User:ChildeRolandofGilead

My goal in life is to bring true enlightenment to Wikipedia, including the expose of the conspiracy, perpetrated by such infamous louts as Terry McAuliffe, Terry Bradshaw and Terri Schiavo, that Edgar Allan Poe did not write Harry Potter fanfiction or work at Scooter's Roofin', Crepe-Pan Seasoning & Bidet Repair. He clearly did, and to suggest otherwise is madness. Sorry, haters.