Sweden |
| Occupation(s) | God and savior |
| Years active | 2003 |
| Spouses |
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| Partner | Leo |
| Children | Over 9000 |
| Parents |
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| Family |
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| Signature | |
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History[edit]
Cage-ism is a modern religion that sees Nicolas Cage as their God and Savior. Its adherents worship everything Nicolas do and think. It was founded in 2003 by Lord Nicolas the Great (Nicolas Cage). Its faithful followers believe in reincarnation, and follow the five commandments: Worship Nicolas, Nicolas, unite with Nicolas, Nicolas worship always and never stop believing in Nicolas. By following these five commandments you will unite man with all the other followers and become one with Nicolas Cage in his subconscious. The religion is the most widespread in the northern parts of Bonässund. When one worships Nicolas quotes often replicas of his most famous films such as Kick-Ass. Nicolas blodsvente right hand and the left hand is homecooked with the knife. The most famous quote from cage-Anen is "not the BEEES!!!" used by the Lord himself when he played in the movie Kick Ass. Jockes most known citiat is "åhhhh fyyy". Blood Wait is a small dörnare who like to whisk
Traditional food[edit]
Honey sandwich is one or more pieces of bread, with honey as topping. It was made by Leo himself to celebrate lord Cage as his first victim. But after a careful examination, it turns out that it was not the first one (sadly). Its a everyday meal within Cage-ism if you dont eat it you will pay! said by the lord him self. It can be part of a dish or a whole dish itself, but mostly the people doesn't have any choice. Honey sandwich with honey as topping may look at various ways, including as double honey sandwich and honey bread rolls, but its is important somehow.